英語話劇網
❶ 5人英語話劇劇本網
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大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（這時，王子走了出來，向所有來賓鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子們走上前） 大臣（2）：（將頭轉向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皺起眉頭）Mmm…I don』t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣們: （驚嘆）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （眾來賓驚恐地回過頭） 旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，開始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love.
(12點的鍾聲猛然敲響了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Wait, miss, please wait! （追上去） 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一隻鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!！ 士兵們: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! 士兵們: Yes, highness! 第四場布景：灰姑娘家的花園中
灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的幫助，變回了原樣）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn』t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…
鴿子: Cinderella, don』t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! （貓和變回原樣的狗點頭附和）
灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的樣子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven』t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼著小曲跳走了） 第五場布景：灰姑娘家
（士兵敲門） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam.
後媽: Good morning. What』s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 後媽:（笑著說）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身後招招手，讓女兒（1）過來）
後媽女兒（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿開） 後媽女兒（2）: （跳著大喊）It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿開） 後媽: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（馬上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走來） 後媽 :You? That』s impossible! （大喊著，做出「快滾」的手勢） 後媽女兒（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE! （譏笑） 後媽女兒（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders』 time! （諷刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（輕輕把腳伸進去）Thank you! (試鞋,正好合適) 後媽和兩個女兒：It couldn』t be Cinderella! It couldn』t be!! Maybe there』s something wrong, sir! （瘋了一樣大叫）
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白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we』ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帥氣十足地上場)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘沖刺,旁邊老師讀秒:11』9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敵眾,輕松灌籃)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,對手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(結巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can』t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
繼母(假裝洗衣服) :How cold the water! I』m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,從繼母手中拿過洗衣盆)
(一姐將盆碗碰得亂響.灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過盆碗)
(一姐手持針線縫衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在幫後母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,揚動手中傳單) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(憑空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(兩姐爭吵起來,繼母從女兒手中拿過傳單,親吻)
繼母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven』t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人斂神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim』s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can』t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿書,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh
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小獅子找食物 （I Am Hungry）
角色：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、小松鼠頭套、紅蘿卜、花生一把、蘋果一個。
Act 1
雄獅：（怒吼）Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest.
No one is stronger than me.
Roar, roar!
小獅：Daddy! I』m hungry.
雄獅：You are big now.
Be brave!
Go and find your own food.
小獅：But, I don』t know how.
雄獅：Do it like me.
Roar, roar! （怒吼）
小獅：（小聲地）Roar, roar!
雄獅：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（ 露出尖利的牙齒）
Go and do it now.
小獅：Yes, daddy.
Act 2
小白兔：（唱」Rabbit, R
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abbit, Carrot Eater」）
Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away.
小獅：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!（小聲地）
小白兔：Do you want some carrots?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小白兔遞給小獅一根紅蘿卜）
小獅：Thank you.
小白兔：Carrots are the best food.
小獅：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, rabbit.
（還紅蘿卜給小白兔）
小白兔：You are welcome.
（邊跳邊唱」Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater」
離開）
Act 3
小松鼠：（唱著」Found a Peanut」）
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut
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just now.
Just now I found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
小獅：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小聲地）
小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小松鼠遞給小獅一些花生）
小獅：Thank you.
小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.
小獅：（吃了一顆）Yuck! It』s too hard.
I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, squirrel.
（將花生還給小松鼠）
小松鼠：You are welcome.
（邊走邊唱」Found a Peanut」離開）
Act 4
（小女孩邊走邊唱」Apple Round」）
小女孩：Apple round.
Apple red.
Apple juicy.
Apple sweet.
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Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone. B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher. A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B. I think it』s the problem of environment pollution. A. It』s related to our correct answer. But it isn』t correct one. B. Is it the problem of population increasing? A. No. C. Oh. I got it. It』s global warming. A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because…… B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it』s global cooling! A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn』t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold. B. Teacher. What causes 「 global warming」? C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming. A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be graally flooded with water. Human will have no places to live. C. Surely, we don』t want that will happen. A. What sould we do to stop 「Global warming」? B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves. A. Ok. Students, we can』t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees. D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it』s tree-planting day! A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment. B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop 「Global warming」 and make our earth a lovely homeland! A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students! B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.
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❸ 英語話劇
英語話劇劇本：搞笑英語話劇：三笑三國 （7個人表演）
開場介紹： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，趙雲 夏侯惇 曹操 蔣干
旁白：就在剛才不久，一個黑大漢從曹操軍中救出劉備之子劉阿斗，現在正向這里殺過來，他就是張飛！！！（趙雲出場）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
趙雲：no！本人姓趙名雲，乃常山子龍也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~
（趙雲從背後拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
趙雲：看！這就是主公的最後一點骨血！劉阿斗！我從火場之中把他救出，而我自己的臉卻早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顧影自憐狀）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺著槍呈貓腰狀殺出）
夏侯敦：小賊，莫跑，要不然我就大開殺戒了（沖到） Children， stop there or i will kill you
（趙雲左手抱阿斗，右手與之搏鬥）
趙雲：可惡！居然敢偷襲我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人裝腔作勢打鬥數招）
趙雲：看我九陰白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over
趙雲：此地不宜久留，還是快去尋主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~
（曹操、蔣干二人上）
曹操：沒想到我們初次出兵便殺得敵人望風而逃！真可謂出師未捷身先死。長使英雄淚滿襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蔣干：丞相，您說這話，真不見得怎麼吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操險些被地上的夏侯敦絆倒）
曹操：咦？這是誰扔的西瓜皮？（轉身，看見倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯愛卿。難道他又在搞什麼行為藝術？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蔣幹上前將夏侯敦一頓拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯愛卿為何要在地上裝西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人臉如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蔣干：是敵人的保姆！還帶個孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我沖上去與之打鬥 打 打 打
曹操：然後呢？What then?
蔣干：丞相，看來是夏侯將軍殺退了敵人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手勢如下：指指門外，右手作「九」的樣子，隨即作全身發冷狀，然後指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪擊狀）
曹操：然後呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible
（曹操、蔣干二人將夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看來，敵人應該還沒有走遠。咱們乘勝追擊！（慷慨狀）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蔣干：有時候我真的很佩服丞相您這樂觀的心理……（贊同狀） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（掄起兩拳，作欲與敵人搏鬥狀）
（三人下）
第二幕:人物：劉備 張飛 諸葛亮 趙雲
（劉備、張飛、諸葛亮三人上）
旁白：這是的劉備一行人正在軍營外觀看敵情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
（諸葛亮走在前面，張飛、劉備二人緊跟其後）
諸葛亮：（轉頭）主公啊，按理說是您走先啦！（恭敬狀）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
劉備：不啦，軍師您身後有好大塊蔭涼，躲在這里避避暑也不錯。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat
諸葛亮：（眺望狀）主公，如果我所料不錯，現在馬上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
劉備：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道將要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？
諸葛亮：首先，天氣預報說今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那邊有一塊黑雲來了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（趙雲上）
張飛：哇！那就是子龍啊，想不到這一會不見子龍就換了個新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
（張飛迎上）
張飛：子龍！ long
趙雲：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three.
（張飛下）
趙雲：主公！雲殊死力戰，方保得小主人在此！只是這許久不見啼哭，怕是已經……（悲憤狀，取出布包，打開並捧著） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid...
趙雲：kao！這小沒良心的，居然還能睡的著！就跟他爹一樣！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
劉備：咳咳！
（趙雲轉身面向劉備）
諸葛亮：子龍，不是我說你，你嘴上就是少個把門兒的，總不能啥實話都往外說啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（劉備怒視諸葛亮，諸葛亮恍如不知，趙雲上前，將阿斗遞給劉備，劉備捧著阿斗）
劉備：為了你這倒楣孩子，幾乎損我一員大將啊！我還留著你趕什麼啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！！（阿斗摔下）
（趙雲上前，對准阿斗狂踹數腳，諸葛亮上前拉住，趙雲始終作勢欲踢，諸葛亮用身體壓住趙雲後，走上前去一腳將阿斗踢飛）
旁白：從今以後，阿斗的智力便出現了明顯的發育遲緩……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
趙雲：咦？怎麼不見關二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
劉備：二弟昨天為軍師擺下一個八卦陣去，不過在沖出去撞馬的時候閃著腰了，現在還在休養呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
諸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壯！告訴他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自戀狀）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
趙雲：就給這孩子喝成這樣兒了！！！（走上前，撫摸諸葛亮，做憐惜狀） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（慘烈地）
劉備：難道三弟又重操舊業了？咱們快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 張飛 曹操 夏侯 蔣干 劉備 諸葛亮
旁白：時間撥回到三分鍾之前，張飛大戰長坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（張飛上，在台上轉一圈後，如京劇拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蔣干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
（三人奸笑上台）代寫劇本 www.jiaoke.com
張飛：哇！火腿腸你回來拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一個黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid
曹操：閣下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的聲音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
張飛：我便是那燕（yān）人張翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jing! (clenches teeth)
曹操：閹人？？原來只是一個太監……夏侯敦，上去解決他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低頭貓腰沖出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）（定格）
蔣干：丞相，這一仗咱們必輸，一會還有橋斷水倒流呢！快叫夏侯將軍下來吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎麼知道？How dou you know it?
蔣干：《真三國無雙叄》，長坂的任務啊！！ "Really,it is the game's ty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷於網路游戲了。這樣既浪費時間又上海身體，你還是聽為丞相的一句話吧！珍愛生命，遠離三俗啊！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
（張飛與夏侯敦二人繼續，張飛一槍擊中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打敗了 （蔣幹上前將夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今這世道變了，太監都這么厲害啦！？
Why does that coward become so brave?
張飛：曹賊聽著！今日汝等必不能生過此橋！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韋身死，許諸拉稀，於禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，張遼痔瘡，才不會輸給你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
張飛：你手下終究無人可用！啊，面對此景次請，我真想賦詩一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音樂起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
（夏侯敦躍起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
曹操：啊！（慘厲的叫聲，並以手捂耳）
蔣干：啊！（慘厲的叫聲，並以手捂耳）
曹操：這難道就是傳說中的門得爾松的c大調《鬼叫》協奏曲！何以如此震撼！（驚惶狀）Why is this so shocking!
蔣干：（一手指張飛）快看！丞相！橋斷了！水也開始倒流啦！！（轉過身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之聲）
曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血狀）（定格）
（諸葛亮、劉備、趙雲三人上）
諸葛亮：別唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操給唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
劉備：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳）
張飛：only you ~~~~~only……you……（餘音不絕）
劉備：子龍，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。
趙雲：好的！ ok
（趙雲上前，以手捂住張飛的嘴，扛走，張飛依舊唱個不停）
（張飛、趙雲二人下）
旁白：從此以後有一首歌傳唱至今 經久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is
《Only You》.(歌聲再次響起，眾人謝幕~~)。
❹ 英文話劇
這里提供經典英文劇本,台詞,字幕
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一些英文劇本
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http://4english.cn/movies/index.htm
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http://bbs.exue.com.cn/viewthread.php?tid=82299&extra=page%3D6&page=1
這個網站,每天都更新,
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❺ 英語7人小話劇
I have a dream
【音樂起】（舒緩的背景音樂）Everyone has their own dreams，As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。And one day ，a miracle happened, I met an angel
（天使出現）音樂起【公映許可背景音樂】
獨白：As you can see， I am an angel ，an handsome and cool angel
——Do you want to buy Yiligao?【顯示圖片】（一粒高）
——NO
——Do you want to Accreditation?【顯示圖片】（辦證）
——No
——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie？【顯示圖片】（犀利哥鳳姐）
——No
——Oh,do you want a universal remote control？【顯示圖片】（遙控器）
——What？ （參考電影《神奇遙控器》）
——I am not suppose to do this ，but you seem like a good guy 。【顯示圖片】so I gonna have to just give it to you，Enjoy！【一塊半截磚】
—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…
——It will meet all your requirment
——Really?
（天使消失）
獨白：How could this？ I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe（按下按鈕）
【上】第一場景：羅密歐與茱麗葉
羅密歐；美女。beauty
朱麗葉；帥哥。handsome
羅密歐；你和我的前妻好像啊。You look like my ex-wife
朱麗葉；你前妻呢？Your ex-wife
羅密歐；服毒自殺了。She committed suicide taking poison
朱麗葉；我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
羅密歐；哦 太好了。看我帥嗎？oh good Do you feel I'm handsome?
Don't you want to be my girlfriend?
朱麗葉；讓我再想一下啊。let me see
羅密歐；好的，我等你。good， I will wait for you.
朱利葉：呵呵，我想好了，好的，我答應你。haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend!
羅密歐：那你和我一起去我家見我爸媽吧！that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents!
朱麗葉：沒問題！No problem!
到家之後
羅密歐：媽媽，這是我女朋友，朱，mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye!
朱麗葉：你好，伯母。hi,aunty!
伯母： 你好，你長的真漂亮!快坐吧，我去給你弄杯喝的！hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink， milk?
朱麗葉：謝謝！sure! thank you!
羅密哦：我的媽很好,對吧？my mun is kind,isn't she?
朱麗葉：真的很好！of course！
牛奶到；
朱麗葉：謝謝。thank you !
朱喝之後昏倒。
羅密歐： Oh! my God,my darling,my love! 三鹿奶粉sanlu! fuck！
【顯示圖片】【悲傷音樂起】（領導人去世哀悼音樂）
But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】
第二場景：白馬王子與灰姑娘
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white !
wake up, wake up…
S.w: did you wake me up .
p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you .
s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!
p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country!
【顯示圖片】皇宮
s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .
p:do you love me ?
s.w:of cours !
p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!
s.w :good ,let's go !
但是進了皇宮我才知道，原來王子喜歡上網，偷菜，打CF，和芙蓉姐姐聊天，沒有時間陪我，於是我決定離開，我登上了一條船，沒錯，這條船的名字就是泰坦尼克號，在船上我遇見了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐, no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him
【顯示圖片，音樂起】
【Jack上】泰坦尼克號音樂
Hello, Jack.哈啰，傑克
I changed my mind.我改變主意了
They said you might be...聽說你在這里.
Shh.Give me your hand.噓...把手給我
Now close your eyes.現在閉上眼睛
Go on.快
Step up.站上來
Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛閉好，別偷看
I'm not.不會的
Do you trust me?你信任我嗎？
I trust you.我信任你
All right, open your eyes.好，張開眼睛
I'm flying! Jack!我在飛！傑克！
要有動作，搞笑點的
正當我們聊天時，泰坦尼克撞上了冰山，船沉了，Jack為了救我犧牲了，傷心的我按下第四個按鈕：天啊，賜給我個英雄吧，於是，蜘蛛俠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship，and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me
【顯示圖片，音樂起】（緊張節奏音樂）
很快他也愛上我了，但是我發現，他整天救人卻沒時間陪我，於是我決定分手
He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up
【蜘蛛俠上】（借鑒電影《蜘蛛俠3》
You look beautiful， peonies哥送的不是花，是寂寞！ you ok？
M:How beautiful you』re!rose. Time』s gone,my heart will go on. 【音樂起】神秘園 the song from ..
W:Sorry!Listen to me,there』s something i have to say. We might as well break up.Our love have come an end.I』ve thought about it for a long time.
M:What?I love you more than I can say. Look,it』s my heart.
W:Accept it!I was lonely lonely lonely,where were you?
Frankly speaking,I have fallen in love with sb else！
He』s smarter and more homour than you.Free me away.
M:Please,please.Oh,my god!Tell me why!Tell me why!
經歷這么多的傷心事【音樂起】（海之女神）
我決定找一個可以託付的人結婚，於是我按下最後一個按鈕Gone through so much grief, I decided to find a person who can be entrusted to marry, so I pressed the last button
【音樂起】【圖片上】（大話西遊
Although I am ugly, but my heart is very tender雖然我很醜，但是我的心很溫柔，不要迷戀哥哥只是一個傳說Do not worship me ，i just a legend
對話【顯示圖片】【音樂起】
once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
於是我們步入婚姻的殿堂So we entered the marriage hall
【音樂起】（豬八戒背媳婦）【牧師上】宣誓音樂（結婚進行曲）
正在這時，牛魔王殺到，【音樂起】
當牛魔王把劍刺向我胸口時，我一個翻身掉下了床，呵呵Just then, the Bull Demon King and immediate concern, when the Bull Demon sword stab my chest, I turn around and fell out of bed , Oh
It just a dream ,a dream about love!
這是我們班剛演過的，關於愛和婚姻的，效果不錯（本來是我手寫的，打上去就有點錯誤的地方，可以修改）當然我是導演，編這玩意還真不好弄，尤其是圖片和背景音樂（光音樂我就找了三天）要搞笑的，把握住節奏，時間，祝你成功
❻ 搞笑英語話劇劇本
我們班剛演過 ，獲得了系裡一等獎(孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本) 雖然人物多了一個，可以有群眾演員嘛
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny』s mother(jmforshort)
劉母lunch』s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor』sson(msforshort)
強盜burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)
j:everybody says that i』m hen pecked, but in fact,i』m a strong tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is wusong.
譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。
(指著上台處的門大聲道)i』m not afraid of you!
譯：我才不怕你呢！
(內砸出一臉盆,j接住當成盾牌護著頭)then, i』m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕結束時,jm作竊聽狀)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(對門內)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):i』m here! what』s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law」.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what』s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your son. i』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)
l:mum, i』m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i』m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i』ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor』s son in the market.he said:「if your daughter
haven』t been married,i really really want to marry her!」now you are free again, i 』ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(驚愕):what? the mayor』s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(邊走邊道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh,i』m so hungry! but there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where』s my breakfast? where』slunch?hasn』t she got up yet?
j:mum, can』t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬禮):yes madam!
act4
(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry miss liulan next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(驚訝):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it』s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i』ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don』tyou? i』ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i』ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(j和三強盜躍至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l聽到j的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
l(驚喜萬分):johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身後的l，l暈倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）
(j與ms混戰，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)
(j將ms胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，關切地問):honey, how are you?
l(哭狀):i hurt a lot!
j:don』t cry baby.i』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
❼ 大學英語話劇
我自己編的，老師剛剛讓我們演的關於愛情和婚姻
有些許錯誤，可以糾正更改，做成PPT圖片和音樂搭配，注意時間的把握，演員的動作誇張點，出場時都弄個標志的動作音樂，效果不錯的，如果想要的話我這有原版的ppt，伴奏，圖片
I have a dream
【音樂起】Everyone has their own dreams，As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。And one day ，a miracle happened, I met an angel
（天使出現）音樂起【新聞聯播背景音樂】
獨白：As you can see， I am an angel ，an handsome and cool angel
——Do you want to buy Yiligao?【顯示圖片】一粒高
——NO
——Do you want to Accreditation?【顯示圖片】搞笑辦證
——No
——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie？【顯示圖片】犀利哥鳳姐
——No
——Oh,do you want a universal remote control？【顯示圖片】神奇遙控器
——What？ 參考電影《神奇遙控器》
——I am not suppose to do this ，but you seem like a good guy 。【顯示圖片】so I gonna have to just give it to you，Enjoy！【一塊半截磚】
—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…
——It will meet all your requirment
——Really?
（天使消失）
獨白：How could this？ I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe（按下按鈕）
上【邁克爾傑克遜的滑步】音樂
羅密歐；美女。beauty
朱麗葉；帥哥。handsome
羅密歐；你和我的前妻好像啊。You look like my ex-wife
朱麗葉；你前妻呢？Your ex-wife
羅密歐；服毒自殺了。She committed suicide taking poison
朱麗葉；我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
羅密歐；哦 太好了。看我帥嗎？oh good Do you feel I'm handsome?
Don't you want to be my girlfriend?
朱麗葉；讓我再想一下啊。let me see
羅密歐；好的，我等你。good， I will wait for you.
朱利葉：呵呵，我想好了，好的，我答應你。haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend!
羅密歐：那你和我一起去我家見我爸媽吧！that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents!
朱麗葉：沒問題！No problem!
到家之後
羅密歐：媽媽，這是我女朋友，朱，mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye!
朱麗葉：你好，伯母。hi,aunty!
伯母： 你好，你長的真漂亮!快坐吧，我去給你弄杯喝的！hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink， milk?
朱麗葉：謝謝！sure! thank you!
羅密哦：我的媽很好,對吧？my mun is kind,isn't she?
朱麗葉：真的很好！of course！
牛奶到；
朱麗葉：謝謝。thank you !
朱喝之後昏倒。
羅密歐： Oh! my God,my darling,my love!三鹿奶粉額 sanlu! fuck！
【顯示圖片】【悲傷音樂起】
But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white !
wake up, wake up…
S.w: did you wake me up .
p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you .
s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!
p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country!
【顯示圖片】皇宮
s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .
p:do you love me ?
s.w:of cours !
p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!
s.w :good ,let's go !
但是進了皇宮我才知道，原來王子喜歡上網，偷菜，打CF，和芙蓉姐姐聊天，沒有時間陪我，於是我決定離開，我登上了一條船，沒錯，這條船的名字就是泰坦尼克號，在船上我遇見了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐, no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him
【顯示圖片，音樂起】
【Jack上】
Hello, Jack.哈啰，傑克
I changed my mind.我改變主意了
They said you might be...聽說你在這里.
Shh.Give me your hand.噓...把手給我
Now close your eyes.現在閉上眼睛
Go on.快
Step up.站上來
Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛閉好，別偷看
I'm not.不會的
Do you trust me?你信任我嗎？
I trust you.我信任你
All right, open your eyes.好，張開眼睛
I'm flying! Jack!我在飛！傑克！
正當我們聊天時，泰坦尼克撞上了冰山，船沉了，Jack為了救我犧牲了，傷心的我按下第四個按鈕：天啊，賜給我個英雄吧，於是，蜘蛛俠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship，and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me
【顯示圖片，音樂起】
很快他也愛上我了，但是我發現，他整天救人卻沒時間陪我，於是我決定分手
He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up
【蜘蛛俠上】
You look beautiful， peonies哥送的不是花，是寂寞！ you ok？
M:How beautiful you』re!rose. Time』s gone,my heart will go on. 【音樂起】神秘園
W:Sorry!Listen to me,there』s something i have to say. We might as well break up.Our love have come an end.I』ve thought about it for a long time.
M:What?I love you more than I can say. Look,it』s my heart.
W:Accept it!I was lonely lonely lonely,where were you?
Frankly speaking,I have fallen in love with sb else！
He』s smarter and more homour than you.Free me away.
M:Please,please.Oh,my god!Tell me why!Tell me why!
經歷這么多的傷心事【音樂起】（海之女神）
我決定找一個可以託付的人結婚，於是我按下最後一個按鈕Gone through so much grief, I decided to find a person who can be entrusted to marry, so I pressed the last button
【音樂起】【圖片上】
Although I am ugly, but my heart is very tender雖然我很醜，但是我的心很溫柔，不要迷戀哥哥只是一個傳說Do not worship me ，i just a legend
對話【顯示圖片】【音樂起】大話西遊
once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
於是我們步入婚姻的殿堂So we entered the marriage hall
【音樂起】（豬八戒背媳婦）【牧師上】宣誓【結婚進行曲
正在這時，牛魔王殺到，【音樂起】
當牛魔王把劍刺向我胸口時，我一個翻身掉下了床，呵呵Just then, the Bull Demon King and immediate concern, when the Bull Demon sword stab my chest, I turn around and fell out of bed , Oh
It just a dream ,a dream about love!
中間的可以自己發揮聯想！祝你演出成功
❽ 搞笑英語話劇
荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本
旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』 you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）
荊軻
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荊軻
OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荊軻
Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音樂起
兩人沖上前來
「人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。。」
李莫愁倒地
荊軻大笑
李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?
荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要麼，需要麼？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荊軻再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?
荊柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹暈倒
荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?
荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荊柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荊柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荊柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What』s the TCM?
荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?
觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……
（《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。然後荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最後太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向後彎腰並抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。）
荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大話西遊》主題曲響起）
荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在後.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，並拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）
荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）
荊珂(流淚) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.
妻子:"I promise."
荊軻:"Never let go. 「
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的台詞。）
妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，
荊珂上船，漸漸遠去
妻子：It』s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
❾ 經典英語話劇劇本
白雪公主和七個小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音樂起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn』t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出場( 掃地,做清潔.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音樂起，皇後出場
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. I』m here now.
皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see her again.
獵人：Yes!
皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
獵人：Yes!
----音樂起
白雪：( 高興地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但猶豫著說 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t kill her!
白雪：( 看到後大聲哭叫)What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人： I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②開心果：Who is it?
③噴嚏精：Maybe it』s the ghost!
④瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老頑固：Maybe it』s the witch.
⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉. ①~⑦他們都驚叫起來
老學究：What a lovely child!
開心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒來 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齊說) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學究：If you look after our house.
開心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇後：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇後：Hahaha….Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What』s the matter?
老學究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭著揀一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音樂起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(謝幕)