小劇本英語

Ⅰ 求一段英語小話劇的劇本

英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money

Scene1（At Salesman』s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!

另一個

白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改

Ⅱ 急求一英文小劇本

拜託哦~~我查得很辛苦的好伐`~
不給分對不起我哦

我寫的英文小劇本__一起等待 2007-05-11 01:05:13
大 中 小
口語老師讓演個什麼劇，我寫了個阿甘和陌生醜女人在公園各自等網友的一個故事。我演了那個醜女人。第一次排的時候我們笑得都不行了。托賴同組的明星演員們，效果很好 聽說是讓老師笑得最厲害的一組。爽歪歪

先要贊一個同組戰友們演得太棒了，特別是客竄了跳baby one more time 和演夢露的兩組，我們一致提名她和唐僧一起角逐最佳女主角。哦劇本拼寫錯誤沒矯正，隨它去吧，反正我也是有拼寫障礙的人。

一起等待

音樂（阿甘），羽毛飄（一人扇），阿甘和醜女人坐在長椅上。

甘：my mama always says, lift is like a box of chop sticks, you will never know what you are gonna get. (膝上放著一盒筷子，大小長短不一，拿出來展示) the long ones? The pink ones ? or the boring ones? Do you like some?

丑：（討厭地）no~~! thank you!.(抬手看錶，焦急)

甘: what are you doing here in this park? Are you expecting some one?

丑：yes, I』m on a date with a really great guy. Now I』m waiting for him.

甘：ha, me too. I』m expecting my fri- my girl firend, who is really a gorgous.

丑：（不相信地）well, good for you.

甘：frankly speaking, I』m a little nervers. I really hope she will like me. (擦汗)

丑：wait, didn』t you know each other ?

甘：no, we are cyber lovers. We fell in love on the chat room, and today it』s our first date off the net.

丑：（嚇得跳起來）me too! I』m expecting my cyber lover either! For the first time!

甘：oh no!~

丑：are you Mr. Big?

甘：no I』m not! ! are you cinderella?

丑：no!!! oh, I 『m so released, we are not waiting for each other.(坐下放鬆地)

甘：me, too!. So you are dating Mr. big ha ? what is your nicky name on the internet?

丑：please call me sexy Rose.

甘：（上下打量，嘆口氣）ok, Rose, what is your Mr. Big like?

丑：he is amazing!(一字一頓地強調) he works for the top government,

想像場景一：

(一男進場，音樂殺死比爾，黑客帝國兩人對槍戰，一人中槍，一人勝利，拿出學生證，說：FBI) 二人下

丑：He once broke out of a jail with his sister.

想像場景二：

(sister: maicheal, you just go!

M: no! I can get you out of here.

Sister: how can we get out of a jail?

M: 擼出袖子，露出畫的hello kitty: I have all the maps tattooed here. 指點著說：we get into here, following this way, to that door, then ,jump out of here, we will be free!

Sister: really ? can we make it ?

M: don』t worry, just follow me, Lincon.) 二人下。

丑：he promised me to take me to the sea!

想像場景三：泰坦尼克音樂起，兩人做船頭伸臂狀。

A; oh , sexy rose , I love you!

B: oh, my Mr. big, I want to puke! 二人下。

丑：what about you? Your Ms. Cenderelle?

甘：please call me cute cute boy. I really love my cenderelle. She is as young as biiney spears, 頓一下，插入道before married., 再頓一下， twice.

場景四：放baby one more time. 女孩上，和著音樂唱。

甘：she is as sexy as 夢露。

場景五： 夢露裙子飛起來。夢露: wow, it』s really hot!!!!!!!!!!!

丑：不相信地說，really ? well, it』s half past seven now . where are they?

甘： yes ,maybe we should check out from the chat room director.

丑： ok.

兩人各自打電話

甘：Hello? Yes yes . what ??!!!!!

丑：Oh no!!!!!!!!

兩人面面相覷： 甘：the chat room director said my cederrlle and your Mr. big…

丑：接 …are not real people!....they are chatting msn computers!!!

共同：So we fell for love with two talking computers?!!!

丑： I have a idea. why can』t we just?

甘： yes, the two of us . we are real people , cute cute boy and sexy rose.

兩人拉手坐下：

重復開頭：

甘：my mama always says , life is like a box of chop sticks,

丑：you will never know what you are gonna get.

Ⅲ 英語小劇本（高1的）

5人英語短劇】阿拉丁傳說 The Tale of Aladdin

【7人英語短劇】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短劇

【The Gifts （禮物）】中英文短劇劇本

【4人英語短劇】阿拉丁傳說 The Tale of Aladdin

灰姑娘的劇本
http://www.jjcdixon.btinternet.co.uk/cinderella.htm

【7人英文話劇】花木蘭 Mulan

Ⅳ 求英語小短劇劇本

Whose Fault

英語話劇劇本

Cast

Mr. Green

Miss Blue

Police

Nurse

Doctor

Daughter
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Scene I

(Green Garden St.)

(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)

Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?

Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.

Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.

(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)

Police: What's happened?

Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!

Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...

(Quarrel again ...)

Police: Has any one been injured?

Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.

Miss Blue: I ache all over too.

(Both of them mourn painfully...)

Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II

(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)

(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)

Nurse: Who is injured?

(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)

Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?

Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.

Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.

Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)

Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?

Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.

Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?

Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...

Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.

(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)

Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...

Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?

(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)

Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.

Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?

Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...

Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......

Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..

(Miss Blue leaves.)

Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!

Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?

Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?

Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...

Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...

Mr. Green: What? An injection?

(Nurse takes out the syringe)

Nurse: Where do you want to inject?

(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)

Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.

Nurse: Wait! Don't go...

(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)

Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!

(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III

(Taiwan House)

(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)

Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.

Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...

Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...

(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)

Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.

(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)

Ⅳ 求英語小劇本

孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本

Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny』smother (JMforshort) 劉母Lunch』smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor』sson (MSforshort) 強盜Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue
(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:Everybody says that I』m henpecked,but in fact,I』m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my
wifeis Wu Song.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』m not afraid of you!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』m here!What』s up mum?
JM:I』ve told you again and again that you should call me「my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law」.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what』s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)Goan dask your
son.I』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)

Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I』m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I』ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor』s son in the market.He said:「If your daughter
Haven』t been married,I really really want to marry her!」Now you are free again,I』ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(驚愕):What?The mayor』s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)

Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』m so hungry!But there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where』s my breakfast?Where』s Lunch?Hasn』t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can』t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis useless.Lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬禮):Yes madam!

Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1 mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It』s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
標題: 孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本

J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I』ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don』t you?I』ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I』ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)

Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,how are you?
L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!
J:Don』t cry baby.I』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)

Ⅵ 英語小劇本

演過幾次話劇，成績還不錯。。
因為話劇不同於電視可以做下來慢慢欣賞，它是一個實時的演出，場面很雜，很亂，，要想吸收評委和觀眾，就得有自己的特色。
只要注意幾個細節就行了。。比如你的聲音一定清楚，響亮。
動作誇張，語言上加上一些能表現力強的地方口音就很舒服拉。。
如果內容有可看性，演技還行，評委那肯定不會讓你們下去的拉··

Ⅶ 英語小劇本！（不要太難，太長，適合七年級學生！）

這個不太難，不太長，適合七年級學生！就3 5 分鍾 .祝你成功!!
The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.

One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, 「my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.」

As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, 「Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?」

「I』m going to my grandma』s house. She has got a cold.」 Said Little Red Coat.

「Where does she live?」 asked the wolf.

「She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.」 Said Little Red Coat.

「Bye-bye, little girl.」 The wolf ran to the grandma』s house.

Grandma asked, 「Who is it?」

「It』s me, Little Red Coat.」 said the wolf.

「Come in, please.」

The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.

He put on Grandma』s coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.

Little Red Coat walked into her grandma』s room.

「What big eyes you have got, Grandma!」 she said.

「Because I want to see your pretty face.」said the wolf.

「What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!」she said.

「Because I want to eat you, my dear.」said the wolf.

「Oh, no!」cried the little girl.

The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.

The wolf was sleeping on Grandma』s bed.

At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. 「What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.」thought the hunter.

The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.

Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. 「Thank you.」they said to the hunter.

Ⅷ 有什麼英語的小劇本

《白雪公主》英語小劇本

白雪公主 SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW-白雪公主 Q-皇後 M-魔鏡 H-獵人 P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 A-小動物 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king』s palace: 白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen, I』m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 獵人出場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what』s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小動物追趕獵人下場 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food 2\somebody drank my water 3\someone is sleeping now 4\What a beautiful girl! 小矮人睡覺音樂起公主先醒了小矮人醒了對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too 6\ welcome to our house! 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇後、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口後倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音樂起，動物引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音樂起，小動物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞

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Ⅹ 英語小劇本 1至2分鍾的

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with

the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents

more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」

「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。

「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老

太太那麼感興趣呢？」

「她是個賣糖果的。」 希望給分