英語腦筋急轉彎

㈠ 關於英語的腦筋急轉彎

一、Q：What question can you never answer 'yes' to?

A：'Are you asleep?'

這句話可能還有其他答案，不過這一個肯定是經典之一。因為絕對沒有人在睡著後還能回答「你睡著了嗎？」這個問題的。

二、Q：When were the Middle Ages?

A：Between the ones that came before and the ones that came after.

Middle Ages本來是指歐洲歷史上的中世紀（約AD500－－AD1500年）。但答案卻巧妙運用了middle（中間的）的含義：中間的年代就是處於以前年代和以後年代之間的年代。

三、Q：Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

A：There were more knights in those days.

Dark Ages本來是指歐洲中世紀早期的「黑暗時代」，而Middle Ages（中世紀）正是以騎士（knights）著稱的時代。答案藉助了knights和nights（夜晚）讀音相同的特點，而且night和dark也相互呼應，非常巧妙。

(1)英語腦筋急轉彎擴展閱讀：

腦筋急轉彎最早起源於古印度。腦筋急轉彎是由時報文化於1989年12月06日發行的一系列單篇漫畫笑話全集，由前一頁漫畫式的問題到翻過面後出人意料的答案。造成當時台灣社會極大的流行熱潮，大街小巷都在互相詢問腦筋急轉彎，演變至已經成為一種冷笑話的模式了，後傳入中國大陸的。

這種文字游戲有個明顯的特點，題面很普通，但答案十分氣人或十分搞笑，有時，會起到間接罵人的作用。一經破解，令人噴飯。所以問問腦筋急轉彎在party上也有調節氣氛的作用，還有以下八大好處：

1．開發智力

2．激活腦細胞，讓大腦得到鍛煉

3．提高想像力

4．防止老年性痴呆

5．活躍氣氛（一個好的腦筋急轉彎能拉兩個人的距離）

6．拓展知識面（很多都是帶有典故的）

7．提高幽默感（可加入非特別正規的演講中）

8．打破慣性思維 (可有不同見解)

㈡ 英語腦筋急轉彎（不要笑話 用英語作答）

1 Friday,
2 hotdog,
3 piano keys,
4 when you are on a horse,
5 teapot
6 cuz cold is with the old(牽著個老人)
7 cola, tea, alcohol
8 water,
9 when it is blue,(色情，該叫dirty books)
10 birds can't walk
11 it is sunny(或者說beach umbrella遮陽傘)
12 they both have an 「s」
13 age

㈢ 求找有關英語智力題大全（趣味翻譯，腦筋急轉彎等）越多越好！

1、Why is the letter E so important?
答案：Because letter E is the beginning of everything
解析：為什麼字母E非常重要
因為字母E是「所有事情」(everything)的開始(字母)
2、Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?
答案：Because there is love between them.
解析：在單詞gloves中，為什麼字母G和字母S那麼親近?
因為是g love s .她們中間有一個love
3、How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
答案：Take a longer rope and compare with it
解析：不剪，不卷，不折，怎麼才能使一根繩子變短呢?
拿一根長一點的繩子和它做比較就行了!
4、What does everybody do at the same time?
答案：grow old
解析：所有人在同樣的時間都在做的一件事是什麼?
有的人會答：呼吸，心跳，但是都不嚴密
只有「變老」是沒有任何辦法可以阻止的。
5、Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
答案：Santa Claus
解析：這題關鍵要理解片語get fired的意思
誰一年只工作一天，但是卻永遠不會被解僱呢?
當然是「聖誕老人」。
6、How can you make 6 out of three 7s、
答案：7-7/7=6
解析：其實這是一道簡單的數學題，關鍵是要把題目看懂
怎樣才能從三個7中得到6.
7、How can you make 1000 out of eight 8s
第九題其實是同樣的道理，怎麼從8個8中得出1000
答案：8+8+8+88+888=1000
8、A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
解析：這題主要是要打破常規思維，看見police officer,我們都會往男人去想，但是，其實為了男女平等，英文當中已經用police officer 來代替polieman和policewoman了。所以，男女，都可以稱作police officer. 這樣就好理解了，一個Police officer 有一個brother, 但是這個brother 卻沒有brother，為什麼吶?因為這個brother有個sister.

㈣ 英語腦筋急轉彎

正文 一百零三、棋差一招（上）

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? （愚人節人們為什麼疲倦？） 2.What weather do mice and rats fear? （老鼠害怕什麼天氣？） 3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? （狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人？） 4.What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? （感恩節時哪個國家最受歡迎？） 5.What question can never be answered by 「yes」? （哪個問題永遠不能回答「是的\」？） 6.What tree is always very sad? （那種樹總是很傷心？） 7.Why is an empty purse always the same? （為什麼空錢包總是一樣的？） 8.What is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest? （什麼東西用時滿閑時空？） 9.What do every couple have in common? （每對夫妻都有的共同點是什麼？） 10.When can you get water with a net? （什麼時候可以用網兜裝水？） ================================ 答案： 1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月；行軍) 2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) 3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 ) 4.Turkey.(土耳其 Turkey，土耳其，火雞 ) 5.Are you asleep? （你睡著了嗎） 6.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹) 7. Because there is never any change in it.( 因為沒有零錢。Change 零錢，改變 ) 8.A shoe. （鞋子） 9.They are married on the same day.（他們同一天結婚） 10.When water is turned into ice. （當水結成冰時） 第二部分： Questions: 1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?為什麼養長頸鹿最不花錢？ 2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗為什麼害怕日光浴？ 3. Why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃？ 4、Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客們為什麼不再關注打雪仗了？ 5、Why don't women get bald as soon as men?為什麼總是男人比女人先禿頭？ 6、What can pierce one's ears without a hole?什麼東西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？ 7. What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼？ 8. Why does time fly?時間為何飛逝？ 9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪裡可以再弄到一條尾巴？ Keys: 1. They make a little food go a long way.因為它們脖子長，一點點食物都要走很長的路才能咽下去。 2. They don't want to be hot-dog.因為它們不想成為熱狗。 3. He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。 4、The cold war is over.冷戰結束了。 5、Because women wear hire longer.因為女人頭發留得長。 6、Noice.噪音。 7. Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。 8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。 9. At a retail store.在零售商店。 第三部分： 1. What changes a pear into a peal? 什麼把「pear」變成了\「peal」？ 2. What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答「yes」？ 3. What two words contain thousands of letters? 那兩個單詞包含了上千封信？ 4. Where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪？ 5. Four boys have a basket with four pears in it .How can you divide the pears so that each boy gets a whole pear and one remains in the basket? 有四個男孩，他們有一個筐子，裡面放了四個梨。要讓每個男孩都有一個整梨並且筐子里還必須留一個，你會怎麼分？ 6. What is the smallest bridge in the world？ 世界上最短的橋是什麼橋？ 7. Why is the letter E so important? 字母E為什麼這么重要？ 8. Which room in the world can you never enter?世界上哪間房子你不能進去？ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 【答案】： 1. The letter " L" 字母L 2. "What does y-e-s spell?" （當別人問你）「yes」怎麼拼？ 3. post office 郵局（其實原句的意思是故意讓人們把Letter理解成字母，這樣就不好猜了） 4. In the darkness. 在黑暗中 5. Give three boys a pear each , and give the fourth boy a pear with the basket. 給三個孩子一人一個，然後把筐子和最後一個梨一起給第四個男孩。 6. the bridge of nose. 鼻樑 7. Because it's the begining of everything! 因為它是所有的開始！（everything：所有） 8. Mushroom 蘑菇 p.s.：不好意思我沒有看清你的要求，不過這么多你可以在裡面挑自己需要的，^_^～ 不過我確實找到了很多，這里是網站，絕對夠用！
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正文 一百零三、棋差一招（上）

㈤ 英語腦筋急轉彎

1.What
number
has
nothong（這個來詞應該是自nothing）
left
if
you
take
a
half
from
it?
什麼數字如果你拿走一半就什麼都不剩了？
答：8
（8拿走一半是0，什麼都沒有了）
2.If
you
had
ten
apples
and
ate
eight
,how
many
would
you
have?
如果你有十個蘋果，吃了八個，你還有幾個？
答：十個
（兩個還沒吃，在手裡；八個吃了的，在肚子里。所以，十個蘋果還都是你的）

㈥ 一個英語的腦筋急轉彎

地衣
地衣[簡明漢英詞典]
[dìyī]
1. lichen

㈦ 一個英文腦筋急轉彎

half除了有「一半」的意思之外，還有「大約是一半的」的意思，即大約是半數。我覺得這句話就是說，他的這些孩子里，有差不多半數是男孩。下面是half的解釋，或許能解答你的問題：
half
[hB:f]
n.
一半, 半時, (球賽)半場, 半學年
adj.
一半的, 不完全的, 半途的
adv.
一半地, 部分地, 相當的

half
half
AHD:[h²f, häf]
D.J.[h#f, h$8f]
K.K.[h#f, h$f]
n.（名詞）
【復數】 halves[h²vz, hävz]
Abbr. hf.
縮寫 hf.
One of two equal parts that together constitute a whole.
一半：一起組成一個整體的相等的兩部分中的一個
One part approximately equal to the remaining part.
半部分：與餘下的部分大致相當的部分
Informal A 50-cent piece.
【非正式用語】 一個50美分的硬幣
Sports
【體育運動】
One of the two playing periods into which certain games are divided.
半場：某些體育比賽被劃分成兩個階段，其中之一被稱為半場
A halfback.
中衛
Chiefly British A school term; a semester.
【多用於英國】 半學年：學校術語；一學期
Half an hour:
半小時：
a half past one.
1點半
adj.（形容詞）
Abbr. hf.
縮寫 hf.
Being one of two equal parts.
一半的：兩個相等物之一的
Being approximately a half.
大約一半的
Partial or incomplete:
部分的，不完全的：
gave me a half smile.
對我似笑非笑
adv.（副詞）
To the extent of exactly or nearly 50 percent:
大約一半地：正好或差不多達到百分之五十的程度：
The tank is half empty.
油箱是半空的
Not completely or sufficiently; partly:
不徹底地或不充分地；部分地：
only half right.
不完全正確

by half
By a considerable extent.
以可觀程度地
By an excessive amount:
過度地：
too clever by half.
過於聰明
by halves
In a reluctant manner; unenthusiastically.
不熱情地：採取一種勉強的態度；不熱情地
in half
Into halves.
成為相等的兩半
not half
Not at all:
一點兒也不：
「Fancy housing? Not half likely, ma'am」(Russell Baker)
「上妓院?根本不可能，女士」(拉塞爾·巴克)
not the half of
Only a fraction or a small part of.
只有一個片斷或一小部分

Middle English
中古英語
from Old English healf * see skel- 1
源自 古英語 healf *參見 skel- 1

The phrases a half, half of, and half a or half an are all correct, though they may differ slightly in meaning. For example, a half day is used when day has the special sense 「a working day,」 and the phrase then means 「4 hours.」 Half of a day and half a day are not restricted in this way and can mean either 4 or 12 hours.
短語a half，half of 和 half a 或者 half an 都是正確的， 盡管它們可能在意義上稍有不同。例如當day 當工作日來講時， a half day 這個短語的意思是「四個小時」。 Half of a day 和 half a day 的意思不限於此， 它們可以表示四小時或者十二小時

half
[hB:f; (?@) hAf]
n.
halves
半數，一半
We had half each.
我們每人有一半。
Half of them are here.
他們有半數人來了。
Wait half a mo.
等一等。
Half a moment!
稍等片刻!

半幣，半票
Give me a penny for 2 halfs.
給我兩枚半便士的硬幣。
半學年
（球賽等的）半場，半局
Neither side scored in the first half.
兩隊在前半場都沒有得分。
〈足球〉中衛

by halves
不完全地；不徹底地
We do nothing by halves.
我們做什麼都是徹底的。
go halves (in sth.)
與人平均分攤費用

half
adj.
半數的；二分之一量的
half a minute
半分鍾
There are no half measures in scientific research.
科研工作是不能搞折衷的。
These apples are $2 a half dozen.
這種蘋果兩美元買六個。
half
adv.
部分地；一半地
He was half asleep.
他半睡著。
We were half convinced.
我們有點信服了。
半點鍾
half 7, 8, 9, etc.
七點半，八點半，九點半等。
It is half past six.
現在是六點半。

by half
（前面與too和adj連用）過分
too clever by half
過分聰明
not half
極，非常
一點也不
not half long enough
根本就不夠長

half
來自古英語 healf

half
whole

half
half
AHD:[h²f, häf]
D.J.[h#f, h$8f]
K.K.[h#f, h$f]
n.
pl. halves[h²vz, hävz]
Abbr. hf.
One of two equal parts that together constitute a whole.
One part approximately equal to the remaining part.
Informal A 50-cent piece.
Sports
One of the two playing periods into which certain games are divided.
A halfback.
Chiefly British A school term; a semester.
Half an hour:
a half past one.
adj.
Abbr. hf.
Being one of two equal parts.
Being approximately a half.
Partial or incomplete:
gave me a half smile.
adv.
To the extent of exactly or nearly 50 percent:
The tank is half empty.
Not completely or sufficiently; partly:
only half right.

by half
By a considerable extent.
By an excessive amount:
too clever by half.
by halves
In a reluctant manner; unenthusiastically.
in half
Into halves.
not half
Not at all:
「Fancy housing? Not half likely, ma'am」(Russell Baker)
not the half of
Only a fraction or a small part of.

Middle English
from Old English healf * see skel- 1

The phrases a half, half of, and half a or half an are all correct, though they may differ slightly in meaning. For example, a half day is used when day has the special sense 「a working day,」 and the phrase then means 「4 hours.」 Half of a day and half a day are not restricted in this way and can mean either 4 or 12 hours.

㈧ 一個英語腦筋急轉彎（謎語）

1. What will you break once you say it? (什麼東西一說出來就打破？)

Silence. (沉默)

2. Will liars be honest after they die? (騙子死了之後會誠實嗎？)

No, they won』t. They lie still after they die。(不會，他們依舊撒謊。Lie still 躺著不動，依舊撒謊。)

3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什麼東西只升不降？)

Your age. (你的年齡)

4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩為什麼讓他的狗坐在陽光下？)

He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一條熱狗。)

5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(為什麼新娘子什麼也藏不住？)

Because someone will give her away. (因為有人會揭發她。Give away 揭發，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎)

6. Why is the library the highest building?(為什麼圖書館是最高的建築物？)

It has the most stories. (它的樓層最多。Story 故事，樓層)

7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的橋梁是什麼？)

The bridge of a nose. (鼻樑)

8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北極與南極的區別是什麼？)

A whole world. (整個世界。 a world of difference 天壤之別)

9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘氣的男孩為什麼想去鍾表廠工作？)

They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼臉，做鍾表面)

10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什麼鳥能舉起重物？)

Crane. (鶴。Crane鶴，舉重機)

11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船隻能容納50人，現在已有49人。這時一位孕婦上了船，船就沉了。為什麼？)

Because is a pigbot. (那是潛水艇。pigbot，潛水艇)

14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最貧窮的銀行是什麼？)

The river bank。(河岸。)

15. What month do soldiers hate?(軍人憎恨什麼月？)

March。(行軍。)

㈨ 急求英文腦筋急轉彎

1.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
every animal can ,because tree is can't jump
想要多的，難的話，去圖書館借本書去，有很多特別難的。我以前搞活動就借過，可惜太難了，沒一個打出來的！

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?
2.Why is the letter E so important?
3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?

4.What letter is an animal ?
5.What letter is a question?
6.Why is U the jolliest letter?

7.How do you feel today?
8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got?

10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
11.What does everybody do at the same time?
12.What resembles half a pie?

13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
14.When do people have two mouth?
15.Why do lions eat raw meat?

16.How many sides does a circle have?
17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?

19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it ome?
21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five?

22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it ome?
24.What falls often but never gts hurt?

25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise?
26.Which month has 28 days?
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?

28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?

31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's?
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's?
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's?

34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?

37.How do you know policemen are strong ?
38.With which hand do you write?
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?

Answers:
1.ause it makes fat fact!
2.ause it's the begining of everything!
3.ause there is love between them!
4. It's the letter B!
5. It's the letter Y!
6. ause it's in the midst of fun!
7. With my hands ,of course!
8. Take a longer rope and compare with it!
9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!
10. He didn't cheat!
11. Grow old!
12. The other half!
13. Santa Claus 聖誕老人
14. When there's two of them 有兩個人時!
15. They don't know how to cook 他們不知道如何烹飪!
16. Two. The inside and the outside!
17. All animals,for trees can't jump!
18. Sleep at night!
19. At the bottom!
20. Wet!
21. Nine!
22. They planted peech trees!
23. He walked in the other direction!
24. Snowflakes!
25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
26. Every month has at least 28 days!
27. One's appetite!
28.From a hen!
29. He fell off the last step!
30. ause their heads are far from their bodies!
31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
32. easy. 5+5/5=6!
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
34.Washinton,D.C.!
35. The police officer was a lady!
36.ause it can't see both sides at once.
37.ause they can hold up traffic with just one hand!
38. Neither.I use a pen!
39.Borrow the book from library.
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1.What letter is an animal?
什麼字母是一種動物？B(BEE)
2.What letter is a vegetable?
什麼字母是一種蔬菜？P(PEA)
3.What letter is a question?
什麼字母是一個問題？Y(WHY)
4.What letter is your eye?
什麼字母是你的眼睛？I(EYE)
5.What letter stands for the ocean?
什麼字母代表海洋？C (SEA)

2）---- What fruit is never found singly ? (什麼水果永遠不會是單個的？）?
—— A pear.?
（3）---- Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年輕人為什麼不願意和福瓊家女兒約會？）?
—— Because she is Miss Fortune.?

注: 以上腦筋急轉彎泛採用了同音詞（homonyms）:
（1）「father」（父親）與「farther」（更遠）
（2）「pear」（梨）音同「pair」（一對），
（3）「Miss Fortune」音同「misfortune」（不幸）
?

（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(為什麼空火柴盒是世界上最好的東西？）?
——Because it is matchless.?

（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小湯姆為什麼把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）?
——Because he enjoyed cool music.?

（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什麼東西即使放在冰箱里也熱？）
? ——Pepper.?

注: 以上腦筋急轉彎大量運用了雙關語（puns）：
（4）「matchless」既可理解為「沒有火柴的」，又可理解為「舉世無雙的，無可匹敵的」；
（5）「cool」可表示「冷的、涼的」，也可指「棒、時髦、美妙的」；
（6）「hot」有兩個意思："熱"、"辣"。?

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C?
2.Why is the letter E so important?

Answers:
1.Because it makes fat fact.
2.Because it's the begining of every-thing!

---- Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad ? (爸爸和媽媽誰和你更近？）?
—— Mom is closer because dad is father.?
（2）---- What fruit is never found singly ? (什麼水果永遠不會是單個的？）?
—— A pear.?
（3）---- Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年輕人為什麼不願意和福瓊家女兒約會？）?
—— Because she is Miss Fortune.?

注: 以上腦筋急轉彎泛採用了同音詞（homonyms）:
（1）「father」（父親）與「farther」（更遠）
（2）「pear」（梨）音同「pair」（一對），
（3）「Miss Fortune」音同「misfortune」（不幸）
?

（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(為什麼空火柴盒是世界上最好的東西？）?
——Because it is matchless.?

（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小湯姆為什麼把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）?
——Because he enjoyed cool music.?

（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什麼東西即使放在冰箱里也熱？）
? ——Pepper.?

注: 以上腦筋急轉彎大量運用了雙關語（puns）：
（4）「matchless」既可理解為「沒有火柴的」，又可理解為「舉世無雙的，無可匹敵的」；
（5）「cool」可表示「冷的、涼的」，也可指「棒、時髦、美妙的」；
（6）「hot」有兩個意思："熱"、"辣"。?

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C?
2.Why is the letter E so important?

Answers:
1.Because it makes fat fact.
2.Because it's the begining of every-thing!

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1.What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
A mushroom.(蘑菇)
2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)
4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.(小貓)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo.(回聲)
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to"
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it can't sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
It's nice not to see you again.
31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文學家)?
A night watchman with a college ecation.
34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter "A"?
All the other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because he's dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because I'm a woman.
46. What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕頭)
49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
He can't read.
50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
Cool!
52. What is never used until it's broken?
An egg.
53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)
It's a lot of bones without the person on them!
54. What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
55. What can you break with only one word?
Silence.
56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
The light.
57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?
Because the truck driver was walking.
58. Where can milk be best stored?
In a cow.
59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
60. What's the hardest thing about learning skating?
The ice.
61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?
A map.
62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
The temperature.
63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.
64. Why is writing called handwriting?
If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.
65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?
Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.
66. How many great men have been born in London?
None. Only babies.
67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?
When you have a hole in your pocket.
68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?
Darkness.
69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
A hole.
70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?
A priest.(牧師)
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