英語短劇劇本
A. 求英語短劇的劇本！
Characters: (In the order of appearance)
Jerry as Michael (M)
Li as Alex (A)
Mark as Chris (C)
Vincent as Waiter (W)
The three emotions we express in this play: victorious, disgusted and confused
SCENE 1
(In the Railway Station)
M: Alex, Chris! You are back!
A&C: Michael! Oh, thank you for picking us here. We're so glad to see you!
M: Me too. Congratulations to your victory in the national final competition! It must be an exciting moment when you heard that you get the golden medals, isn't it?
A: Yes. I just can't believe that we defeated all other competitors! Right, Chris?
C: Yes, it was really amazing. You know, just in one second, you became the winner, and you became the elite. It happened so sudden that I wondered whether I was dreaming.
M: Well, you guys will soon find that you're not dreaming. Now you're the idols of all the students in the university! I think you can attend the American Idol now!
A: Oh, please, I don't want to be idol…
C: (Interrupt): Yes, because you're not an American idol, you're just "Alex idiot".
A: Hey, Chris! (All of them laugh)
M: Ok, guys, it's getting late. You must be hungry after 23-hours trip. What about going to have dinner first?
C: That sounds great to me. What about you, Alex?
A: I'm starving. Let's go.
SCENE 2
(In the restaurant)
A: We've sit here for five minutes, and no waiter comes!
M: Come on, Alex, have patience. Maybe they're just too busy to serve us.
C: Really? I don't think they're busy. Look at those two waiters, they're laughing, but not working! Hey! You! Come here! (A second) Please bring us the menus.
W: OK, sir. Here you are, sir.
A: You see, we have three people here. Can you bring two more menus for us?
W: Sorry, sir. We don't have extra menus.
C: Oh, you don't? Then what's that? (Point to the other table) Don't tell me that's not menu.
W: It is, sir. But it belongs to that table.M: But we can't see anyone having dinner there.
W: Yes, but…
C: Don't say any "but" to me. Now, you bring the menus to us, or we bring the complaints to your boss.
W: OK, here you are, sir.
(They order the food)
SCENE 3
(30 minutes later)
A: I'm starving! Where's our food? Waiter!
W: Yes, sir?
M: We give the order 30 minutes ago, but nothing is served still. Can you ask the kitchen to cook faster?
W: Oh, they cook fast, very fast. But your food is not easy to cook, it needs more time. You should be patience.
C: We should be patience? Yes, we are patience, we are patience enough to wait for the mother pig giving birth to the baby pig, we are patience enough to wait for the baby pig growing up, and we are patience enough to wait for the grown pig being killed and becoming my pork steak! Now, give you five minutes. If we can't see our food in five minutes, we will give our patience to another better-served restaurant!
W: OK, sir. Please wait a second.
SCENE 4
(The food is being served)
M: I ordered the Cappuccino, but what's this? Coca Cola?
W: Exactly, it's Pepsi Cola.
M: I don't care what kind of cola it is, what I want is coffee, not cola!
W: Well, sir, they share the same color. And I think cola tastes better…
C: Great, and rabbit and rat share the same letters. So why don't you give me a rat if I order the rabbit? Jesus! Ridiculous!
A: I can't stand this stupid restaurant and this idiotic waiter any more. Chris, Michael, let's go.
C&M: Right, let's go.
SCENE 5
(Outside the restaurant)
A: I can't believe that is a restaurant. I'd rather say that it's a psychiatric hospital!
M: Yes, that's terrible! How can it survive in the market economics?
C: The important thing is how can it survive in Guangzhou? This city is going to hold the Asian Game in 2010. If there're some more restaurants like this, what will the foreign people think about Guangzhou and China?
A, C&M: (Sigh)
B. 英文短劇劇本
Little Red Riding Hood
第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子採花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma』s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I』 ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6隻鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We』 re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma』s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma』 s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it』s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It』s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in. 字串9
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I』ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I』ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It』s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拚命地跑)Oh！No! No! 字串2
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It』s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where』s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I』ll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don』t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
字串9
Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
C. 英語短劇 劇本 5分鍾左右
《六人行》比較好
可以看看
比較幽默
一個場景也比較短
可以到下面這個網址下對白。
http://www.gotwavs.com/TV_Shows/Friends.shtml
D. 英語情景短劇劇本
白雪公主這是七個人演的
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇後 M---魔鏡 H---獵人
P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物
音樂起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king』s palace:
----白雪出場
S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: I am a queen, I』m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.
獵人出場
H: Yes, my queen
音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please
A: what』s the matter with you?
S.w: The hunter…hunter…
A: bite you bite you …
小動物追趕獵人下場
S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,
I will eat a little and lie down.
音樂起，7個小矮人出場，
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\somebody drank my water----
3\someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …
Nice to meet you!
D: （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W
皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead?
Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口後倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出場、圍著公主哭
S.w wake up, wake up…
音樂起，動物引著王子出場
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子吻公主，公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure
音樂起，小動物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞
E. 求英語小短劇劇本
Whose Fault
英語話劇劇本
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)
F. 英語話劇劇本（短篇)
英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》
演員:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.
F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.
旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..
正劇：(P,K出場)
P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican』twaitanothersecond.
K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don』tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作開電視狀)
P:HaHa!It』sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高興狀)搞笑小品
Ohno!「TheEnd!」WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀)OldKing!?(對K吼)
K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顧右盼狀)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I』.(作充滿自信狀)
P：Really!OK!Now,let』swatchCaribbeanPirates!
K:Humm,No,it』sunfitforyou……(作猶豫狀)
P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon』tkeepyourpromise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)
K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作為難狀)Butpleasebequite,I』.
P:Don』ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信狀)
K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)
P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高聲喊)
K:Xu……..(作禁聲狀).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.
P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天經地義狀)
K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)
P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪狀)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let』,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢狀)
K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作驚異狀)
P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若無其事狀)
K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作無奈狀)
P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let』sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意氣風發狀)
(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本
P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)
M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn』tyourtrick!?(作氣憤狀)
P:(作陽痿狀)Mummy,it』snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)
M:Idon』tbelieveit.(作嚴肅狀)Dad,isn』treallythat?(詢問K)
K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican』timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)
M:Really.Idon』,whotaughthim.(作懷疑狀)Dear,isn』tyou?
F:No,Ihaven』t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?
M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.
(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)
(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)
P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?
K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(邊揮汗邊說冷)
M:No,it』ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?
P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)
M:Pirate,what』sbehindyou?(疑問狀)
P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作驚恐狀)
M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作氣憤狀)
P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂臉作害怕狀)
M:CaribbeanPirate!What』sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(氣憤狀)
P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降狀)
M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!
K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)
P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博學狀)
M:Dad,don』tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(誠懇狀)
小品：「不差錢」
(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調情~~~
趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調!!
毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情調(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。
Uncle Zhao It』s ok. Waiter!
趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!
G. 經典英語話劇劇本
白雪公主和七個小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音樂起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn』t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出場( 掃地,做清潔.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音樂起，皇後出場
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. I』m here now.
皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see her again.
獵人：Yes!
皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
獵人：Yes!
----音樂起
白雪：( 高興地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但猶豫著說 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t kill her!
白雪：( 看到後大聲哭叫)What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人： I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②開心果：Who is it?
③噴嚏精：Maybe it』s the ghost!
④瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老頑固：Maybe it』s the witch.
⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉. ①~⑦他們都驚叫起來
老學究：What a lovely child!
開心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒來 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齊說) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學究：If you look after our house.
開心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇後：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇後：Hahaha….Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What』s the matter?
老學究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭著揀一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音樂起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(謝幕)
H. -英語短劇劇本
這是我高二時寫的，屬於戲劇吧。不知道能不能合適，希望還來得及。
Daughter of the Sea
Scene 1 Sea Palace
Grandma: Finally, you』re back! How』s the shopping on the ground?
Little Mermaid: Well, the supermarket is really fantastic! Let』s see what I』ve got… This is the fried fish, and this is the spicy hamburger from McDonald, and here, (holding the tape-recorder) WOW! Hi-tech proct!
Grandma: Cool, and we won』t worry about our dinner today. What』s more, did you see anything unusual there?
Little Mermaid: Sure! The storm came and a ship was nearly destroyed!
Grandma: Well, that』s commonplace. Go and swim with your sisters now!
Little Mermaid: Thanks, grandma.
Scene 2 Seashore
(Narrate: Little mermaid doesn』t tell Grandma more about the ship. She also saw the people who drowned in the sea. Among them there was a handsome young man with big blue eyes and curl hair. Little Mermaid soon fell in love with him, and saved him by sending him to the seashore)
Little Mermaid (dragging the prince): He』s sure heavy! (Throwing the prince onto the shore)
(A woman comes along, and Little Mermaid hides herself behind a board, which reads」 You can』t see me」. The prince wakes up)
Woman: Oh! You』re alive!
Prince: Sure am I! You saved me?
Woman: Come on, this way!
(Prince goes away, and Little Mermaid puts the board down, sits still, sadly)
(Duck Ugly passes by)
Duck Ugly: Badibadidibadidibadididido…(knocks into Little Mermaid) Oh! Sorry.
Little Mermaid: Why are you so happy, Duck Ugly?
Duck Ugly: Because I』m going to the clinic of the Sea Wizard! He』s gonna turn me into a beautiful goose!
Little Mermaid: That』s wonderful! How can I contact him?
Duck Ugly: You may call 5643456 at any time of the day. Also you can visit his private website, and the IP address is www.wizard.com.
Scene 3 At the Wizard』s
Little Mermaid: Excuse me, but is this Sea Wizard』s house?
(No one answered)
(Little Mermaid comes in, only to find that there is a monk saying something rapidly in a low voice, with his right hand holding a bunch of prayer beads)
Little Mermaid: Sir! What are you doing?
(Music on. Backstreet』s 「I want it that way」, the monk dances to the music)
Monk: Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha! I am the wizard of the sea. What do you want, darling?
Little Mermaid: You! Why, I』ve never seen you before!
Monk: That』s true. I』m an exchange wizard from China. Anything wrong with you, girl?
Little Mermaid: Yeah. I』d like to turn my tail into legs, and can you give me a hand with it?
Monk: That』s easy. (Takes out a broad saber)
(Light off, and a sharp voice can be heard)
Monk: All right! You have them now!
Little Mermaid: Thank you, sir! (Leaving)
Monk: One more thing. From now on, you owe me something! God bless you, I just can』t remember what it is according to the writer. Well, go as you wish. Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!
Scene 4 In the Prince』s House
(Narrate: Little Mermaid successfully gets into the prince』s house because of her beauty, and soon the prince regards her as his best friend. But the prince is ordered to marry another woman at once in order to be the king of this country. On hearing this Little Mermaid is extremely sad. One day, however, she met with the wizard)
Monk: I don』t think you are living a good life here. As I can see, the prince is going to marry another person, not you. And as a result of that, you will have to die if he really does. (Takes out the saber, passes it to Little Mermaid) The only way to solve the problem is to kill him. Understood?
Little Mermaid: (nodded slightly)…
(In the prince』s bedroom. The prince is sleeping heavily. Little Mermaid goes up to him quietly)
Little Mermaid: Oh, love! To kill, or not to kill, that is the question. (Hesitates for a while, then begins to attack)
Prince: (Suddenly jumps up and protects himself with his own sword) You dare attack me! Speak to my sword!
(The two begins to fight. During the fight, they hurt each other badly. Finally, both of them die)
(The monk goes up, and put two handkerchiefs on their faces)
Monk: Sigh! Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!
I. 英語短劇劇本
Long long ago ,there lived a man who was always borrowing money from others ,but never returned.His name was Jack. So everyone did not like him at all,even did not want to meet him. Now the story is beginning.He knocks at Mr Smiths'door again. In his heart, Mr Smiths is his best friend. Act One Jack:（The doorbell is ringing） Oh,my best friend!Do not be that,okay? Mr Smiths:Well,come in !I donot think you have something important .I have an significant appointment later.So please do not trouble me any longer.("Go out as quickly as you can",he thinks.) Jack:I think you should be more friendly,my dear friend.Why not ask me to have a cup of tea ? Mr Smiths:Well,wait a moment!(He goes to the kitchen .In the kitchen,)My God !What is he going to do on earth ?Borrowing money ? Oh no !I cannot bear it !What should I do ? Who can help me ? Mr Smiths:Here you are . Jack:Oh, thanks, my friends! Hmm,it tastes good!I donot mean to trouble you,but I have no choice but to .... Mr Smiths:What?? Clearly please ? Jack:You are my best friend.I hate to say ,but you know ,I really faced the financial difficulty recently .So... Mr Smiths:So,So So you want to borrow money from me,all right? Jack:Oh,you know me deeply. Is that ok? Mr Smiths: I want to give you a hand .But ,you know,all the credit cards arein the charge of my wife .(Taking out some money from his pocket.)You see,I just have 200 yuan .I think it is not enough for you ... Jack:(Grab the money)It is very kind of you !See you! Mr Smiths:Wait!Wait!How can you do such a thing in that way? Jack: I nearly forget it !Here you are ! Mr Smiths:But how can I explain to my wife? Act Two After a while ,his wife comes back and she seems anxious. Mrs Smiths:Oh dear,I have something important thing to discuss with you . Mr Smiths:I also have something to tell you .You please! Mrs Smiths: I want to buy a coat which I have expected for a long time .Now it has a thirty percent discount .I make sure that you will agree ,is it okay? Mr Smiths:Of course !But I am afraid that I have no money now Mrs Smiths:What? I just give you 200 yuan yesterday .Do you remember? Mr Smiths:Yes,I konw!But I just lent it to Jack a moment ago . Mrs Smiths:Oh ?What a pity !What? Jack? How come? You say you lent it to Jack? How silly you are ! Mr Smiths:I am sorry .But do not be angry ...it was just an accident. Mrs Smiths:Accident?Accident?How many times does such a thing happened ? Mr Smiths:I am terrible sorry!I swear I can take all money back this time ! Okay ? Dear? Mrs Smiths:Now that you have promised,you should catch this chance. Mr Smiths:Ok,I will. Act Three Mr Smiths knocks at Jack's door. Jack:Oh ,my friend! Coming in please ! What brings you here? Mr Smiths :You know ,I hate to say but... Jack:What happened to you on earth ?You look upset ! Mr Smiths :I think things donot go well as we expected . Hmm, Hmm, I am afraid I will take back all money . Jack: Ha,Ha,Ha...You must be joking! I think you make a mistake .Could you tell me when did I borrow money from you ? Mr Smiths:Donot you remember? Such as yesterday, a week ago and long long ago.Forget ? Look !These are IOUs. Jack:（端來一杯咖啡） Here you are .Please keep calm ! You should think it over .It is very serious ! Mr Smiths:（拍桌子，把欠條扔到了桌子上）Isnot it clear ? Jack :You know ,the scholar says the river yesterday is not the river today .Then I myself yesterday is not myself today . The Ithat borrowed your money ie not the Itoday ,so I cannot return the money now.You had better go and ask the I yesterday for your money . Mr Smiths:（猛拍桌子，然後朝Jack 的臉上使勁的打了一下） Jack:Ouch!!It is bleeding !You are happy !!!You will regret sooner or later !! Mr Smiths：Really ?（甩門而走） ACT FOUR A few days later ,the Smiths receive the summons. Mrs Smiths :Oh ,my God! Here is a summons in our post box .Come here !Tell me what has happened! Mr Smiths :En?I do not know.Let me see.（冷笑）Accused me ? Mrs Smiths: Who ?What has happened on earth ? Mr Smiths :He must be crazy ! Mrs Smiths:Who? Please tell me the fact ,dear ! I am worried . Mr Smiths :I am sorry .I should pay more attention to your feelings.But please do not worry !There is nothing serious. Believe me I can manage it ! Let's go out for dinner and at that time I will tell you about the details.Okay,dear? Mrs Smiths:Of course ! I have confidence in you .You always have the ability to deal with such things successfully. Good luck !!! Let's go . ACT FIVE Mr Smiths and Jack are appearing in court now .The court is full of people interested in this case . Certainly including his wife . Judge :Now the accusser please states your reasons. Jack:He hit me in the face .Hurt both my body and spirit seriously.Please be fair! I believe you will ! Judge :It is your turn to state your opinions ,the accused person? Mr Smiths :In a word ,I did not hit him ,in fact. Jack:Talking nonsense ! Look ! (指一指自己的臉) This is the evidence ! Faced with it ,my good friend !! Judge :Be quiet !Be quiet !Donot you have something to say again ,the accused person ? Jack:Oh ,my fair judge please let me say first ,he must pay for what he did for me . Judge :Please be quiet !The accused person ? Mr Smiths :(Turn to Jack )The I that you accused of beating you is not the I now standing before you ,but the I just now .As the scholar says the river yesterday is not the river today ,then of cuorse the I just now is not the I now .You can go and catch the I who beat you just now if you want to punish him . Mrs Smiths:Well done !(And applaud happily!) Jack : Oh ,my fair judge ,he is talking nonsense ,isnot he ? Mr Smiths :Oh,no .I nearly forget that this is what you taught me !!! I just learnt from you !!! Jack :Shut up ! Judge :Hush! Jack :Please make a fair sentence ,my fair judge ! Judge :(Smile )The I you begged just now is not the I now .So the I donot know why you are here shouting and quarrelling .You can go and look for the I that heard what you said just now ! Jack:Why ?It is unfair. Judge:It is very fair .You know he is my brother. 這個是大一的時候編寫的，你看看~ 如果有什麼疑問可以問我的
希望採納
J. 英語話劇劇本，帶翻譯
旁白(Aside
)/介紹（Introction）：
Long
ago
there
was
a
crazy
country,
in
this
crazy
country
there
were
some
crazy
people,
trying
to
show
the
crazy
history
by
crazy
ways.
在很久很久以前，有個瘋狂的國度住著一群瘋狂的人，用瘋狂的方式給人們講述著瘋狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr
Jingke
was
the
most
famous
swordsman
and
was
sent
to
kill
king
of
Qing,
「Yingzheng」.
But
finally
he
failed.
Do
you
want
to
know
what
happened
at
that
time?
Okay,
next
show
will
tell
you
the
truth.
聞名遐邇的刀客，荊軻先生，被委以刺殺秦始皇嬴政的任務。但最終還是失敗鳥。你想知道當時的情形如何嗎？好，下面的我們將給你呈現當時真實的一幕。Action
I
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror,
mirror,
tell
me,
who
is
the
most
pretty
man
in
the
world?
(畫外音：It』s
you,
Prince
Dan!
太子丹高興狀)
Thank
u
mirror!
（面對觀眾）
I』m
Prince
Dan,
the
magic
mirror
said
I
am
the
most
attractive
man
in
the
world.
But
Ying
Zheng
is
a
jealous
guy,
I
feel
he
will
kill
me
if
mirror
told
him
the
truth.
I
am
so
scared.
So
what
can
I
do?
(向幕里大叫)
Where
is
my
minister?
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：魔鏡魔鏡告訴我，天下男人誰最美？
(畫外音：是你是你太子丹
太子丹高興狀)
非常感謝，我的魔鏡
（面對觀眾）
我是太子丹，魔鏡告訴我說我是天下最美的男人
但是嬴政老小子嫉妒於我，倘若給他從魔鏡那兒得知了真相，必要追殺於我
。太可怕了，我該咋辦啦？
(向幕里大叫)
我的小弟們呢，哪兒去了？
阿三(畢恭畢敬)
:
Honey,
I
am
coming
親耐滴老大，我來也。太子丹：I』ve
told
you
again
and
again
that
you
should
call
me
「my
most
beautiful、graceful
、handsome、charming、cute、smart
and
dearest
Prince
Dan」!我怎麼告訴你的，以後見到我要喊「我最最漂亮，瀟灑，帥氣，和藹，可愛，機靈和尊敬的太子丹殿下」，你又忘了！阿三：Sure,
honey!
I
have
a
good
idea.
We
can
find
a
hero
to
kill
YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）了解，親耐滴！我有個好主意。我們找個大英雄去刺殺嬴政。太子：Oh
yeah~~~.
What
is
the
most
expensive
commodity
in
this
century?
Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）
Good
idea!
But
who
is
the
right
candidate?妙計！那麼誰是最佳人選捏？阿三：After
screening
I
have
two
promising
persons
on
hand.
One
is
Miss
LiMoChou,
the
other
is
Mr
JinKe.
Tomorrow
they
will
PK
for
the
NO1
killer
of
the
world.眼下我有倆在冊人手，一個名曰李莫愁，另一個便是荊軻。明天他們講通過PK來角逐最佳殺手稱號！太子：Well,
show
me
the
winner
as
soon
as
possible,
OK?那行，動作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.著！