英语话剧

『壹』 经典英语话剧剧本

白雪公主和七个小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音乐起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出场( 扫地,做清洁.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音乐起，皇后出场
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔镜：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
猎人：Yes. I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
猎人：But she is the princess. …
皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.
猎人：Yes!
皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
猎人：Yes!
----音乐起
白雪：( 高兴地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪：( 看到后大声哭叫)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人： I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
猎人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②开心果：Who is it?
③喷嚏精：Maybe it’s the ghost!
④瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老顽固：Maybe it’s the witch.
⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来
老学究：What a lovely child!
开心果：How beautiful!
喷嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老顽固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒来 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齐说) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究：If you look after our house.
开心果：If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔镜： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇后：Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老学究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音乐起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(谢幕)

『贰』 6人英语话剧剧本

又到了每天中午吃饭的时间了，各种插队现象络绎不绝。
现在上演女生版插队
B:"好多人啊!"
A:'中国的道路交通真得改改了!"
B:"哎,我想到一个问题,你知道司马迁是怎么死的吗?"
A:'不知道哎!"
B:"LONG,LONG
AGO,司马迁排队去买馄饨,因为人太多了,他便开始写<<史记.>>,等到他写完的时候,他前面只剩下一个人了,这时饭堂的阿姨却把出饭口给关了,司马迁就心脏病发,挂了."
A:"啊!?那我们，会不会像司马迁那样啊?
B;"不会,前面那个男生好傻哦!说不定可以玩玩他喔!"
A：（A同学拍拍正在发呆的C）“同学你好帅哦！你的头发很有型哎！”
B：“恩，（拼命点头）。还有眉毛很卡哇伊丫，还有还有，他长得好象周润发哦，对不对呀！
A:"不对,不对,因该是像吴克群."
B：“对哎,对哎！我是不是失明了呀？怎么没看见呢！？我真的很木啊！
C：（有些不好意思，在那儿笑）
A：“所以为了更好得看清你的帅气，我们可不可以站在你的前面呢？（很崇拜的样子）
C：“（已被冲昏了头脑，突然从口袋里掏出一面镜子，边照边摸自己的脸说：“呀！终于遇见伯乐了呀！这两位真是好眼力啊！想当年有一女生那是一见我就激动得在那儿抖啊！（一捋头发）可想而知我有多帅啊！”
A和B（切切私语，那肯定是一冬天，那女生冷的。”)
A：“上当咧！
B：“好笨喔！赶紧端完饭盘走人喽！（接着两位走入后台）
C：（还在那自恋）
（接着学生会干部出场，无须配音）
D、E：哈，哈，大家好，我们就是当年赤姹风云的学生会干部。
D揽着C说：“谁插队啦！（表情暧昧）
C、D、E同时指着A、B
A、B（马上僵在那里，B手上的书掉了下来，A手上的纸没掉）

『叁』 英语话剧剧本（短篇)

英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》

演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正剧：(P,K出场)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)

P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品

Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’.(作充满自信状)

P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’.

P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)

P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)

(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)

P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

M:Really.Idon’,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?

F:No,Ihaven’t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)

(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)

M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)

M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)

小品：“不差钱”

(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!

毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。

Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!

赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!

『肆』 英语话剧

《The Tiger’s Teeth——老虎拔牙》

场景一：晴朗的天气，草地上。
(One day, some little animals are playing in the forest. Suddenly the rabbit is shouting.)（有一天，一群小动物正在玩耍，一只小兔突然大声呼叫！）

The rabbit: Help! Help!（ 救命！救命！）

The deer: What’s the matter? What’s the matter?（小鹿：怎么了？）

The rabbit: The tiger is coming. He wants to eat me.（老虎来了，它要吃了我。）

The monkey: Come on, come on. Let’s hide.（猴子：快，快来，我们藏起来！）

场景二：森林小路上，老虎大摇大摆走来。

The tiger: I’m a tiger. I’m very strong. Look! My teeth are very sharp. I can break down a tree with my teeth. And I can bite off a large piece of meat at

once. Now I’m hungry. I want to eat the rabbit. Woo, woo! Where’s the rabbit? Where’s the rabbit ?（我是强壮的老虎大王。看！我锋利的牙齿，可以咬断一棵大树。我可以立即撕咬下一大块肉。现在，我饿了，我想吃只兔子来充饥。啊呜，兔子在哪呢？）老虎发怒地走开去找兔子。)

The deer: Oh, the tiger has gone away. （小鹿：哦，老虎走了！）

The monkey: Oh, the tiger can break down a tree with his teeth.（猴子：天哪，老虎大王能用它的牙咬断一棵大树。）

The rabbit: Yes, he can bite off a large piece of meat at once, and only leave the bones. Wu, wu, I'm afraid.（小兔：是的，它能一口撕下一大块肉，只剩骨头。呜--- 我好害怕呀！）

场景三：一只狐狸高兴的出现。

The fox: I’m a fox. I’m very clever. What are they doing? Let me have a look.

Hi, what are you doing? （我是聪明的狐狸先生，哈，它们正在干什么？让我去瞧瞧吧！嗨！朋友们，你们怎么了，在干什么呢？）

The deer: The tiger wants to eat the rabbit. （小鹿：老虎要吃小兔子。）

The monkey: His teeth are very sharp. （猴子：它的牙齿锋利无比。）

The fox: Is that right? The tiger’s too bad. Let me see. Oh, I have a good idea. I can pull out the tiger’s teeth.（狐狸：是那样吗？这老虎太坏了。让我想想，噢，我有了个好主意，我要拔光老虎的牙。）

All together: What? Pull out the tiger’s teeth?（小动物吃惊地问：什么？拔光老虎的牙？）

The fox: Yes!（是的）

The monkey: Hn, I don’t believe it. The tiger is so strong. And you are……（嗯，我可不相信，老虎那么强壮，你那么瘦小！）

The rabbit and the deer: Let’s wait and watch.(小兔和鹿：我们还是等等看吧！)

The monkey: OK.（好的。）

The fox: Hn
, watch me!（哈哈，看我的！）

场景四：狐狸手捧着礼物去拜访老虎。

(The fox gives the tiger some candies. )（狐狸给老虎带了许多糖果。）

The fox: Tiger King, Tiger King.（狐狸：老虎大王，老虎大王！）

The tiger: Who’s that?（是谁在乱叫呀？）

The fox: I’m a fox.（我是你的狐狸老弟呀。）

The tiger: Come in.（进来吧。）

The fox: Tiger King, here are some sweets for you. They are very delicious. Please have a taste.（大王，我给你带来些好吃的糖，您尝一尝吧。）

The tiger: It smells good. I’ll have a try. Hmm, that’s very sweet. Thank you, Little Fox.（哦，还挺香的，我吃一颗吧。嗯，很好吃，很甜。谢谢你，狐狸老弟。）

(Some days later, the tiger has a toothache. He can’t eat things any more. )(几天后，老虎牙疼起来，越来越严重，到最后都不能吃东西了。）

The fox: Tiger King, what’s the matter with you?（老虎大王，您怎么了？）

The tiger: Oh, I feel very terrible.（哎，我很不舒服。）

The fox: Let me help you. I can pull out your teeth, and you will never feel pain. （让我来帮你吧，我能帮你把坏牙都拔出来，你就再也不会疼了。）

The tiger: OK. （好的）

(The fox pulled out the tiger’s teeth.)（狐狸拔光了老虎的牙。）

The tiger: Oh, now I don’t feel pain. I am much better. Thank you, Little Fox.（老虎笑道：我现在不疼了，我好多了，谢谢你，老弟。）

The fox: That’s all right.（没关系，我的大王。）

The tiger: I’m tired. I’ll have a rest.（我累了，我要去休息一会。）

The fox: Rabbit, monkey, deer. I have pulled out the tiger’s teeth.（小动物们，我拔光了老虎的牙！）

Small animals: Ye! Let’s play.（啊，太好了，我们一起玩吧。）

The tiger: I’m hungry. I want to eat the rabbit. Where’s the rabbit? Where’s the rabbit? Oh, rabbit, I want to eat you.（老虎：我饿了，我要吃只兔子，兔子呢？兔子在哪里？）

The fox: Don’t be afraid. Don’t be afraid. He has no teeth.（别害怕，别害怕，他没牙了。哈哈）

The tiger: No teeth? Oh, I have no teeth. I can’t eat the rabbit.（没牙！哦不，我的牙齿没了，我不能吃兔子了。哎---）

(Little animals are playing in the forest. They are very happy! )（小动物们又可以在森林里开心的玩耍了。）

『伍』 话剧用英语怎么说

话剧的英文：modern drama

drama 读法 英['drɑːmə]美['drɑmə]

n. 戏剧，戏剧艺术；剧本；戏剧性事件

短语：

1、dance draman. 舞蹈剧

2、drama queen戏剧女皇；喜欢小题大做的人

3、drama schooln. 戏剧学校，戏剧专科学校

4、song and dance drama歌舞剧

5、music drama音乐戏剧

(5)英语话剧扩展阅读

一、drama的近义词：stage

stage 读法 英[steɪdʒ]美[stedʒ]

1、n. 阶段；舞台；戏剧；驿站

2、vt. 举行；上演；筹划

3、vi. 举行；适于上演；乘驿车旅行

短语：

1、stage of development发展阶段；发生阶段

2、primary stage初始阶段

3、late stage末期；后期；晚期

4、design stage设计阶段

5、earlier stage前期

二、stage的词义辨析：

stage, phase这两个词都可指发展的阶段或时期,但stage除了与介词of连用以外还可与at连用; 另外,侧重于外观变化时用phase,不用stage。

『陆』 英语话剧剧本，带翻译

旁白(Aside
)/介绍（Introction）：
Long
ago
there
was
a
crazy
country,
in
this
crazy
country
there
were
some
crazy
people,
trying
to
show
the
crazy
history
by
crazy
ways.
在很久很久以前，有个疯狂的国度住着一群疯狂的人，用疯狂的方式给人们讲述着疯狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr
Jingke
was
the
most
famous
swordsman
and
was
sent
to
kill
king
of
Qing,
“Yingzheng”.
But
finally
he
failed.
Do
you
want
to
know
what
happened
at
that
time?
Okay,
next
show
will
tell
you
the
truth.
闻名遐迩的刀客，荆轲先生，被委以刺杀秦始皇嬴政的任务。但最终还是失败鸟。你想知道当时的情形如何吗？好，下面的我们将给你呈现当时真实的一幕。Action
I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,
mirror,
tell
me,
who
is
the
most
pretty
man
in
the
world?
(画外音：It’s
you,
Prince
Dan!
太子丹高兴状)
Thank
u
mirror!
（面对观众）
I’m
Prince
Dan,
the
magic
mirror
said
I
am
the
most
attractive
man
in
the
world.
But
Ying
Zheng
is
a
jealous
guy,
I
feel
he
will
kill
me
if
mirror
told
him
the
truth.
I
am
so
scared.
So
what
can
I
do?
(向幕里大叫)
Where
is
my
minister?
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜告诉我，天下男人谁最美？
(画外音：是你是你太子丹
太子丹高兴状)
非常感谢，我的魔镜
（面对观众）
我是太子丹，魔镜告诉我说我是天下最美的男人
但是嬴政老小子嫉妒于我，倘若给他从魔镜那儿得知了真相，必要追杀于我
。太可怕了，我该咋办啦？
(向幕里大叫)
我的小弟们呢，哪儿去了？
阿三(毕恭毕敬)
:
Honey,
I
am
coming
亲耐滴老大，我来也。太子丹：I’ve
told
you
again
and
again
that
you
should
call
me
“my
most
beautiful、graceful
、handsome、charming、cute、smart
and
dearest
Prince
Dan”!我怎么告诉你的，以后见到我要喊“我最最漂亮，潇洒，帅气，和蔼，可爱，机灵和尊敬的太子丹殿下”，你又忘了！阿三：Sure,
honey!
I
have
a
good
idea.
We
can
find
a
hero
to
kill
YingZheng~~~（作杀状）了解，亲耐滴！我有个好主意。我们找个大英雄去刺杀嬴政。太子：Oh
yeah~~~.
What
is
the
most
expensive
commodity
in
this
century?
Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）
Good
idea!
But
who
is
the
right
candidate?妙计！那么谁是最佳人选捏？阿三：After
screening
I
have
two
promising
persons
on
hand.
One
is
Miss
LiMoChou,
the
other
is
Mr
JinKe.
Tomorrow
they
will
PK
for
the
NO1
killer
of
the
world.眼下我有俩在册人手，一个名曰李莫愁，另一个便是荆轲。明天他们讲通过PK来角逐最佳杀手称号！太子：Well,
show
me
the
winner
as
soon
as
possible,
OK?那行，动作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.着！

『柒』 搞笑英语话剧剧本

我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛

焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)

prologue 序幕

(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！

(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？

act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)

act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!

act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulan next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

『捌』 英文话剧

这里提供经典英文剧本,台词,字幕
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一些英文剧本
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有提供电影原声下载,很多的，不错的网站：）~
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（老友记）中英文剧本,不错的：）~
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这个网站,每天都更新,
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『玖』 介绍个英文话剧

英语话剧剧本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。

英语剧本May Dream Can Come True

by Tina Min

4-6人英语剧本

Cathy

Susan

Angel and Servant

Aside and Clerk

Summary

Susan很苗条，Cath和胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方......

This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves....

面试The Interview英语剧本

The Interview英语剧本，关于面试，职场，关于应该如何面试的话题，面试时注重的衣着、语言等等。4-5人的英语剧本

Money Talks英语短话剧剧本

三个年轻人的妈妈生了重病，但是他们没钱付医药费，于是他们准备抢银行......

很简单的剧本，虽则一共6个人，但是一个人没有几句话，以是4个人基本可以搞定。算是4人剧本吧 织梦好，好织梦

To Be Honest or Not to Be?英语短话剧剧本

很有意思的4人短剧剧本，关于强烈推荐。趣味性，并且很有意义，很有水平啊。

《大学生活》英语短话剧剧本

《大学生活》一个简单的6人剧本，讲述大学生活的。

《海岸线的眼泪》英语话剧剧本

海岸线的眼泪，一部很好4人剧本，一个凄美的爱情故事。他们在海岸线上相遇......

《女人之间的》英语话剧

很好的6人剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的，有意思。

Where Is My Mr. Right?英语话剧剧本

6人剧本。关于爱情的，剧情简单，oneday谈过几次恋爱....最终找到了本身的真爱。不错的剧本。

Turn over a New Leaf英语话剧剧本

Peach Boy英语短话剧剧本

6人英语话剧剧本。peach boy

《彩票梦》英语话剧剧本

6人英语话剧剧本.彩票梦

Whose Fault?英语话剧剧本

是谁的错？4人-5人英语话剧剧本

It's a Small World英语话剧剧本

It's a Small World这世界很小。4人-5人英语话剧剧本
right dedecms

《Growing Up》英语话剧剧本

5人英语剧本。Rick，总是乱花钱。但是有一天，他丢了钱包。

《blue》英语话剧剧本

6人英语短话剧剧本

《别摸我》英语话剧剧本

6人英语话剧剧本。Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....英语短话剧剧本 Be a Good Lover英语话剧剧本

4人-6人英语话剧剧本。又是关于爱情的。爱情是一个永远的话题，不分国界、年龄（？）、、、你是不是一个good lover？英语短话剧剧本

The Love Story英语话剧剧本

5人英语话剧剧本。两人在公交车上相遇，大学生的爱情故事。爱情，就要简简单单。英语短话剧剧本

《走错的芳华》英语话剧剧本

5人英语话剧剧本。讲一个大学生怎样走上吸毒的道路，很有教育意义。英语短话剧剧本

《罗密欧与朱丽叶》英语话剧剧本

4人-6人英语话剧剧本。一个校园爱情短剧。英语短话剧剧本

《Traffic Safety》英语话剧剧本

5人剧本。目前，很多人都不遵守交通规则，3幕短剧告诉你交通规则的重要性。英语短话剧剧本 right dedecms

《逃学》英语话剧剧本

6人剧本。《逃学》，绝对适合大学生的剧本，讲述逃学的故事。英语短话剧剧本

《除夕》英语话剧剧本

5人剧本。除夕的传说，一个很优秀的剧本，讲述了除夕的传说，就是有一个怪物叫“夕"，每一到腊月的最后一天会出来害人...英语短话剧剧本

《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本

5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。英语短话剧剧本

《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本

6人英语话剧剧本。一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的差人，甚或还遇到了鬼。。。英语短话剧剧本

A Beautiful Trap英语话剧剧本

6人英语话剧剧本。两位女大学生出去找兼职，却被欺骗。英语短话剧剧本

The Rolling Orange英语话剧剧本

很有趣的4人英语话剧，讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发明人们开着卡车，搬着木梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。英语短话剧剧本

《Good Morning, Tim》英语话剧剧本

5-6人.讲一个爸爸的烦人生活,忙的不可开交,来自工作、朋友、家人的压力。 英语短话剧剧本
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《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本

6人－8人英语话剧剧本。超级搞笑，哈哈哈

从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。以是，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。

英语短话剧剧本

Fool愚人节的故事英语话剧剧本

6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的. 英语短话剧剧本

The Gifts （礼品）英文话剧剧本

4人英语话剧剧本。由欧·亨利的短篇小说麦琪的礼品改编。英语短话剧剧本

搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

4人－5人英语话剧剧本。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠,道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第二幕：无间道。英语短话剧剧本

花木兰花英语话剧剧本

花木兰花改编,应该家喻户晓了吧.7人英语短话剧剧本

防空洞英文话剧剧本

一个很有名的故事。10人-11人英语短话剧剧本

3人英文短话剧剧本

3人短剧，简单有趣，每一人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比力有水平。由一个笑话改编。

最后成果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。英语短话剧剧本 dedecms.com

The Pocket Money英语话剧剧本

一个简单有趣的剧本，比力实际，4-5人。4人出场。英语短话剧剧本 新生理查德英语话剧剧本

大学新生理查德来到黉舍，碰到很多有趣的人和有趣的事。

虽则是美国的，和中国国情很不一样，但可以 帮助了解美国文化。出场人物8-10人左右，出去不重要的和反串，4-6人即可，主人公有两个，理查德和他的女室友。英语短话剧剧本

日

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本，4-5人，短小搞笑，比力不错。英语短话剧剧本

日

天堂王朝英语剧本

Kingdom of Heaven,青年铁匠贝里昂(奥兰多·布鲁姆饰演)在素未谋面的父亲引导下，因缘际会加入东征的队伍，前进耶路撒冷。骁勇善战加上等格高尚，贝里昂几经征战成为赫赫有名的虎贲，不但深受耶路撒冷国王赏识，斑斓的公主西碧拉(伊娃·格林饰演)也对他芳心暗许……

狮子王3英语剧本

2007年11月23日

小佳丽鱼英语剧本

经典的故事

火柴男人剧本下载

主演：
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尼古拉斯-凯奇(Nicolas cage)

火柴男人改编英语话剧剧本

火柴男人中和女孩一起用彩票骗人的那段，比力经典。3个人物，对英语口语水平要求较高，演之前最佳看下原。但话题很好，因为现在社会上那样的骗局很多。4人英语短话剧剧本

彼德与狼 英语话剧剧本

4人英语话剧剧本。语言比力简单，情节还可以。英语短话剧剧本

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