英語有趣故事

㈠ 英語有趣小故事

怎麼這么多人?
有一天,某位下班的朋友晚上回宿舍,在一樓按了電梯.他要上六樓,很幸運地,電梯一下子就來了......他走了進去,裡面空無一人,他走進去電梯馬上就關上了....升啊.....升啊.....到了四樓的時候,電梯突然打開了.有兩個人在外面探頭探腦的,意思想要進來,可不知道為什麼看了看又沒有進來.電梯門又關上了,就在電梯門要關上的時候,我的朋友清楚的聽到他們在說:" *!怎麼這么多人啊!
. How so many people?
One day, someone at work Huiqishe friends in the elevator on the first floor. Him on the sixth floor, very lucky, to immediately lift ...... He left into the inside empty He immediately entered the elevator to the closing or .... ah ... ah ... or to the fourth floor when the elevator suddenly opened. two people outside are constantly, meaning to come , read from time to know why and did not see coming. elevator door is closed, in the elevator door to close the time, my friend clearly heard them say: "*! how so many people ah!

㈡ 英語趣味小故事

1. The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

完美兒子

A:我有一個很完美的兒子.
B:他抽煙嗎?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒嗎?
A:不喝.
B:他會不會很晚回家?
A:不會.
B:我想你確實有一個完美兒子. 那他多大了?
A:下個星期三就滿6個月了.

2. I'm Trying to Stop It

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
「孩子，你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？」

「沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在裡面。」

3. Sorry
「I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .」

「Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!」

「Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .」

「對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。」

「20美元！為什麼？不是說好只要4美元。」

「是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了。」

4. Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?

John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子？

約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。

5. Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一隻母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。

母老鼠向著貓叫道：「汪，汪，汪」，貓聽了非常害怕，拚命跑走了。

母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：「現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。

㈢ 有趣英語小故事

0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angery.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife went out and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
從0到200
故事大體意思：Bob忘了他和妻子的結婚紀念日，妻子很生氣，讓他明天准備一個禮物，並放在車道上，這個禮物要在6秒能從0變化到200.第二天早上，Bob很早就上班了，然後他妻子起床後發現車道上的確有個禮物盒，她把它拿進屋然後打開，發現是個體重秤。Bob自從周5就失蹤了。
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
只有3扇門
大體意思是：一個飛機機長今天看到，在他這般飛機上有個新來的一個金發碧眼的美麗空姐。這班飛機中途要停一站，他對這個空姐很殷勤，帶她去了當地最好的機務人員住所。第二天早晨，機長發現這個空姐失蹤了，然後他就打旅館電話問怎麼回事，空姐哭哭啼啼的接了電話說：「我出不去了！這只有3扇門。第一個門是衛生間，第二個門是衣櫃，第三個門上有個牌子貼著'請勿打擾』。」

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬別進退休社區。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，「讓小的干吧。」

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什麼那麼紅？

弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架？

媽媽：你做的對，誰和誰在打架。

弗雷迪：我和傑克·史密斯。

㈣ 英語有趣的小故事有哪些

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?傑克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。於是便有好心的人教他說，「下次鞠躬的時候，你就在心裡數：正月、二月、……一直數到十二月為止，然後再直起身來。這樣，禮節就周全了。」第二天，傑克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮製。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。傑克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過路人：「我叔叔幾月走的？」
Fox and cock
One morning a fox sees a cock.He
think,"This is my breakfast.''
He comes up to the cock and says,"I know
you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The
cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins
to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.
The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''
The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.
狐狸和公雞
一天早上，一隻狐狸看到了一隻公雞。他想：這是我的早餐。
他朝公雞走來，對他說：「我知道，你能唱得非常好聽，你能唱給我聽么？」公雞很高興。他閉上眼睛開始唱歌。狐狸看到這些抓住它放到自己的嘴裡走了。
在田地里的人們看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：「看，看！狐狸抓住公雞逃走了。」公雞對狐狸說：「狐狸先生，你能理解么？人們認為你叼走了公雞。告訴他們這是你的，不是他們的。」
狐狸張開她的嘴說：「公雞是我的，不是你們的。」就在那時，。公雞跑到了樹底下。

二選一嘍！！

㈤ 有趣的英語小故事

兩個人念對話，剩下一個人念旁白

Big Head

「 the kids make fun of me」the boy cried to his mother.「They say I have a big head」
「Don't listen to them.」his mother comforted him.「You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes」
「Where's the shopping bag?」
「I haven't got one,use your hat.」
大腦袋

「所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑，」小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：「他們說我長了一個大腦袋。」
「別聽他們的，」他媽媽安慰說：「你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，去商店買10磅土豆來。」
「購物袋在哪？」
「我沒有購物袋，就用你的帽子吧。」

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

父親在哪兒？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀！」

「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？」

哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。

㈥ 英語的有趣的小故事

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the
door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained,"and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light. The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

"Yes," he said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"No need to apologize, Bob. She just died and left me everything!

全文講解

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north.

1）mini-迷你,早已經如了中國的詞彙，表示精緻小巧的意思.
如：(miniskirt,miniature.minibike小型摩托車minibus麵包車minicam攜帶型(電視)攝影

2)head + 地點
where are we heading？
我們朝哪裡走？
we are heading home.
我們往家的方向走。
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard(snowstorm).

3)be caught in=meet, be encountered with ----碰上，遇到
We were caught in a shower on the way home.我們在回家的路上遇到驟雨。
They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

4)叫門就要有人回應--我們就可以說---answer the door
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained,"and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry,(don't worry)" Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.

5)barn (美語)--大車庫

6)at first light--天剛亮
We will start off at first light.
我們天一亮就出發。
The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

7)settle in=move in--住進去，搬進去
We'll settle in the new apartment at the end of the month.
我們月底要搬到新公寓。
Come morning, the weather had cleared=the weather breack) and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

8)get on one's way
on one's way大家都學過，是在途中在路上的意思，如：On his way home, he met arnold(他在回家的路上碰到了阿諾).
加上get在這里就有了動作，即為上路。
we will get on our way to Florida, when the weather clears.
天放晴，我們就上路去弗羅里達。
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend.

9)figure out --- 理解；弄明白
I can't figure out why she said so.
我搞不懂她為什麼這么說。
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"

10)drop in 順便到某處一下
She dropped in on me./She dropped on at my house.
她順便拜訪了我

11)widow寡婦---widower鰥夫
widow也可做動詞，死了妻子或丈夫都可以用。
He's just widowed.
他剛剛死了老婆。
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"

12)happen to--碰巧
I happened to meet lingxue on the street today.
今天在街上，我碰巧遇到了凌雪。
"Yes," he said, a little embarrassed(awkward) about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

13)instead of是一個大家需要熟練應用的用法；
Would you like to talk to me on the microphone, instead of typing in the chatroom.
你願意用麥克風跟我講話，而不是在聊天室里打字嗎？Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"No need to apologize, Bob. She just died and left me everything!

Does the dog know the proverb, too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

狗也知道這個諺語嗎？

一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

「沒有關系，」一位先生說，「不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：『吠狗不咬人。』」

「啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？」

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

精明的家庭主婦

一位精明的家庭主婦聽人說有一種爐子用起來可以比她現在用的爐子省一半的煤。她聽了大為興奮，說：「那太好了！一個爐子可以省一半的煤，那麼如果我買兩個爐子的話，不就可以把煤全都省下來了嗎？」

㈦ 有趣的英語故事

Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn』t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, 「Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?」 The man smiled. He didn』t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, 「I』m sorry I can』t understand you.」
上周，布萊克夫人去了一趟倫敦。她不太熟悉倫敦，結果她迷路了。突然她在一個公共汽車站附近看見一位男子。她急忙向這位男子走去，說道：「勞駕您一下！請您告訴我去醫院的路，好嗎？」這位男子笑了。他聽不懂英語。他來自德國。但是他將手伸進了自己的衣袋裡，從裡面掏出了一本英語詞典。他查找到了一些單詞。然後他一字一句地說：「我很抱歉我聽不懂你說的話。」

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."

"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"

"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.

"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".

迪克年齡七歲，他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天，媽媽把他們帶到姨媽家去玩，自己就到大城市去買些新的衣服。

孩子們玩了個把小時，在四點半的時候，姨媽領著迪克走進了廚房。她交給迪克一塊精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，並對他說：「喏，迪克，給你刀子，把這塊蛋糕一切為二，給你妹妹一塊。不過，你得記住要做得像一個紳士那樣。」

迪克問：「像一個紳士？紳士怎樣做呢？」

他姨媽馬上回答說：「紳士總是把大的一塊讓給別人的。」

迪克說了一聲「噢」。他對此想了一會，然後，他把蛋糕拿給妹妹，並對她說：「凱瑟琳，你來把這塊蛋糕一切為二吧