英語話劇

『壹』 經典英語話劇劇本

白雪公主和七個小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音樂起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn』t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出場( 掃地,做清潔.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音樂起，皇後出場
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. I』m here now.
皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see her again.
獵人：Yes!
皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
獵人：Yes!
----音樂起
白雪：( 高興地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但猶豫著說 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t kill her!
白雪：( 看到後大聲哭叫)What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人： I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②開心果：Who is it?
③噴嚏精：Maybe it』s the ghost!
④瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老頑固：Maybe it』s the witch.
⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉. ①~⑦他們都驚叫起來
老學究：What a lovely child!
開心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒來 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齊說) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學究：If you look after our house.
開心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇後：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇後：Hahaha….Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What』s the matter?
老學究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭著揀一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音樂起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(謝幕)

『貳』 6人英語話劇劇本

又到了每天中午吃飯的時間了，各種插隊現象絡繹不絕。
現在上演女生版插隊
B:"好多人啊!"
A:'中國的道路交通真得改改了!"
B:"哎,我想到一個問題,你知道司馬遷是怎麼死的嗎?"
A:'不知道哎!"
B:"LONG,LONG
AGO,司馬遷排隊去買餛飩,因為人太多了,他便開始寫<<史記.>>,等到他寫完的時候,他前面只剩下一個人了,這時飯堂的阿姨卻把出飯口給關了,司馬遷就心臟病發,掛了."
A:"啊!?那我們，會不會像司馬遷那樣啊?
B;"不會,前面那個男生好傻哦!說不定可以玩玩他喔!"
A：（A同學拍拍正在發呆的C）「同學你好帥哦！你的頭發很有型哎！」
B：「恩，（拚命點頭）。還有眉毛很卡哇伊丫，還有還有，他長得好象周潤發哦，對不對呀！
A:"不對,不對,因該是像吳克群."
B：「對哎,對哎！我是不是失明了呀？怎麼沒看見呢！？我真的很木啊！
C：（有些不好意思，在那兒笑）
A：「所以為了更好得看清你的帥氣，我們可不可以站在你的前面呢？（很崇拜的樣子）
C：「（已被沖昏了頭腦，突然從口袋裡掏出一面鏡子，邊照邊摸自己的臉說：「呀！終於遇見伯樂了呀！這兩位真是好眼力啊！想當年有一女生那是一見我就激動得在那兒抖啊！（一捋頭發）可想而知我有多帥啊！」
A和B（切切私語，那肯定是一冬天，那女生冷的。」)
A：「上當咧！
B：「好笨喔！趕緊端完飯盤走人嘍！（接著兩位走入後台）
C：（還在那自戀）
（接著學生會幹部出場，無須配音）
D、E：哈，哈，大家好，我們就是當年赤奼風雲的學生會幹部。
D攬著C說：「誰插隊啦！（表情曖昧）
C、D、E同時指著A、B
A、B（馬上僵在那裡，B手上的書掉了下來，A手上的紙沒掉）

『叄』 英語話劇劇本（短篇)

英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》

演員:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正劇：(P,K出場)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican』twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don』tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作開電視狀)

P:HaHa!It』sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高興狀)搞笑小品

Ohno!「TheEnd!」WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀)OldKing!?(對K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顧右盼狀)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I』.(作充滿自信狀)

P：Really!OK!Now,let』swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it』sunfitforyou……(作猶豫狀)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon』tkeepyourpromise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作為難狀)Butpleasebequite,I』.

P:Don』ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信狀)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高聲喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁聲狀).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天經地義狀)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪狀)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let』,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢狀)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作驚異狀)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若無其事狀)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作無奈狀)

P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let』sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意氣風發狀)

(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn』tyourtrick!?(作氣憤狀)

P:(作陽痿狀)Mummy,it』snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)

M:Idon』tbelieveit.(作嚴肅狀)Dad,isn』treallythat?(詢問K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican』timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)

M:Really.Idon』,whotaughthim.(作懷疑狀)Dear,isn』tyou?

F:No,Ihaven』t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)

(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(邊揮汗邊說冷)

M:No,it』ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)

M:Pirate,what』sbehindyou?(疑問狀)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作驚恐狀)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作氣憤狀)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂臉作害怕狀)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What』sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(氣憤狀)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降狀)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博學狀)

M:Dad,don』tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(誠懇狀)

小品：「不差錢」

(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調情~~~

趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調!!

毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情調(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。

Uncle Zhao It』s ok. Waiter!

趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!

『肆』 英語話劇

《The Tiger』s Teeth——老虎拔牙》

場景一：晴朗的天氣，草地上。
(One day, some little animals are playing in the forest. Suddenly the rabbit is shouting.)（有一天，一群小動物正在玩耍，一隻小兔突然大聲呼叫！）

The rabbit: Help! Help!（ 救命！救命！）

The deer: What』s the matter? What』s the matter?（小鹿：怎麼了？）

The rabbit: The tiger is coming. He wants to eat me.（老虎來了，它要吃了我。）

The monkey: Come on, come on. Let』s hide.（猴子：快，快來，我們藏起來！）

場景二：森林小路上，老虎大搖大擺走來。

The tiger: I』m a tiger. I』m very strong. Look! My teeth are very sharp. I can break down a tree with my teeth. And I can bite off a large piece of meat at

once. Now I』m hungry. I want to eat the rabbit. Woo, woo! Where』s the rabbit? Where』s the rabbit ?（我是強壯的老虎大王。看！我鋒利的牙齒，可以咬斷一棵大樹。我可以立即撕咬下一大塊肉。現在，我餓了，我想吃只兔子來充飢。啊嗚，兔子在哪呢？）老虎發怒地走開去找兔子。)

The deer: Oh, the tiger has gone away. （小鹿：哦，老虎走了！）

The monkey: Oh, the tiger can break down a tree with his teeth.（猴子：天哪，老虎大王能用它的牙咬斷一棵大樹。）

The rabbit: Yes, he can bite off a large piece of meat at once, and only leave the bones. Wu, wu, I'm afraid.（小兔：是的，它能一口撕下一大塊肉，只剩骨頭。嗚--- 我好害怕呀！）

場景三：一隻狐狸高興的出現。

The fox: I』m a fox. I』m very clever. What are they doing? Let me have a look.

Hi, what are you doing? （我是聰明的狐狸先生，哈，它們正在干什麼？讓我去瞧瞧吧！嗨！朋友們，你們怎麼了，在干什麼呢？）

The deer: The tiger wants to eat the rabbit. （小鹿：老虎要吃小兔子。）

The monkey: His teeth are very sharp. （猴子：它的牙齒鋒利無比。）

The fox: Is that right? The tiger』s too bad. Let me see. Oh, I have a good idea. I can pull out the tiger』s teeth.（狐狸：是那樣嗎？這老虎太壞了。讓我想想，噢，我有了個好主意，我要拔光老虎的牙。）

All together: What? Pull out the tiger』s teeth?（小動物吃驚地問：什麼？拔光老虎的牙？）

The fox: Yes!（是的）

The monkey: Hn, I don』t believe it. The tiger is so strong. And you are……（嗯，我可不相信，老虎那麼強壯，你那麼瘦小！）

The rabbit and the deer: Let』s wait and watch.(小兔和鹿：我們還是等等看吧！)

The monkey: OK.（好的。）

The fox: Hn
, watch me!（哈哈，看我的！）

場景四：狐狸手捧著禮物去拜訪老虎。

(The fox gives the tiger some candies. )（狐狸給老虎帶了許多糖果。）

The fox: Tiger King, Tiger King.（狐狸：老虎大王，老虎大王！）

The tiger: Who』s that?（是誰在亂叫呀？）

The fox: I』m a fox.（我是你的狐狸老弟呀。）

The tiger: Come in.（進來吧。）

The fox: Tiger King, here are some sweets for you. They are very delicious. Please have a taste.（大王，我給你帶來些好吃的糖，您嘗一嘗吧。）

The tiger: It smells good. I』ll have a try. Hmm, that』s very sweet. Thank you, Little Fox.（哦，還挺香的，我吃一顆吧。嗯，很好吃，很甜。謝謝你，狐狸老弟。）

(Some days later, the tiger has a toothache. He can』t eat things any more. )(幾天後，老虎牙疼起來，越來越嚴重，到最後都不能吃東西了。）

The fox: Tiger King, what』s the matter with you?（老虎大王，您怎麼了？）

The tiger: Oh, I feel very terrible.（哎，我很不舒服。）

The fox: Let me help you. I can pull out your teeth, and you will never feel pain. （讓我來幫你吧，我能幫你把壞牙都拔出來，你就再也不會疼了。）

The tiger: OK. （好的）

(The fox pulled out the tiger』s teeth.)（狐狸拔光了老虎的牙。）

The tiger: Oh, now I don』t feel pain. I am much better. Thank you, Little Fox.（老虎笑道：我現在不疼了，我好多了，謝謝你，老弟。）

The fox: That』s all right.（沒關系，我的大王。）

The tiger: I』m tired. I』ll have a rest.（我累了，我要去休息一會。）

The fox: Rabbit, monkey, deer. I have pulled out the tiger』s teeth.（小動物們，我拔光了老虎的牙！）

Small animals: Ye! Let』s play.（啊，太好了，我們一起玩吧。）

The tiger: I』m hungry. I want to eat the rabbit. Where』s the rabbit? Where』s the rabbit? Oh, rabbit, I want to eat you.（老虎：我餓了，我要吃只兔子，兔子呢？兔子在哪裡？）

The fox: Don』t be afraid. Don』t be afraid. He has no teeth.（別害怕，別害怕，他沒牙了。哈哈）

The tiger: No teeth? Oh, I have no teeth. I can』t eat the rabbit.（沒牙！哦不，我的牙齒沒了，我不能吃兔子了。哎---）

(Little animals are playing in the forest. They are very happy! )（小動物們又可以在森林裡開心的玩耍了。）

『伍』 話劇用英語怎麼說

話劇的英文：modern drama

drama 讀法 英['drɑːmə]美['drɑmə]

n. 戲劇，戲劇藝術；劇本；戲劇性事件

短語：

1、dance draman. 舞蹈劇

2、drama queen戲劇女皇；喜歡小題大做的人

3、drama schooln. 戲劇學校，戲劇專科學校

4、song and dance drama歌舞劇

5、music drama音樂戲劇

(5)英語話劇擴展閱讀

一、drama的近義詞：stage

stage 讀法 英[steɪdʒ]美[stedʒ]

1、n. 階段；舞台；戲劇；驛站

2、vt. 舉行；上演；籌劃

3、vi. 舉行；適於上演；乘驛車旅行

短語：

1、stage of development發展階段；發生階段

2、primary stage初始階段

3、late stage末期；後期；晚期

4、design stage設計階段

5、earlier stage前期

二、stage的詞義辨析：

stage, phase這兩個詞都可指發展的階段或時期,但stage除了與介詞of連用以外還可與at連用; 另外,側重於外觀變化時用phase,不用stage。

『陸』 英語話劇劇本，帶翻譯

旁白(Aside
)/介紹（Introction）：
Long
ago
there
was
a
crazy
country,
in
this
crazy
country
there
were
some
crazy
people,
trying
to
show
the
crazy
history
by
crazy
ways.
在很久很久以前，有個瘋狂的國度住著一群瘋狂的人，用瘋狂的方式給人們講述著瘋狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr
Jingke
was
the
most
famous
swordsman
and
was
sent
to
kill
king
of
Qing,
「Yingzheng」.
But
finally
he
failed.
Do
you
want
to
know
what
happened
at
that
time?
Okay,
next
show
will
tell
you
the
truth.
聞名遐邇的刀客，荊軻先生，被委以刺殺秦始皇嬴政的任務。但最終還是失敗鳥。你想知道當時的情形如何嗎？好，下面的我們將給你呈現當時真實的一幕。Action
I
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror,
mirror,
tell
me,
who
is
the
most
pretty
man
in
the
world?
(畫外音：It』s
you,
Prince
Dan!
太子丹高興狀)
Thank
u
mirror!
（面對觀眾）
I』m
Prince
Dan,
the
magic
mirror
said
I
am
the
most
attractive
man
in
the
world.
But
Ying
Zheng
is
a
jealous
guy,
I
feel
he
will
kill
me
if
mirror
told
him
the
truth.
I
am
so
scared.
So
what
can
I
do?
(向幕里大叫)
Where
is
my
minister?
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：魔鏡魔鏡告訴我，天下男人誰最美？
(畫外音：是你是你太子丹
太子丹高興狀)
非常感謝，我的魔鏡
（面對觀眾）
我是太子丹，魔鏡告訴我說我是天下最美的男人
但是嬴政老小子嫉妒於我，倘若給他從魔鏡那兒得知了真相，必要追殺於我
。太可怕了，我該咋辦啦？
(向幕里大叫)
我的小弟們呢，哪兒去了？
阿三(畢恭畢敬)
:
Honey,
I
am
coming
親耐滴老大，我來也。太子丹：I』ve
told
you
again
and
again
that
you
should
call
me
「my
most
beautiful、graceful
、handsome、charming、cute、smart
and
dearest
Prince
Dan」!我怎麼告訴你的，以後見到我要喊「我最最漂亮，瀟灑，帥氣，和藹，可愛，機靈和尊敬的太子丹殿下」，你又忘了！阿三：Sure,
honey!
I
have
a
good
idea.
We
can
find
a
hero
to
kill
YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）了解，親耐滴！我有個好主意。我們找個大英雄去刺殺嬴政。太子：Oh
yeah~~~.
What
is
the
most
expensive
commodity
in
this
century?
Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）
Good
idea!
But
who
is
the
right
candidate?妙計！那麼誰是最佳人選捏？阿三：After
screening
I
have
two
promising
persons
on
hand.
One
is
Miss
LiMoChou,
the
other
is
Mr
JinKe.
Tomorrow
they
will
PK
for
the
NO1
killer
of
the
world.眼下我有倆在冊人手，一個名曰李莫愁，另一個便是荊軻。明天他們講通過PK來角逐最佳殺手稱號！太子：Well,
show
me
the
winner
as
soon
as
possible,
OK?那行，動作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.著！

『柒』 搞笑英語話劇劇本

我們班剛演過 ，獲得了系裡一等獎(孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本) 雖然人物多了一個，可以有群眾演員嘛

焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny』s mother(jmforshort)
劉母lunch』s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor』sson(msforshort)
強盜burglars(abandc)

prologue 序幕

(j作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)
j:everybody says that i』m hen pecked, but in fact,i』m a strong tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is wusong.
譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。

(指著上台處的門大聲道)i』m not afraid of you!
譯：我才不怕你呢！

(內砸出一臉盆,j接住當成盾牌護著頭)then, i』m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！

(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？

act1 第一幕
(序幕結束時,jm作竊聽狀)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(對門內)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):i』m here! what』s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law」.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what』s up?

jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your son. i』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)

act2
(lm坐在台上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)
l:mum, i』m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i』m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i』ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor』s son in the market.he said:「if your daughter
haven』t been married,i really really want to marry her!」now you are free again, i 』ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(驚愕):what? the mayor』s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(邊走邊道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh,i』m so hungry! but there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where』s my breakfast? where』slunch?hasn』t she got up yet?
j:mum, can』t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬禮):yes madam!

act4
(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry miss liulan next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(驚訝):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it』s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i』ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don』tyou? i』ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i』ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)

act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(j和三強盜躍至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l聽到j的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
l(驚喜萬分):johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身後的l，l暈倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）
(j與ms混戰，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)
(j將ms胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，關切地問):honey, how are you?
l(哭狀):i hurt a lot!
j:don』t cry baby.i』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

『捌』 英文話劇

這里提供經典英文劇本,台詞,字幕
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一些英文劇本
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有提供電影原聲下載,很多的，不錯的網站：）~
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這個網站,每天都更新,
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『玖』 介紹個英文話劇

英語話劇劇本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關於愛和臭腳的故事。

英語劇本May Dream Can Come True

by Tina Min

4-6人英語劇本

Cathy

Susan

Angel and Servant

Aside and Clerk

Summary

Susan很苗條，Cath和胖，她們是好朋友，不過卻都羨慕對方......

This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves....

面試The Interview英語劇本

The Interview英語劇本，關於面試，職場，關於應該如何面試的話題，面試時注重的衣著、語言等等。4-5人的英語劇本

Money Talks英語短話劇劇本

三個年輕人的媽媽生了重病，但是他們沒錢付醫葯費，於是他們准備搶銀行......

很簡單的劇本，雖則一共6個人，但是一個人沒有幾句話，以是4個人基本可以搞定。算是4人劇本吧 織夢好，好織夢

To Be Honest or Not to Be?英語短話劇劇本

很有意思的4人短劇劇本，關於強烈推薦。趣味性，並且很有意義，很有水平啊。

《大學生活》英語短話劇劇本

《大學生活》一個簡單的6人劇本，講述大學生活的。

《海岸線的眼淚》英語話劇劇本

海岸線的眼淚，一部很好4人劇本，一個凄美的愛情故事。他們在海岸線上相遇......

《女人之間的》英語話劇

很好的6人劇本。兩個女孩同時看上了一個男孩，女人之間的，有意思。

Where Is My Mr. Right?英語話劇劇本

6人劇本。關於愛情的，劇情簡單，oneday談過幾次戀愛....最終找到了本身的真愛。不錯的劇本。

Turn over a New Leaf英語話劇劇本

Peach Boy英語短話劇劇本

6人英語話劇劇本。peach boy

《彩票夢》英語話劇劇本

6人英語話劇劇本.彩票夢

Whose Fault?英語話劇劇本

是誰的錯？4人-5人英語話劇劇本

It's a Small World英語話劇劇本

It's a Small World這世界很小。4人-5人英語話劇劇本
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《Growing Up》英語話劇劇本

5人英語劇本。Rick，總是亂花錢。但是有一天，他丟了錢包。

《blue》英語話劇劇本

6人英語短話劇劇本

《別摸我》英語話劇劇本

6人英語話劇劇本。Vicky和Lisa是某餐館的服務員，一天，一個顧客對Vicky....英語短話劇劇本 Be a Good Lover英語話劇劇本

4人-6人英語話劇劇本。又是關於愛情的。愛情是一個永遠的話題，不分國界、年齡（？）、、、你是不是一個good lover？英語短話劇劇本

The Love Story英語話劇劇本

5人英語話劇劇本。兩人在公交車上相遇，大學生的愛情故事。愛情，就要簡簡單單。英語短話劇劇本

《走錯的芳華》英語話劇劇本

5人英語話劇劇本。講一個大學生怎樣走上吸毒的道路，很有教育意義。英語短話劇劇本

《羅密歐與朱麗葉》英語話劇劇本

4人-6人英語話劇劇本。一個校園愛情短劇。英語短話劇劇本

《Traffic Safety》英語話劇劇本

5人劇本。目前，很多人都不遵守交通規則，3幕短劇告訴你交通規則的重要性。英語短話劇劇本 right dedecms

《逃學》英語話劇劇本

6人劇本。《逃學》，絕對適合大學生的劇本，講述逃學的故事。英語短話劇劇本

《除夕》英語話劇劇本

5人劇本。除夕的傳說，一個很優秀的劇本，講述了除夕的傳說，就是有一個怪物叫「夕"，每一到臘月的最後一天會出來害人...英語短話劇劇本

《正義必勝》英語話劇劇本

5人短劇。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的綁架案，不錯的劇本。英語短話劇劇本

《計程車司機》英語話劇劇本

6人英語話劇劇本。一天計程車司機Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。煩人的女孩、孕婦、搶匪、不管事的差人，甚或還遇到了鬼。。。英語短話劇劇本

A Beautiful Trap英語話劇劇本

6人英語話劇劇本。兩位女大學生出去找兼職，卻被欺騙。英語短話劇劇本

The Rolling Orange英語話劇劇本

很有趣的4人英語話劇，講述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒來，發明人們開著卡車，搬著木梯子，來摘桔子了，快來看看他們的命運如何吧。英語短話劇劇本

《Good Morning, Tim》英語話劇劇本

5-6人.講一個爸爸的煩人生活,忙的不可開交,來自工作、朋友、家人的壓力。 英語短話劇劇本
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《臭腳的故事》英語話劇劇本

6人－8人英語話劇劇本。超級搞笑，哈哈哈

從前，一個巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。以是，她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳。

英語短話劇劇本

Fool愚人節的故事英語話劇劇本

6人.有趣的劇本,講他們愚人節怎麼整人的. 英語短話劇劇本

The Gifts （禮品）英文話劇劇本

4人英語話劇劇本。由歐·亨利的短篇小說麥琪的禮品改編。英語短話劇劇本

搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》

4人－5人英語話劇劇本。第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛,道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。第二幕：無間道。英語短話劇劇本

花木蘭花英語話劇劇本

花木蘭花改編,應該家喻戶曉了吧.7人英語短話劇劇本

防空洞英文話劇劇本

一個很有名的故事。10人-11人英語短話劇劇本

3人英文短話劇劇本

3人短劇，簡單有趣，每一人不超過10句話，並且都是很簡單的話，經理只有一句詞，但是還比力有水平。由一個笑話改編。

最後成果出人意料，其實是服務生誤解了顧客。英語短話劇劇本 dedecms.com

The Pocket Money英語話劇劇本

一個簡單有趣的劇本，比力實際，4-5人。4人出場。英語短話劇劇本 新生理查德英語話劇劇本

大學新生理查德來到黌舍，碰到很多有趣的人和有趣的事。

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