有趣的故事英語
流浪歌者
[大師] I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already!
A big battle was going on ring the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldier decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?"
"I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir." the soldier answered.
"Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angerly. "I'm your commanding officer."
The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!"
真沒想到我已經往回跑了這么遠!
第一次世界大戰期間，一場大戰役正在進行。槍炮轟鳴，子彈橫飛。這樣持續了一小時後，有個士兵認為戰斗太危險了，所以他離開前線，開始逃離戰場。走了一個小時後，他看見一個軍官朝他走過來。軍官攔住他，問道：「你到哪兒去？」
「長官，我正盡力躲開身後正在進行的戰斗。」士兵回答說。
「你知道我是誰嗎？」軍官生氣地說：「我是你們的指揮官。」
士兵聽了十分驚訝地說：「天哪，真沒想到我已經往回跑了這么遠!」
Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".
班和笨驢
格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知：「勞里教授今天不見他的班級。」
一個學生讀了通知後，擦掉了字母「c」(lass：姑娘)。
後來勞里教授來了，也想開開玩笑，他擦掉了字母「l」(ass：笨驢)。
2. 有趣的英語故事
Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn』t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, 「Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?」 The man smiled. He didn』t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, 「I』m sorry I can』t understand you.」
上周，布萊克夫人去了一趟倫敦。她不太熟悉倫敦，結果她迷路了。突然她在一個公共汽車站附近看見一位男子。她急忙向這位男子走去，說道：「勞駕您一下！請您告訴我去醫院的路，好嗎？」這位男子笑了。他聽不懂英語。他來自德國。但是他將手伸進了自己的衣袋裡，從裡面掏出了一本英語詞典。他查找到了一些單詞。然後他一字一句地說：「我很抱歉我聽不懂你說的話。」
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."
"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
迪克年齡七歲，他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天，媽媽把他們帶到姨媽家去玩，自己就到大城市去買些新的衣服。
孩子們玩了個把小時，在四點半的時候，姨媽領著迪克走進了廚房。她交給迪克一塊精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，並對他說：「喏，迪克，給你刀子，把這塊蛋糕一切為二，給你妹妹一塊。不過，你得記住要做得像一個紳士那樣。」
迪克問：「像一個紳士？紳士怎樣做呢？」
他姨媽馬上回答說：「紳士總是把大的一塊讓給別人的。」
迪克說了一聲「噢」。他對此想了一會，然後，他把蛋糕拿給妹妹，並對她說：「凱瑟琳，你來把這塊蛋糕一切為二吧
3. 一個如此有趣的故事英語兩種
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He told us such an interesting story that all of us laughed.
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This is an accident, so he should not be blamed.
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He is responsible for the breaking window.
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The motto of this school is 'A thousand miles begin with a step'.
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In the following days, her body temperature is getting higher and higher.
4. 英語有趣小故事
怎麼這么多人?
有一天,某位下班的朋友晚上回宿舍,在一樓按了電梯.他要上六樓,很幸運地,電梯一下子就來了......他走了進去,裡面空無一人,他走進去電梯馬上就關上了....升啊.....升啊.....到了四樓的時候,電梯突然打開了.有兩個人在外面探頭探腦的,意思想要進來,可不知道為什麼看了看又沒有進來.電梯門又關上了,就在電梯門要關上的時候,我的朋友清楚的聽到他們在說:" *!怎麼這么多人啊!
. How so many people?
One day, someone at work Huiqishe friends in the elevator on the first floor. Him on the sixth floor, very lucky, to immediately lift ...... He left into the inside empty He immediately entered the elevator to the closing or .... ah ... ah ... or to the fourth floor when the elevator suddenly opened. two people outside are constantly, meaning to come , read from time to know why and did not see coming. elevator door is closed, in the elevator door to close the time, my friend clearly heard them say: "*! how so many people ah!
5. 要有趣的英語故事
In china, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat were friends, and the cat was much smarter than the tiger .The cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger was always behind. Graally, the tiger had to learn from the cat, and the cat was patient to teach the tiger. Day after day, month after month, finally, the tiger could also run, jump, roll, grasp, tear, and strike as well as the cat.
在中國，人們相信在很久以前貓和老虎是好朋友，而且貓比老虎聰明的多。貓學習動作技巧很快，老虎卻總是落後。漸漸的，老虎不得不向貓學習了，貓也很有耐心的教老虎。日復一日，月復一月，老虎終於也可以像貓一樣，跑，跳，打滾，撲抓，撕咬，擊打。
One summer afternoon, the cat was taking a nap as the tiger sitting nearby. Looking at the cat, the tiger suddenly thought, why should he keep befriending with such a small animal since he had already learnt all the skills from the cat? The evil tiger decided to kill the sleeping cat as a before dinner snack. The tiger stood up and approached the cat viciously. Just as this moment, the cat woke up. Opening up her eyes, the smart cat immediately realized what the tiger was trying to do and swiftly jumped onto a nearby tall tree and climbed to the top branch.
一個夏天的下午，貓在打盹，老虎在邊上坐著。老虎看著貓，忽然想到，既然自己已經學會了貓的所有本領，為什麼還要和這么小的動物一直做朋友呢？邪惡的老虎決定殺死熟睡中的貓，當作晚餐前的點心。老虎站起來，邪惡的一步步靠近貓。就在這時，貓醒來了。聰明的她睜開眼睛立刻意識到老虎要干什麼，於是立刻靈活的跳到了附近的大樹上，爬到樹頂。
The tiger thought he had already learned every skill from the cat .But he never knew that the cat had hidden the tree climbing from him.
老虎以為他已經學到了貓的所有本領，但他不知道貓還藏了一手爬樹的本事。
「I kept the last technique of the tree climbing from you just because I suspected you might be can ungrateful friend.」 The cat loudly told the tiger who watched under the tree helplessly.
「我沒有讓你學這最後一個爬樹的技巧，因為我懷疑你可能會是個不知感恩的朋友。」貓高聲告訴樹下無奈的老虎。
The Rabbit and The Wolf』
One day a rabbit was walking near the hill. He heard someone crying,『Help! Help!』It was a wolf. A big stone was on the wolfs back. He cried, "Mr. Rabbit, take this big stone from my back, or I will die."
The Rabbit moved the stone from the wolfs back. Then the wolf jumped and caught the rabbit.
「If you kill me, I will never help you again.」 Cried the rabbit . 「Ha,ha!You will not live, because I will kill you." said the wolf.
『I helped you. How can you kill me? It』s unfair. You ask Mrs. Duck. She will say that you are wrong." said the rabbit. 「I will ask her,」 said the wolf.
So they went to ask Mrs. Duck. The ck listened to their story and said,」 What stone? I must see it. Then I can know who is right. 「So the wolf and the rabbit and the ck went to see the stone.
"Now, put the stone back," said Mrs. Duck. So they put the stone back. Now the big stone is on the wolf』s back again.
That』s all for my story. Thanks for listening.
兔子和狼
一天，兔子先生正在山坡附近遛噠，他聽到有人在呼救：「救命呀！救命呀！」他這邊瞧瞧，那邊望望，他發現了可憐的狼先生，一塊大石頭掉下來壓在狼先生的背上，他起不來了。他喊道：「兔先生，把這塊大石頭從我背上搬開，要不然我會死的。」兔子好不容易把大石頭從狼背上搬開，這時，狼跳起來，把兔子叼在嘴裡。「如果你吃了我，」兔子叫喊著，「只要我還活著，我再也不幫你的忙了。」 「你不會活了，」狼說，「因為我要吃了你了。」 「好人是不會殺救過他命的恩人的，」兔子說，「這很不公平，你去問鴨子夫人，她很胖，她樣樣事情都通曉，她一定會說沒有一個好人會干出這種事情來。」 「我去問她」，於是，狼和兔子到了鴨子家。狼說：「當兔子先生在山坡附近坐下時，我抓住了他，因此，我要吃掉他。現在你來談談你是怎樣想的吧。」 「我從他的背上搬開好大的一塊石頭，」兔子說，「因此，我說他不應該吃掉我，因為我救了他。現在你說說你的看法吧。」 「什麼石頭？」鴨子夫人問。「山附近一塊石頭，」兔子說。「我必須去看看，」鴨子說，「如果我連那塊石頭也沒有看見，那我怎麼說得出我的看法？」於是，狼、兔子和鴨子一起去看那塊石頭。現在你知道結果是什麼了。
6. 有趣的故事（英語作文）有翻譯的
Fox and cock
One morning a fox sees a cock.He
think,"This is my breakfast.''
He comes up to the cock and says,"I know
you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The
cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins
to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.
The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''
The fox opens his mouth and says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.
狐狸和公雞
一天早上，一隻狐狸看到了一隻公雞。他想：這是我的早餐。
他朝公雞走來，對他說：「我知道，你能唱得非常好聽，你能唱給我聽么？瀨戶早妃」公雞很高興。他閉上眼睛開始唱歌。狐狸看到這些抓住它放到自己的嘴裡走了。
在田地里的人們看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：「看，看！狐狸抓住公雞逃走了。」公雞對狐狸說：「狐狸先生，你能理解么？人們認為你叼走了公雞。告訴他們這是你的，不是他們的。」
狐狸張開她的嘴說：「公雞是我的，不是你們的。」就在那時，。公雞跑到了樹底下。
7. 有趣的英語小故事
兩個人念對話，剩下一個人念旁白
Big Head
「 the kids make fun of me」the boy cried to his mother.「They say I have a big head」
「Don't listen to them.」his mother comforted him.「You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes」
「Where's the shopping bag?」
「I haven't got one,use your hat.」
大腦袋
「所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，」小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：「他們說我長了一個大腦袋。」
「別聽他們的，」他媽媽安慰說：「你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。」
「購物袋在哪？」
「我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。」
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒？
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀！」
「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？」
哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。