英語校園劇劇本
具體的劇本我就不提供了！我提倡自己原創！以前我們也做過這樣的校園英語舞台劇！得了個二等獎！
我就提供一些經驗！
1、立意最好能做到以鼓勵我們學英語為主！
2、內容要做到簡單易懂，讓全場有共鳴感，中間可以穿插些美式中文（增加趣味性）！
3、一定要做到想像豐富，充分利用肢體語言，表演時要活躍、使整個舞台劇充滿歡笑，讓觀眾很對接下來的情節充滿期待！
4、要有音樂配合一起！可以在開場和結束時插些英文流行歌曲！最後能讓觀眾一起唱！那一定得獎！
5、也要有適當的服裝，讓觀眾一開場就有種新穎感！
這五點經驗希望幫到你！
真誠祝你成功！
『貳』 求一個英語校園劇劇本
And It Was So
於是情況就變成了這樣
Prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the Goddess.
Story-teller: Long, long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule looked around)
Mule: who am I?
Goddess: (smile) My dear, you will be a mule.
Mule: Mule? What』s that?
Goddess: That』s your name. And you should work whole day long.
Mule: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs energy.
Goddess: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 years.
Mule: No, No, No. 50 is too long for me to work. Can you give me no more than 20.
Story-teller: The Goddess thought for a while.
Goddess: Er. Yes. That』s all right.
Mule: Thank you. I』ll try my best to finish it.
Story-teller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a dog.
Goddess: You will be a dog, my dear.
Dog: You mean a watchdog?
Goddess: That』s right. How clever you are!
Dog: But I didn』t want to be a watchdog. It』s so boring
Goddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, too.
Dog: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess， everyone need to eat.
Goddess: You will eat his table leftovers.
Dog: That』s terrible! How long will I like to be this?
Goddess: About 25 years.
Story-teller: The dog didn』t feel well, so he said to her Goddess.
Dog: Oh, my dear goddess. I』m only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years away.
Goddess: Er, right.
Story-teller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a monkey.
Goddess: You are a monkey. You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting strange.
Monkey: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them relaxation.
Goddess: And you will live for 20 years.
Monkey: Sorry, I didn』t catch what you said. You mean 20 years?
Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It』s heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that.
Story- teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been built.
Goddess: You are a woman. The greatest being in the world. You are different from any other kind of animals.
Woman: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest?
Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and modern.
Woman: I will take your advice.
Goddess: But you will live for 20 years.
Woman: 20 years is so little that I can』t do more things by myself. It』s unfair.
Goddess: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog refused.
Woman: I』m genuinely sorry that it isn』t more.
Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey refused.
Story-teller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.
推進力改善而流線型沒有:女士們、先生們,你相信上帝嗎?今天我們要講的故事是關於女神。
講故事的人:很久很久以前,有一位女神。她自己創造的騾子。(和女神的騾子,騾子開始行動。騾子環顧四周)。
驢子:我是誰?
神仙:(笑)親愛的,你將一頭騾子。
驢子:驢子嗎?那是什麼?
觀音:那是你的名字。你應該整天的工作。
驢子:我吃什麼?你知道,不管我們做什麼,我們需要能量。
觀音:草。但我想你會愚蠢的。你會住了五十年了。
驢子:不,不,不。50太長,使我難於集中精力工作。你能告訴我不要超過20年。
講故事的人:女神想了一會兒。
觀音:呃。是的。沒事兒。
驢子:謝謝你。我將盡我最大的努力去完成它。
講故事的人,事情就這樣做成了。第二天,創造了一種狗。
觀音:你會是一隻狗,我親愛的。
狗:你的意思是看門狗嗎?
觀音:沒錯。你真聰明!
狗:但是我不想成為一個看門狗。它太無趣了
觀音:不,我親愛的。你會發現它很有趣。你將成為一個好朋友與你的主人。你必順從。
狗:好的。我應該吃些什麼呢?你知道嗎,親愛的女神,每個人都需要吃飯。
觀音:你會吃桌上吃剩的食物。
狗:那太糟糕了!我喜歡這個嗎?
觀音:大約25年。
講故事的人:狗感到不舒服,所以他對她說的女神。
狗:哦,親愛的女神。我只有一個看門狗。25年太長了,我去住。既不看門狗或其他種類的狗需要它。請把10年了。
觀音:嗯,不錯。
講故事的人,事情就這樣做成了。接下來的日子裡,創造了一隻猴子。女神」
觀音:你是一隻猴子。你真聰明!你必從一棵樹,怪怪的。
猴子:你的意思是我要做的雜技表演,給他們放鬆。
觀音:你會住了20年了。
猴子:抱歉,我沒聽懂你說的話。你的意思是20年?
觀音:是的。猴子:天啊!很重。請給我只有十多年來做那件事。
故事-出納員。事就這樣成了。最後,她創造了人類。他是最幸運的是那個曾經被建造。
觀音:你是個女人。作為世界上最大的。你是不同於其他種類的動物。
婦女:謝謝你。順便問一下,為什麼我最大的嗎?
觀音:你的大腦。你可以考慮的問題和困難。但是你必須改變這個世界帶來和平,美麗的和現代的。
女士:我會接受你的建議。
女神:但你要住了20年了。
女士:20年是這么少,我不能做更多的事情。太不公平了。
觀音:你講的是事實。我將給你20年,騾子拒絕,15年,這只狗拒絕了。
女人:我真的對不起,那不是真的。
觀音:噢,我想我應該給你10年,猴子拒絕了。
講故事的人,事情就這樣做成了。神決定了誰是你的人類生活20年作為一個男人,然後結婚而活20年像一頭騾子工作搬運重物。(肩)之後,他是有孩子,住15年作為一個狗,看守自己房屋的保護與吃剩下的食物;然後,因為在他年老的時候,生活10年作為一個猴子別扭來逗他的孫子。
『叄』 校園英語短劇
我們班剛演過 ，獲得了系裡一等獎(孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本)
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny』s mother(jmforshort)
劉母lunch』s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor』sson(msforshort)
強盜burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)
j:everybody says that i』m hen pecked, but in fact,i』m a strong tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is wusong.
譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。
(指著上台處的門大聲道)i』m not afraid of you!
譯：我才不怕你呢！
(內砸出一臉盆,j接住當成盾牌護著頭)then, i』m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕結束時,jm作竊聽狀)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(對門內)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):i』m here! what』s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law」.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what』s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your son. i』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)
l:mum, i』m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i』m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i』ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor』s son in the market.he said:「if your daughter
haven』t been married,i really really want to marry her!」now you are free again, i 』ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(驚愕):what? the mayor』s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(邊走邊道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh,i』m so hungry! but there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where』s my breakfast? where』slunch?hasn』t she got up yet?
j:mum, can』t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬禮):yes madam!
act4
(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry miss liulan next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(驚訝):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it』s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i』ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don』tyou? i』ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i』ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(j和三強盜躍至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l聽到j的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
l(驚喜萬分):johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身後的l，l暈倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）
(j與ms混戰，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)
(j將ms胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，關切地問):honey, how are you?
l(哭狀):i hurt a lot!
j:don』t cry baby.i』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
『肆』 求一個校園英文話劇劇本
英語話劇《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》
4人話劇
演員: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正劇：(P,K出場)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can』t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don』t worry, I open it right now. (作開電視狀)
P: Ha Ha! It』s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高興狀)
Oh no! 「The End!」 Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔電視機，作極度氣憤狀) Old King!? (對K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顧右盼狀) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I』m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充滿自信狀)
P：Really! OK! Now, let』s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it』s unfit for you…… (作猶豫狀)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don』t keep your promise.（作氣憤欲泣狀）
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作為難狀) But please be quite, I』m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don』t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信狀)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰狀)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高聲喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁聲狀). Remember your promise, young alt man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天經地義狀)
K: Oh?! You are right（作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾）
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪狀) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let』s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢狀)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作驚異狀)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若無其事狀)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作無奈狀)
P: (作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀) Hei! Let』s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意氣風發狀)
（M,F攜手進場）:
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn』t your trick!? (作氣憤狀)
P:（作陽痿狀） Mummy, it』s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)
M: I don』t believe it. (作嚴肅狀) Dad, isn』t really that? (詢問K)
K: Yes, of course, I can』t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)
M: Really. I don』t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作懷疑狀) Dear, isn』t you ?
F: No, I haven』t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
（P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)
（P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾）
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (邊揮汗邊說冷)
M: No, it』s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)
M: Pirate, what』s behind you? (疑問狀)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作驚恐狀)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作氣憤狀)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂臉作害怕狀)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What』s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (氣憤狀)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降狀)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博學狀)
M: Dad, don』t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (誠懇狀)
『伍』 校園英語短劇劇本
And It Was So
於是情況就變成了這樣
prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the Goddess.
Story-teller: Long ,long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule look around)
Mule: who am I?
Goddess: (smile)My dear, you will be a mule.
Mule:Mule? What』 that?
Goddess: That』s your name. And you should work whole day long.
Mule: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs energy.
Goddess: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 years.
Mule:No, No ,No. 50 is too long for me to work.Can you give me no more than 20.
Story-teller: The Goddess thought for a while.
Goddess: Er. Yes. That』s all right.
Mule: thank you. I』ll try my best to finish it.
Story-teller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a dog.
Goddess: You will be a dog, my dear.
Dog: You mean a watchdog?
Goddess: That』s right. How clever you are!
Dog: But I didn』t want to be a watchdog. It』s so boring
Goddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, too.
Dog: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess everyone need to eat.
Goddess: You will eat his table leftovers.
Dog: That』s terrible! How long will I like to be this?
Goddess: About 25 years.
Story-teller: The dog didn』t feel well, so he said to her Goddess.
Dog: Oh, my dear goddess. I』m only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years away.
Goddess: Er, right.
Story-teller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a monkey.
Goddess: You are a monkey You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting strange.
Monkey: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them relaxation.
Goddess: And you will live for 20 years.
Monkey: Sorry, I didn』t catch what you said. You mean 20 years?
Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It』s heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that.
Story- teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been built.
Goddess: You are a woman. The greatest being in the world.You are different from any other kind of animals.
Woman: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest?
Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and modern.
Woman: I will take your advice.
Goddess: But you will live for 20 years.
Woman: 20 years is so little that I can』t do more things by myself. It』s unfair.
Goddess: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog refused.
Woman: I』m genuinely sorry that it isn』t more.
Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey refused.
Story-teller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.
『陸』 校園英語劇劇本
A(衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）
A：可…先生…您聽我說…(仍拉著B衣服的後擺）
B：挖，你這人怎麼這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~
D：是啊是啊
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。於是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道「錢包」這個單詞怎麼講…
F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拚命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢…
為了配合馬可的英文翻譯，所以台詞能簡單就簡單啦。下面是馬可的英文翻譯。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but...sir...please listen to me...
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english...
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
『柒』 求校園搞笑英文話劇劇本
還英語呀，太難了，我四級還沒過呢，無能為力
『捌』 求英語短劇劇本，學校要比賽
The 2 is "cattle" man a prelude to environmental:
很久很久以前，在一個鄉村的市場里，有兩個男人。
Long long ago, in a village market, there are two men.
顧客（入場）：哎！現在，女人橫行霸道，可苦了我們這幫男人了！你可別說我窩囊，這就是咱愛老婆的表現老婆一聲令下，聖旨一道。說要吃這里的牛肉，我跋山涉水，歷經九九八十一難。終於讓我找到了這家店（一看錶）距離老婆規定的時間還有10分鍾！....哇哈哈哈哈。
Customer (admission): hey! Now, women run amuck, bitter us men! You can't say I do, this is my loving wife performance wife order, decree. Said to eat beef here, I travel over land and water, after eighty-one to nine nine. I finally found the shop (see table) distance wife stipulated time 10 minutes! . wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
顧客（入店內）：老闆！咦！人呢。（走到桌子前面）
Customer (in the shop): the boss! Hey! People do. (go to the table)
老闆(從桌子底下上來，手上拿了一把刀）：我在這里。
The boss (up from beneath the table, holding a knife): I'm here.
顧客（嚇一跳，指著刀）：老....老闆，這....
Customer (jump, pointing to the knife): old... The boss, this....
老闆（看了下刀，下去）：對不起。等我下。
The boss (see under the knife, down): sorry. Wait for me.
老闆（上來）：什麼事。
The boss (up): what happened.
顧客：我要買牛肉！
Customer: I want to buy beef!
老闆：桌子上都是，你自己選吧。
The boss: the table is, you choose.
顧客：哪裡有啊？
Customer: where are they?
老闆（看了看桌子）；對不起噢。忘記拿出來了。
The boss (see table); sorry oh. Forgot to take it out.
顧客：老闆，你怎麼了。沒事吧！
Customer: boss, how do you. Are you okay.
老闆：講了你也聽不懂。
Boss: you don't understand.
顧客：（無語中。。。。。。）
Customer: (Speechless......)
『玖』 校園英語舞台劇劇本
The Modern Snow White 現代版白雪公主
劇情：
（幕啟）
老王後：（懷抱洋娃娃，哄小孩，戴圍巾）
旁白：A cold winter day. A baby, her name is Snow White. She is very beautiful.
人們：（上場，圍住老王後，手摸娃娃臉）
旁白：The queen loves her. Everybody loves her. （音樂起，人們、老王後下場）
（音樂起，動物和公主跳上場，老王後上場睡床上）
旁白：The animals love her, too.（音樂漸弱）
動物：（一個人上場）Snow White! Snow White! Your mother is ill.（焦急）
公主：Mum! Mum! （邊跑邊下，動物跟下）
（公主上台圍在床前，小動物上）
公主：Oh! Mum. No! No! What』s wrong with you?
老王後：（摸公主的臉）My dear. I love you for…ever…. （手垂下，臉歪，死掉）
（音樂悲慘，抬老王後下，公主坐地上哭）
（音樂歡快，新王後上，圍公主走一圈，瞟一眼）
旁白：A new queen comes. She is beautiful but bad.（公主無奈，小動物氣憤）
魔鏡：（音樂起，上場）
旁白：This is a magic mirror.
新王後：Mirror, mirror. Who is beautiful?
魔鏡：Not you. Snow White.
新王後：No! No! No! （回頭對獵人說）Kill Snow White!
獵人：（上場，半跪低頭）Snow White?（抬頭） But …
新王後：Kill her!
獵人：（低頭，無奈下場）
（馬蹄聲。公主拎裙跑，馬擋公主前面，）
公主：（雙膝跪下）Help me, please! Please!（乞求）
獵人：（思考一會兒）All right. Go, Snow White.（把舉起的槍放下，馬讓道）
公主：（邊跑邊說）Thank you! Thank you!（獵人下，公主繼續跑）
公主：（四下張望，來到門前）May I come in?（敲門，無人答）Anybody here?（推門進，數）One, two, three,… Oh, seven chairs and seven cups. Who live here?（打個哈欠）I』m too tired.（抽出凳子，坐凳上）Oh, I』m too thirsty.（喝兩杯，邊打哈欠邊睡）
（歡快音樂，小矮人上場）
小矮人：（推門，進來，跑到桌前）
小1：Who sat here?（手指椅子）
小2：（拿起杯子）Who drank this?
其：Who is it?（互相看，納悶）
小3：（跑到最後一張椅子）Who』s sleeping here?（大家圍上）
小4：Look! She』s sleeping.
小5：She』s beautiful!
小6：噓！Let her sleep!
其：（躡手躡腳走開）
（天亮，放音樂）
公主：（伸懶腰）
小矮人：（上場）Good morning!
公主：（嚇大跳）Who are you?
小7：We are the masters of this house. What』s your name?
公主：I』m Snow White.
小1：Why are you here?
公主：（哭）My mother is dead. The new queen wanted to kill me. So …
小矮人：（點頭）
小2：What an evil queen!
小3：I』ll help you.
小4：Me too.
其：（一起）Me too.
小5：Stay with us, ok?
公主：Thank you.（大家手拉手，跳舞）
（音樂起，邪惡）
魔鏡：（上場）
新王後：（上場，奸笑，邊照鏡邊問）Mirror, mirror! Who（拖腔）is beautiful?
魔鏡：Not you! Snow White!
新王後：What?（生氣）I』ll kill her!
（音樂，邪惡）
新王後：（一轉身，拿出一個蘋果，壞笑）哼！Snow White!
（公主一人在家，邊哼歌邊擦桌，拎裙轉圈）
新王後：（上場）Apples! Apples! Buy some apples!（拎籃子）
公主：（聽）Apples?（開門）Hello!
新王後：Oh! You』re so beautiful! Give you a beautiful apple.（遞）
公主：（接過蘋果）Oh! How lovely!（咬一口，倒下死掉）
新王後：（跑過去，看看，探探呼吸，拿掉頭巾，大笑離開）
Mirror, mirror! Who is beautiful?
魔鏡：It』s you.
新王後：（大笑，邊笑邊下）
（小矮人回來）
小1：Oh! What happened?
其：（大家跑去）Snow White! Snow White! Wake up! Wake up!
小2：Oh! She died!
（小矮人抬起公主，放到床上，哭）（音樂，馬蹄聲，王子上）
小3：Poor Snow White!
王子：（上前看）Oh! What a beautiful girl! I want to marry her.
小4：But you can』t. She is dead.
王子：（搖頭）Oh! No!（搖公主）Snow White! Snow White!
公主：（咳嗽，吐蘋果）What happened?（對王子說）Hello!
小矮人：（驚訝）
王子：（單膝跪下）Marry me, Snow White.
小5：Snow White, the prince helped you!
公主：（看看大家，害羞點點頭）
小矮人：（手拉手轉圈）
新王後：Mirror, mirror. Who is beautiful?
魔鏡：Not you. Not you. Snow White.
新王後：No! No!（邊說邊後退）
（魔鏡碎了，王後倒下死掉）
（王子扶公主下床，手拉手）
小矮人：（搖手）Goodbye! Snow White. Goodbye! Prince.
王子、公主：（齊）Thank you! Goodbye!
旁白：The evil queen died. Snow White and the prince went. They』ll be happy forever
『拾』 中小學生英語校園劇劇本，簡單，最好帶翻譯
Happiness or not, lies in a shirt, lies in a shirt wean by a happy man. But the happy man that the king has found out was pruning the vines merrily.
Does he have a happy shirt? Please listen to The Happy Man』s Shirt.
旁白：從前有位國王，他有個獨生兒子，若掌上明珠，可是王子總是悶悶不了，每天在窗前呆望天空。
Aside: A king had an only son that he thought the world of. But this prince was always unhappy. He would spend days on end at his window staring into space.
國王：哎呀，你到底缺什麼呢？哪兒不稱心呢？
King: Oh, What on earth do you lack? What's wrong with you?"
王子：爸爸，我自己也搞不清楚。
Prince: I don't even know myself, Father."
國王：哦！你戀愛啦！哎呀，如果你喜歡哪個姑娘，告訴我，我會為你操辦的，讓你跟她結婚，無論是哪個最強大的國家公主，還是世上最貧寒的農家姑娘，我都可以辦的到。
King: Are you in love? If there's a particular girl you fancy, tell me, and I'll arrange for you to marry her, no matter whether she's the daughter of the most powerful king on earth or the poorest peasant girl alive!
王子：不，爸爸，我沒在戀愛。
Prince: No, Father, I'm not in love.
旁白：國王千方百計地想使兒子快樂起來，可無濟於事，王子的臉龐失去了往日光彩，國王發布了昭示板，於是一些最有學問的哲學家，博士，教授，從世界各地紛紛到來，國王讓他們看了王子，並征詢他們的意見，這些聰明的學者思考了一陣後，回來見國王說.
Aside: The king tried in every way imaginable to cheer him up, but day by day the rosy hue drained from the prince's face.
The king issued a decree, and from every corner of the earth came the most learned philosophers, doctors, and professors.
The king showed them the prince and asked for their advice. wise men withdrew to think, and then returned to the king.
學者甲：嗯，殿下，我們仔細地考慮了王子得 情況，還研究了星象，我們認為你必須做這樣一件事，找個幸福的人，一個完全幸福得人，把您得兒子的襯衣和他的襯衣調換一下。
Wise men A: Majesty, we have given the matter close thought and we have studied the stars. Here's what you must do.
Look for a happy man, a man who's happy through and through, and exchange your son's shirt for his."
旁白：當天國王就派出大使，到世界各地去尋找幸福的人。一個神父被招來件國王。
Aside: That same day the king sent ambassadors to all parts of the world in search of the happy man. A priest was taken to the king.
國王：你幸福嗎 ？
King: Are you happy?"
神父：是的，我確實很幸福，陛下。
Priest: Yes, indeed, Majesty.
國王：很好，你做我的主教怎麼樣？
King: Fine. How would you like to be my bishop?
神父：啊！陛下，我求之不得啊！
Priest: Oh, Majesty, if only it were so!"
國王：滾，給我滾得遠遠得 ，我要找得是自身感到幸福的人，而不是總想得寸進尺的人。
King: Away with you! Get out of my sight! I'm seeking a man who's happy just as he is, not one who's trying to better his lot.
旁白：於是，又重新開始搜尋，不久，國王聽說有位鄰國國王，人們都說他是個真正幸福的人，他有個賢惠美麗的妻子，而且子孫滿堂，他制服了所有的人，國家康泰安寧。於是，國家又有了希望，馬上派使臣去件他，想向他要一件襯衣，鄰國國王接見使臣們說：
Aside: Thus the search resumed, and before long the king was told about a neighboring king, who everybody said was a truly happy man.
He had a wife as good as she was beautiful and a whole slew of children.
He had conquered all his enemies, and his country was at peace. Again hopefully, the king immediately sent ambassadors to him to ask for his shirt.
The neighboring king received the ambassadors and said」
鄰國國王：不錯，凡是人們想要的東西，我的確都有了，不過我仍然滿腹憂愁啊！因為總有一天，我不得不扔不下在一切，離開人世，哎啊 ，為這事，我晚上連覺也睡不著呢！
Neighboring king: Yes, indeed, I have everything anybody could possibly want. But at the same time I worry because I'll have to die one day and leave it all.
I can't sleep at night for worrying about that!
旁白：使臣們想，還是別帶回這個國王的襯衣為妙。國王沒辦法，便去打獵散心，他開槍打中了一隻野兔，但只是傷了它，野兔帶著三條腿奔跑著，國王追趕著野兔把隨從們遠遠地拋在後面，在森林外的曠野里，國王聽到有人在唱歌，他便收住腳步。
Aside: The ambassadors thought it wiser to go home without this man's shirt.
At his wit's end, the king went hunting. He fired at a hare but only wounded it, and the hare scampered away on three legs.
The king pursued it, leaving the hunting party far behind him. 0ut in the open field he heard a man singing a refrain. The king stopped in his tracks.
國王：這位唱歌的人，一定是位幸福的人。
King: Whoever sings like that is bound to be happy!
旁白：歌聲把他引到一座葡萄園，在那，他發現一個小夥子，在修剪著一個葡萄藤
Aside: The song led him into a vineyard, where he found a young man singing and pruning the vines.
小夥子：您好啊，陛下。這么早，您就到鄉下來了。
The youth:Good day, Majesty, So early and already out in the country?
國王：天哪，你願意我把你帶到京都去嗎？你將成為我的朋友。
King: Bless you! Would you like me to take you to the capital? You will be my friend.
小夥子：多謝您了，陛下。這種事，我根本不想。即使羅馬教皇與我換個位子，我也不幹。
The youth: Much obliged, Majesty, but I wouldn't even consider it. I wouldn't even change places with the Pope.
國王：為什麼呢？像你這樣能乾的小夥子……
King: Why not? Such a fine young man like you…
小夥子：不，不，跟您說吧，我對我現在的一切感到心滿意足了，其他毫無所求。
The youth: NO, no, I tell you. I'm content with just what I have and want nothing more.
國王：啊！我終於找到了一個幸福的人！聽著小夥子，幫我一下吧。
King: A happy man at last! Listen, young man. Do me a favor.
小夥子：只要能做到的，陛下，我一定盡力效勞。
The youth: With all my heart, Majesty, if I can.
國王：等等。
King: Wait just a minute.
旁白：他再也按奈不住內心的喜悅，跑回去對他的隨從說。
Aside: said the king, who, unable to contain his joy any longer, ran to get his retinue.
國王：快，跟我來，我的兒子有救了，我的兒子有救了！
King: Come with me! My son is saved! My son is saved!
旁白：接著，他帶著他們來到小夥子身邊。
Aside: And he took them to the young man.
國王：我的好小夥子，不管你要什麼，我都會給你的，但是你得給我，給我，你……
King: My dear lad, I'll give you whatever you want! But give me…give me…"
小夥子：給您什麼啊，陛下？
The youth: What, Majesty?
國王：我的兒子快要死了，只有你能救他，快過來。
King: My son is dying! Only you can save him. Come here!
旁白：國王一把抓住小夥子，去解他的上衣扣子。突然，國王停住了，垂下了雙手，這個幸福的人沒有穿襯衣！
Aside: The king grabbed him and started unbuttoning the youth's jacket. All of a sudden he stopped, and his arms fell to his sides. The happy man wore no shirt.