英语校园剧剧本
具体的剧本我就不提供了！我提倡自己原创！以前我们也做过这样的校园英语舞台剧！得了个二等奖！
我就提供一些经验！
1、立意最好能做到以鼓励我们学英语为主！
2、内容要做到简单易懂，让全场有共鸣感，中间可以穿插些美式中文（增加趣味性）！
3、一定要做到想象丰富，充分利用肢体语言，表演时要活跃、使整个舞台剧充满欢笑，让观众很对接下来的情节充满期待！
4、要有音乐配合一起！可以在开场和结束时插些英文流行歌曲！最后能让观众一起唱！那一定得奖！
5、也要有适当的服装，让观众一开场就有种新颖感！
这五点经验希望帮到你！
真诚祝你成功！
『贰』 求一个英语校园剧剧本
And It Was So
于是情况就变成了这样
Prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the Goddess.
Story-teller: Long, long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule looked around)
Mule: who am I?
Goddess: (smile) My dear, you will be a mule.
Mule: Mule? What’s that?
Goddess: That’s your name. And you should work whole day long.
Mule: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs energy.
Goddess: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 years.
Mule: No, No, No. 50 is too long for me to work. Can you give me no more than 20.
Story-teller: The Goddess thought for a while.
Goddess: Er. Yes. That’s all right.
Mule: Thank you. I’ll try my best to finish it.
Story-teller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a dog.
Goddess: You will be a dog, my dear.
Dog: You mean a watchdog?
Goddess: That’s right. How clever you are!
Dog: But I didn’t want to be a watchdog. It’s so boring
Goddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, too.
Dog: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess， everyone need to eat.
Goddess: You will eat his table leftovers.
Dog: That’s terrible! How long will I like to be this?
Goddess: About 25 years.
Story-teller: The dog didn’t feel well, so he said to her Goddess.
Dog: Oh, my dear goddess. I’m only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years away.
Goddess: Er, right.
Story-teller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a monkey.
Goddess: You are a monkey. You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting strange.
Monkey: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them relaxation.
Goddess: And you will live for 20 years.
Monkey: Sorry, I didn’t catch what you said. You mean 20 years?
Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It’s heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that.
Story- teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been built.
Goddess: You are a woman. The greatest being in the world. You are different from any other kind of animals.
Woman: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest?
Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and modern.
Woman: I will take your advice.
Goddess: But you will live for 20 years.
Woman: 20 years is so little that I can’t do more things by myself. It’s unfair.
Goddess: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog refused.
Woman: I’m genuinely sorry that it isn’t more.
Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey refused.
Story-teller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.
推进力改善而流线型没有:女士们、先生们,你相信上帝吗?今天我们要讲的故事是关于女神。
讲故事的人:很久很久以前,有一位女神。她自己创造的骡子。(和女神的骡子,骡子开始行动。骡子环顾四周)。
驴子:我是谁?
神仙:(笑)亲爱的,你将一头骡子。
驴子:驴子吗?那是什么?
观音:那是你的名字。你应该整天的工作。
驴子:我吃什么?你知道,不管我们做什么,我们需要能量。
观音:草。但我想你会愚蠢的。你会住了五十年了。
驴子:不,不,不。50太长,使我难于集中精力工作。你能告诉我不要超过20年。
讲故事的人:女神想了一会儿。
观音:呃。是的。没事儿。
驴子:谢谢你。我将尽我最大的努力去完成它。
讲故事的人,事情就这样做成了。第二天,创造了一种狗。
观音:你会是一只狗,我亲爱的。
狗:你的意思是看门狗吗?
观音:没错。你真聪明!
狗:但是我不想成为一个看门狗。它太无趣了
观音:不,我亲爱的。你会发现它很有趣。你将成为一个好朋友与你的主人。你必顺从。
狗:好的。我应该吃些什么呢?你知道吗,亲爱的女神,每个人都需要吃饭。
观音:你会吃桌上吃剩的食物。
狗:那太糟糕了!我喜欢这个吗?
观音:大约25年。
讲故事的人:狗感到不舒服,所以他对她说的女神。
狗:哦,亲爱的女神。我只有一个看门狗。25年太长了,我去住。既不看门狗或其他种类的狗需要它。请把10年了。
观音:嗯,不错。
讲故事的人,事情就这样做成了。接下来的日子里,创造了一只猴子。女神”
观音:你是一只猴子。你真聪明!你必从一棵树,怪怪的。
猴子:你的意思是我要做的杂技表演,给他们放松。
观音:你会住了20年了。
猴子:抱歉,我没听懂你说的话。你的意思是20年?
观音:是的。猴子:天啊!很重。请给我只有十多年来做那件事。
故事-出纳员。事就这样成了。最后,她创造了人类。他是最幸运的是那个曾经被建造。
观音:你是个女人。作为世界上最大的。你是不同于其他种类的动物。
妇女:谢谢你。顺便问一下,为什么我最大的吗?
观音:你的大脑。你可以考虑的问题和困难。但是你必须改变这个世界带来和平,美丽的和现代的。
女士:我会接受你的建议。
女神:但你要住了20年了。
女士:20年是这么少,我不能做更多的事情。太不公平了。
观音:你讲的是事实。我将给你20年,骡子拒绝,15年,这只狗拒绝了。
女人:我真的对不起,那不是真的。
观音:噢,我想我应该给你10年,猴子拒绝了。
讲故事的人,事情就这样做成了。神决定了谁是你的人类生活20年作为一个男人,然后结婚而活20年像一头骡子工作搬运重物。(肩)之后,他是有孩子,住15年作为一个狗,看守自己房屋的保护与吃剩下的食物;然后,因为在他年老的时候,生活10年作为一个猴子别扭来逗他的孙子。
『叁』 校园英语短剧
我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本)
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulan next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
『肆』 求一个校园英文话剧剧本
英语话剧《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》
4人话剧
演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正剧：(P,K出场)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)
P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)
Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)
P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young alt man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)
K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)
P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)
（M,F携手进场）:
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)
P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)
K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?
F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
（P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰）
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)
M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)
M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)
『伍』 校园英语短剧剧本
And It Was So
于是情况就变成了这样
prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the Goddess.
Story-teller: Long ,long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule look around)
Mule: who am I?
Goddess: (smile)My dear, you will be a mule.
Mule:Mule? What’ that?
Goddess: That’s your name. And you should work whole day long.
Mule: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs energy.
Goddess: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 years.
Mule:No, No ,No. 50 is too long for me to work.Can you give me no more than 20.
Story-teller: The Goddess thought for a while.
Goddess: Er. Yes. That’s all right.
Mule: thank you. I’ll try my best to finish it.
Story-teller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a dog.
Goddess: You will be a dog, my dear.
Dog: You mean a watchdog?
Goddess: That’s right. How clever you are!
Dog: But I didn’t want to be a watchdog. It’s so boring
Goddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, too.
Dog: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess everyone need to eat.
Goddess: You will eat his table leftovers.
Dog: That’s terrible! How long will I like to be this?
Goddess: About 25 years.
Story-teller: The dog didn’t feel well, so he said to her Goddess.
Dog: Oh, my dear goddess. I’m only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years away.
Goddess: Er, right.
Story-teller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a monkey.
Goddess: You are a monkey You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting strange.
Monkey: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them relaxation.
Goddess: And you will live for 20 years.
Monkey: Sorry, I didn’t catch what you said. You mean 20 years?
Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It’s heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that.
Story- teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been built.
Goddess: You are a woman. The greatest being in the world.You are different from any other kind of animals.
Woman: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest?
Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and modern.
Woman: I will take your advice.
Goddess: But you will live for 20 years.
Woman: 20 years is so little that I can’t do more things by myself. It’s unfair.
Goddess: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog refused.
Woman: I’m genuinely sorry that it isn’t more.
Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey refused.
Story-teller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.
『陆』 校园英语剧剧本
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可…先生…您听我说…(仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲…
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢…
为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but...sir...please listen to me...
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english...
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
『柒』 求校园搞笑英文话剧剧本
还英语呀，太难了，我四级还没过呢，无能为力
『捌』 求英语短剧剧本，学校要比赛
The 2 is "cattle" man a prelude to environmental:
很久很久以前，在一个乡村的市场里，有两个男人。
Long long ago, in a village market, there are two men.
顾客（入场）：哎！现在，女人横行霸道，可苦了我们这帮男人了！你可别说我窝囊，这就是咱爱老婆的表现老婆一声令下，圣旨一道。说要吃这里的牛肉，我跋山涉水，历经九九八十一难。终于让我找到了这家店（一看表）距离老婆规定的时间还有10分钟！....哇哈哈哈哈。
Customer (admission): hey! Now, women run amuck, bitter us men! You can't say I do, this is my loving wife performance wife order, decree. Said to eat beef here, I travel over land and water, after eighty-one to nine nine. I finally found the shop (see table) distance wife stipulated time 10 minutes! . wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
顾客（入店内）：老板！咦！人呢。（走到桌子前面）
Customer (in the shop): the boss! Hey! People do. (go to the table)
老板(从桌子底下上来，手上拿了一把刀）：我在这里。
The boss (up from beneath the table, holding a knife): I'm here.
顾客（吓一跳，指着刀）：老....老板，这....
Customer (jump, pointing to the knife): old... The boss, this....
老板（看了下刀，下去）：对不起。等我下。
The boss (see under the knife, down): sorry. Wait for me.
老板（上来）：什么事。
The boss (up): what happened.
顾客：我要买牛肉！
Customer: I want to buy beef!
老板：桌子上都是，你自己选吧。
The boss: the table is, you choose.
顾客：哪里有啊？
Customer: where are they?
老板（看了看桌子）；对不起噢。忘记拿出来了。
The boss (see table); sorry oh. Forgot to take it out.
顾客：老板，你怎么了。没事吧！
Customer: boss, how do you. Are you okay.
老板：讲了你也听不懂。
Boss: you don't understand.
顾客：（无语中。。。。。。）
Customer: (Speechless......)
『玖』 校园英语舞台剧剧本
The Modern Snow White 现代版白雪公主
剧情：
（幕启）
老王后：（怀抱洋娃娃，哄小孩，戴围巾）
旁白：A cold winter day. A baby, her name is Snow White. She is very beautiful.
人们：（上场，围住老王后，手摸娃娃脸）
旁白：The queen loves her. Everybody loves her. （音乐起，人们、老王后下场）
（音乐起，动物和公主跳上场，老王后上场睡床上）
旁白：The animals love her, too.（音乐渐弱）
动物：（一个人上场）Snow White! Snow White! Your mother is ill.（焦急）
公主：Mum! Mum! （边跑边下，动物跟下）
（公主上台围在床前，小动物上）
公主：Oh! Mum. No! No! What’s wrong with you?
老王后：（摸公主的脸）My dear. I love you for…ever…. （手垂下，脸歪，死掉）
（音乐悲惨，抬老王后下，公主坐地上哭）
（音乐欢快，新王后上，围公主走一圈，瞟一眼）
旁白：A new queen comes. She is beautiful but bad.（公主无奈，小动物气愤）
魔镜：（音乐起，上场）
旁白：This is a magic mirror.
新王后：Mirror, mirror. Who is beautiful?
魔镜：Not you. Snow White.
新王后：No! No! No! （回头对猎人说）Kill Snow White!
猎人：（上场，半跪低头）Snow White?（抬头） But …
新王后：Kill her!
猎人：（低头，无奈下场）
（马蹄声。公主拎裙跑，马挡公主前面，）
公主：（双膝跪下）Help me, please! Please!（乞求）
猎人：（思考一会儿）All right. Go, Snow White.（把举起的枪放下，马让道）
公主：（边跑边说）Thank you! Thank you!（猎人下，公主继续跑）
公主：（四下张望，来到门前）May I come in?（敲门，无人答）Anybody here?（推门进，数）One, two, three,… Oh, seven chairs and seven cups. Who live here?（打个哈欠）I’m too tired.（抽出凳子，坐凳上）Oh, I’m too thirsty.（喝两杯，边打哈欠边睡）
（欢快音乐，小矮人上场）
小矮人：（推门，进来，跑到桌前）
小1：Who sat here?（手指椅子）
小2：（拿起杯子）Who drank this?
其：Who is it?（互相看，纳闷）
小3：（跑到最后一张椅子）Who’s sleeping here?（大家围上）
小4：Look! She’s sleeping.
小5：She’s beautiful!
小6：嘘！Let her sleep!
其：（蹑手蹑脚走开）
（天亮，放音乐）
公主：（伸懒腰）
小矮人：（上场）Good morning!
公主：（吓大跳）Who are you?
小7：We are the masters of this house. What’s your name?
公主：I’m Snow White.
小1：Why are you here?
公主：（哭）My mother is dead. The new queen wanted to kill me. So …
小矮人：（点头）
小2：What an evil queen!
小3：I’ll help you.
小4：Me too.
其：（一起）Me too.
小5：Stay with us, ok?
公主：Thank you.（大家手拉手，跳舞）
（音乐起，邪恶）
魔镜：（上场）
新王后：（上场，奸笑，边照镜边问）Mirror, mirror! Who（拖腔）is beautiful?
魔镜：Not you! Snow White!
新王后：What?（生气）I’ll kill her!
（音乐，邪恶）
新王后：（一转身，拿出一个苹果，坏笑）哼！Snow White!
（公主一人在家，边哼歌边擦桌，拎裙转圈）
新王后：（上场）Apples! Apples! Buy some apples!（拎篮子）
公主：（听）Apples?（开门）Hello!
新王后：Oh! You’re so beautiful! Give you a beautiful apple.（递）
公主：（接过苹果）Oh! How lovely!（咬一口，倒下死掉）
新王后：（跑过去，看看，探探呼吸，拿掉头巾，大笑离开）
Mirror, mirror! Who is beautiful?
魔镜：It’s you.
新王后：（大笑，边笑边下）
（小矮人回来）
小1：Oh! What happened?
其：（大家跑去）Snow White! Snow White! Wake up! Wake up!
小2：Oh! She died!
（小矮人抬起公主，放到床上，哭）（音乐，马蹄声，王子上）
小3：Poor Snow White!
王子：（上前看）Oh! What a beautiful girl! I want to marry her.
小4：But you can’t. She is dead.
王子：（摇头）Oh! No!（摇公主）Snow White! Snow White!
公主：（咳嗽，吐苹果）What happened?（对王子说）Hello!
小矮人：（惊讶）
王子：（单膝跪下）Marry me, Snow White.
小5：Snow White, the prince helped you!
公主：（看看大家，害羞点点头）
小矮人：（手拉手转圈）
新王后：Mirror, mirror. Who is beautiful?
魔镜：Not you. Not you. Snow White.
新王后：No! No!（边说边后退）
（魔镜碎了，王后倒下死掉）
（王子扶公主下床，手拉手）
小矮人：（摇手）Goodbye! Snow White. Goodbye! Prince.
王子、公主：（齐）Thank you! Goodbye!
旁白：The evil queen died. Snow White and the prince went. They’ll be happy forever
『拾』 中小学生英语校园剧剧本，简单，最好带翻译
Happiness or not, lies in a shirt, lies in a shirt wean by a happy man. But the happy man that the king has found out was pruning the vines merrily.
Does he have a happy shirt? Please listen to The Happy Man’s Shirt.
旁白：从前有位国王，他有个独生儿子，若掌上明珠，可是王子总是闷闷不了，每天在窗前呆望天空。
Aside: A king had an only son that he thought the world of. But this prince was always unhappy. He would spend days on end at his window staring into space.
国王：哎呀，你到底缺什么呢？哪儿不称心呢？
King: Oh, What on earth do you lack? What's wrong with you?"
王子：爸爸，我自己也搞不清楚。
Prince: I don't even know myself, Father."
国王：哦！你恋爱啦！哎呀，如果你喜欢哪个姑娘，告诉我，我会为你操办的，让你跟她结婚，无论是哪个最强大的国家公主，还是世上最贫寒的农家姑娘，我都可以办的到。
King: Are you in love? If there's a particular girl you fancy, tell me, and I'll arrange for you to marry her, no matter whether she's the daughter of the most powerful king on earth or the poorest peasant girl alive!
王子：不，爸爸，我没在恋爱。
Prince: No, Father, I'm not in love.
旁白：国王千方百计地想使儿子快乐起来，可无济于事，王子的脸庞失去了往日光彩，国王发布了昭示板，于是一些最有学问的哲学家，博士，教授，从世界各地纷纷到来，国王让他们看了王子，并征询他们的意见，这些聪明的学者思考了一阵后，回来见国王说.
Aside: The king tried in every way imaginable to cheer him up, but day by day the rosy hue drained from the prince's face.
The king issued a decree, and from every corner of the earth came the most learned philosophers, doctors, and professors.
The king showed them the prince and asked for their advice. wise men withdrew to think, and then returned to the king.
学者甲：嗯，殿下，我们仔细地考虑了王子得 情况，还研究了星象，我们认为你必须做这样一件事，找个幸福的人，一个完全幸福得人，把您得儿子的衬衣和他的衬衣调换一下。
Wise men A: Majesty, we have given the matter close thought and we have studied the stars. Here's what you must do.
Look for a happy man, a man who's happy through and through, and exchange your son's shirt for his."
旁白：当天国王就派出大使，到世界各地去寻找幸福的人。一个神父被招来件国王。
Aside: That same day the king sent ambassadors to all parts of the world in search of the happy man. A priest was taken to the king.
国王：你幸福吗 ？
King: Are you happy?"
神父：是的，我确实很幸福，陛下。
Priest: Yes, indeed, Majesty.
国王：很好，你做我的主教怎么样？
King: Fine. How would you like to be my bishop?
神父：啊！陛下，我求之不得啊！
Priest: Oh, Majesty, if only it were so!"
国王：滚，给我滚得远远得 ，我要找得是自身感到幸福的人，而不是总想得寸进尺的人。
King: Away with you! Get out of my sight! I'm seeking a man who's happy just as he is, not one who's trying to better his lot.
旁白：于是，又重新开始搜寻，不久，国王听说有位邻国国王，人们都说他是个真正幸福的人，他有个贤惠美丽的妻子，而且子孙满堂，他制服了所有的人，国家康泰安宁。于是，国家又有了希望，马上派使臣去件他，想向他要一件衬衣，邻国国王接见使臣们说：
Aside: Thus the search resumed, and before long the king was told about a neighboring king, who everybody said was a truly happy man.
He had a wife as good as she was beautiful and a whole slew of children.
He had conquered all his enemies, and his country was at peace. Again hopefully, the king immediately sent ambassadors to him to ask for his shirt.
The neighboring king received the ambassadors and said”
邻国国王：不错，凡是人们想要的东西，我的确都有了，不过我仍然满腹忧愁啊！因为总有一天，我不得不扔不下在一切，离开人世，哎啊 ，为这事，我晚上连觉也睡不着呢！
Neighboring king: Yes, indeed, I have everything anybody could possibly want. But at the same time I worry because I'll have to die one day and leave it all.
I can't sleep at night for worrying about that!
旁白：使臣们想，还是别带回这个国王的衬衣为妙。国王没办法，便去打猎散心，他开枪打中了一只野兔，但只是伤了它，野兔带着三条腿奔跑着，国王追赶着野兔把随从们远远地抛在后面，在森林外的旷野里，国王听到有人在唱歌，他便收住脚步。
Aside: The ambassadors thought it wiser to go home without this man's shirt.
At his wit's end, the king went hunting. He fired at a hare but only wounded it, and the hare scampered away on three legs.
The king pursued it, leaving the hunting party far behind him. 0ut in the open field he heard a man singing a refrain. The king stopped in his tracks.
国王：这位唱歌的人，一定是位幸福的人。
King: Whoever sings like that is bound to be happy!
旁白：歌声把他引到一座葡萄园，在那，他发现一个小伙子，在修剪着一个葡萄藤
Aside: The song led him into a vineyard, where he found a young man singing and pruning the vines.
小伙子：您好啊，陛下。这么早，您就到乡下来了。
The youth:Good day, Majesty, So early and already out in the country?
国王：天哪，你愿意我把你带到京都去吗？你将成为我的朋友。
King: Bless you! Would you like me to take you to the capital? You will be my friend.
小伙子：多谢您了，陛下。这种事，我根本不想。即使罗马教皇与我换个位子，我也不干。
The youth: Much obliged, Majesty, but I wouldn't even consider it. I wouldn't even change places with the Pope.
国王：为什么呢？像你这样能干的小伙子……
King: Why not? Such a fine young man like you…
小伙子：不，不，跟您说吧，我对我现在的一切感到心满意足了，其他毫无所求。
The youth: NO, no, I tell you. I'm content with just what I have and want nothing more.
国王：啊！我终于找到了一个幸福的人！听着小伙子，帮我一下吧。
King: A happy man at last! Listen, young man. Do me a favor.
小伙子：只要能做到的，陛下，我一定尽力效劳。
The youth: With all my heart, Majesty, if I can.
国王：等等。
King: Wait just a minute.
旁白：他再也按奈不住内心的喜悦，跑回去对他的随从说。
Aside: said the king, who, unable to contain his joy any longer, ran to get his retinue.
国王：快，跟我来，我的儿子有救了，我的儿子有救了！
King: Come with me! My son is saved! My son is saved!
旁白：接着，他带着他们来到小伙子身边。
Aside: And he took them to the young man.
国王：我的好小伙子，不管你要什么，我都会给你的，但是你得给我，给我，你……
King: My dear lad, I'll give you whatever you want! But give me…give me…"
小伙子：给您什么啊，陛下？
The youth: What, Majesty?
国王：我的儿子快要死了，只有你能救他，快过来。
King: My son is dying! Only you can save him. Come here!
旁白：国王一把抓住小伙子，去解他的上衣扣子。突然，国王停住了，垂下了双手，这个幸福的人没有穿衬衣！
Aside: The king grabbed him and started unbuttoning the youth's jacket. All of a sudden he stopped, and his arms fell to his sides. The happy man wore no shirt.