英语表演剧本

A. 搞笑英语话剧剧本

我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛

焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)

prologue 序幕

(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！

(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？

act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)

act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!

act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulan next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

B. 关于英语表演的剧本

（I Am Hungry）

角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。

道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个。

Act 1
雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest.
No one is stronger than me.
Roar, roar!
小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.
雄狮：You are big now.
Be brave!
Go and find your own food.
小狮：But, I don’t know how.
雄狮：Do it like me.
Roar, roar! （怒吼）
小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!
雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿）
Go and do it now.
小狮：Yes, daddy.

Act 2
小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”）
Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away.
小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!（小声地）
小白兔：Do you want some carrots?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）
小狮：Thank you.
小白兔：Carrots are the best food.
小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, rabbit.
（还红萝卜给小白兔）
小白兔：You are welcome.
（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”
离开）

Act 3
三只小熊：（各拿着一碗粥，并唱着”Pease Porridge Hot”）
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old.
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old.
小狮：Hi, bears! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小声地）
小熊们：Do you want some porridge?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小熊递给小狮一碗粥）
小狮：Thank you.
小熊们：Porridge is the best food.
小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! It’s too hot.
I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, bears.
（将粥还给小熊）
小熊：You are welcome.
（小熊们边走边唱”Pease Porridge Hot”离开）

Act 4
小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
Just now I found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小声地）
小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）
小狮：Thank you.
小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.
小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard.
I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, squirrel.
（将花生还给小松鼠）
小松鼠：You are welcome.
（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）

Act 5
（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）
小女孩：Apple round.
Apple red.
Apple juicy.
Apple sweet.
Apple apple I love you.
Apple sweet I love to eat.
小狮：Hi, little girl! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!
小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
（苹果掉地上）
小狮：What is it?
（拿起来吃）
Mmm…, delicious!
I like it.
（小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家）

C. 英语表演剧本

奥运英语短剧剧本
[ 2007-8-13 21:48:00 | By: candiceゾ琼 ]

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Beijing is ready for the Olympics

(A peddler, Mary, Diana and Yangyang)

(In a free market)

小贩： Look look, see see. You say how much is how much.

Mary： What did she mean?

Diana：I don’t know. Let me ask her. Hey, What did you say?

小贩： Wh………What? I can’t say English good.

Diana：How strange she is. I think she doesn’t speak English. She speaks some foreign language, but not Chinese.

Mary： I think so too. Let’s go away!

Yang： Wait a moment! I think the peddler DID speak English, but she can’t speak very well. Let me be your interpreter, OK?

Mary： Good! Then I can understand what she just said.

Yang： 你刚才想对这位外国人说什么？

小贩： 我就是想让她买我的东西啊！

Yang： She wants you to buy her things.

Diana: Oh! What does she have?

Yang： 她问你，你有什么？

小贩： 一些中国的折伞。Chinese umbrella. Red. Beautiful!

Diana: Good! I’m looking for them! Do you have some other colors?

Yang： Oh. Red is really wonderful. Do you know Chinese color?

Mary： No.

Yang： It’s Red. Because red means good luck.

Diana：Why?

Yang： What color is fire?

Mary： Red.

Yang： Yes. In China, people believe fire can sweep away bad luck, so, red means good luck.

Diana: Oh, interesting. OK, I want this red one. How much is it?

小贩： 这句我明白了。Fifteen yuan.

Diana: That’s very cheap! I’ll buy it. Here is the money.

小贩： And, your umbrella!

Diana: Thank you.

Mary: Thank you for translating for us! Can you tell us your name please?

Yang： You are welcome! My name is Yangyang. Bye-bye!

Diana & Mary: See you.

(LATER)

Mary: That little student, Yangyang, really helped us a lot.

Diana: Yes! And I think Chinese people really changed a lot. They can speak English! Wow! That’s amazing!

Mary: They are ready for the 2008 Olympics.

Diana: I agree with you.

(A month later, in the Summer Palace)

小贩： Look at the Five Friendlies. They are so lovely.

Yang: Hey, yes, they are! Glad to meet you! Your English changed a lot. What did you do?

小贩： I have been studying English since the day I met you in the market.

Yang： I think now you have more buyers, right?

小贩： Yes. Because they can understand me!

Yang： Ha! That’s what I thought!

小贩： Everyone is preparing for the 2008 Olympic Games. And so am I. If I don’t study English, fewer people will buy my goods in 2008. I think that speaking English is full of fun. It’s not hard and it’s very useful.

Yang： If you don’t forget how to speak Chinese, then everything is fine!

小贩： Well, to tell you the truth. I DO forget how to speak Chinese!

Yang： What?! Are you kidding?

小贩： Yes, I am just joking. I won’t forget how to speak my native language.

(Later)

Diana: Look! Who is the student?

Mary: That’s our interpreter, Yangyang. Let’s say hello to her.

Diana: Hello, Yangyang, our interpreter! Do you remember us?

Yang： Oh, yes! We met in the free market that day! How nice to see you again! How are you?

Mary: We are fine, thank you! What are you doing here?

Yang： I’m just walking and enjoying the sun in the beautiful park.

Diana: Oh, great! We are going to have a picnic here. Would you like to join us?

Yang： Yes, of course! Let’s go.

(Later)

Yang： This is a good place for a picnic. Shall we sit here?

Diana: Yeah, good idea!

Yang： Wow! We’ve got many delicious foods!

Mary: Let’s enjoy them!

Diana: Can the peddler speak English now?

Yang： Yeah. And now her English is excellent.

Diana: Really? I think Chinese are really good at learning a new language.

Yang： You’re over praising us. Thank you.

Mary: Look at that! What’s that flying? Is it a beautiful swallow?

Yang： It is not a swallow, but it’s a kite of swallow!

Diana: Oh, God! I thought it was a real swallow too!

Yang： People in Beijing love swallow kites! Do you know the Five Friendlies of 2008 Beijing Olympics? Swallow is one of them.

Mary: Yeah! I love the Five Friendlies! They are so cute!

Diana: How beautiful the swallow kite is! And how blue and clear the sky is!

Yang： The sky of Beijing is getting bluer and clearer and the air is becoming better and better! You know before there were even sandstorms in Beijing!

Mary: Sandstorms are terrible! And I remember Beijing was also known for its polluted rivers.

Yang： That was true, but the government has been doing a lot to improve the environment in Beijing. Rivers are cleaned and lots of grass and trees and flowers are planted in the city.

Diana: Yeah, Beijing has changed greatly these years and that’s why we can enjoy the picnic with the beautiful environment here!

Mary: Beijing is ready for the Olympics! I really want to buy the Five Friendlies as the souvenir.

Yang： The peddler has! We can go to the peddler to have a look at the Five Friendlies. He is just over there.

Diana: Ok, let’s take everything and go!

(Later)

小贩： Hello! Have a look at the Five Friendlies!

Mary: Hello! Thank you! Is this green baby a panda?

小贩： Yes! He is Jingjing. He is the national animal of China. He lives in the green forest and he brings peace and happiness to the world.

Diana: I love him! And this must be a lovely antelope who is always fast and active!

Yang： You are right! His name is Yingying. Look at the fish, Beibei! You know, in Chinese culture, fish means a good harvest and it’s a symbol of a good year and a good life.

Mary: Interesting! Oh, I know this one! It’s fire! Red fire! The Chinese color, you told me last time! He can bring the world good luck!

小贩： The fire’s name is Huanhuan. And also look at the swallow Nini flying in the sky! When you put the names of the Five Friendlies together–Bei Jing Huan Ying Ni–they say “Welcome to Beijing”.

Diana: Wow! Wonderful idea!

Mary: I’ll buy them! How much are they?

小贩： 350 yuan.

Mary: Here you are! Thank you!

(Together): Beijing is ready for the Olympics! Welcome to Beijing!

D. 求一个英语表演的剧本，十分钟左右的

您好！
小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood
道具：篮子，玩具面包，狼的头饰、衣服，玩具尾巴，小红帽的帽子、衣服，妈妈的围裙。
A: Little Red Riding Hood’s mother
B: Little Red Riding Hood
C: Wolf
D: Grandmother
E：Farmer
A: Little Red Riding Hood! Come here. Take this basket to your Grandmother. There are sandwiches and there is a cake in the basket. Be careful! There is a wolf in the forest and he is very dangerous.
（Little Red Riding Hood walks in the forest. There are many big trees and beautiful flowers in the forest and the birds are singing. Little Red Riding Hood likes flowers and she picks them. She doesn’t see the wolf hiding behind the tree. The wolf is thinking!)
（The wolf meets Little Red Riding Hood.)
C/B: Hello!
C: Where are you going?
B: I’m going to my Grandmother’s house.
C: Oh! Where does she live?
B: She lives in a house in the forest.
C: That’s nice. OK. Goodbye! See you later.
B/C: Bye-bye! (The wolf runs to Grandmother’s house. He knocks on the door.)
D: Who’s that?
C: It’s me!
D: Who’me?
C: It’s Little Red Riding Hood!
D: Come in, dear!
The wolf goes into the house and eats Grandmother. The wolf gets into bed. He waits for Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood dances and sings in the forest. At last she comes to her grandmother’s house. She knocks on the door.)
C: Who’that?
B: It’s me.
C: Who’s me?
B: It’s Little Red Riding Hood.
C: Come in, my dear.
(Little Red Riding Hood goes into the house. She looks at the wolf in the bed.
B: What big ears you’ve got, Grandmother!
C: I want to hear you my dear.
B: What big eyes you’ve got, Grandmother.
C: I want to see you, my dear.
B: What big teeth you’ve got, Grandmother!
C: I want to eat you, my dear!
(The wolf jumps out of the bed. Little Red Riding Hood runs out of the house.)
B: (calls out) Help! Help!! Help!!!
(At this time, a farmer passes by. He kills the wolf. Little Red Riding Hood becomes safe and Grandmother jumps out of the wolf.)
[译文]
角色A：小红帽的妈妈
B：小红帽
C：狼
D：奶奶
E: 农夫
A: 小红帽！过来。把这个篮子给你奶奶送去。篮子里有一些三明治和一块大蛋糕。小心一些！森林里有一只狼，它很危险。
（小红帽走进森林。森林里有很多大树和美丽的花儿，鸟儿们在唱歌。小红帽很喜欢花儿，她采了很多花儿。她没有看见躲在树后面的狼。狼在想着坏主意。狼见到了小红帽。）
C：你好！
B：你好！
C：你去哪儿？
B：我要去奶奶家。
C：哦，她住在哪里呢？
B：她住在森林的屋子里。
C：那很好。好了，再见！过一会儿见。
B：再见！
C：再见！（狼跑到了奶奶家。它敲门。）
D：是谁呀？
C：是我。
D：我是谁呀？
C：我是小红帽！
D：进来吧，亲爱的！
（狼进到屋子里，把奶奶吃掉了。狼爬到床上。他等着小红帽。他饿了。小红帽在森林里一路唱歌跳舞，终于来到了奶家。她敲了敲门。）
C：是谁呀？
B：是我。
C：我是谁呀？
B：我是小红帽。
C：进来吧，亲爱的。
（小红帽走进屋子，他看见躺在床上的狼。）
B：奶奶，你的耳朵好大呀!
C：我想听见你的声音，亲爱的。
D：你的眼睛好大呀!
C：我想见到你，亲爱的。
D：奶奶，你的牙齿好大啊!
C：我想吃了你，亲爱的!
（狼从床上跳起来扑向小红帽，.小红帽跑出屋子。）
B:（喊到）救命呀!救命!!救命!!
（就在这个时候，一个农夫经过这里，他杀死了狼。小红帽安全了，奶奶也从狼的身子里跳了出来。）

SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场
S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?
音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场
Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !
Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .
猎 人 出 场
H: Yes, my queen
音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !
白雪顺利脱逃后
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.
音乐起，7个小矮人出场，
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\Somebody drank my water----
3\Someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!
D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.
皇后、魔镜出场
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出场、围着公主哭
Snow white wake up, wake up…
音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子唤醒公主，公主醒了
P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !
S.w: Thank you for your help !
P: My pleasure !
音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

希望以上信息可以帮到您

望采纳O(∩_∩)O谢谢

E. 经典英语话剧剧本

白雪公主和七个小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音乐起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出场( 扫地,做清洁.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音乐起，皇后出场
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔镜：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
猎人：Yes. I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
猎人：But she is the princess. …
皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.
猎人：Yes!
皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
猎人：Yes!
----音乐起
白雪：( 高兴地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪：( 看到后大声哭叫)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人： I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
猎人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②开心果：Who is it?
③喷嚏精：Maybe it’s the ghost!
④瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老顽固：Maybe it’s the witch.
⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来
老学究：What a lovely child!
开心果：How beautiful!
喷嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老顽固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒来 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齐说) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究：If you look after our house.
开心果：If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔镜： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇后：Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老学究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音乐起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(谢幕)

F. 求英文表演剧本

小编导语：小品是大家都比较喜爱的一种艺术形式。赵本山和小沈阳的小品《不差钱》完全算得上小品史上的经典之作。今天小编为你准备了小品《不差钱》的双语剧本，请你欣赏。
Got the Money Anyway
(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)
Play script by Cui Kai et al.
Characters
Uncle Zhao, acted by Zhao Benshan
Shenyang, acted by Shen He
CCTV Man, acted by Bi Fujian
Yadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)
小品：“不差钱”
(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
编创者 崔凯 等
表演者 赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤(毛毛)
(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
赵本山：到了。
毛毛： 到了。
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。
毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。
赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。
毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。
赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?
毛毛： 我没拿包啊。
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
毛毛： 这也不能够啊。
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
Uncle Zhao Here we are.
Yadar Here we are.
Uncle Zhao It's the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: "Scottish Tease / Fool."
Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.
Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. We're gonna have our meal here anyway.
Yadar But it's very expensive.
Uncle Zhao So whut? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?
Yadar What bag?
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.
Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? I'm goin' t'rough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
Yadar Still not enough.
Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter!

G. 英语话剧剧本

《新守株待兔》
人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]
树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]
兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.
[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?
农夫：Huh…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！
树：[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上。打呵欠]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉]（打鼾的声音）
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?
树：[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音：拨电话) Hello？
兔子B：Hello!It’s Jenny.
兔子A：Hey Jenny！
兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A：How are you?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle?
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He’s fine , too! How…
兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A：Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音，死去]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit！I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (作风情万种)beautiful! （自我陶醉）[转头看自己右手边，却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]
树：Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒，压倒兔子B]
兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的声音)
[农夫一觉醒来。看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]

H. 6人英语话剧剧本

又到了每天中午吃饭的时间了，各种插队现象络绎不绝。
现在上演女生版插队
B:"好多人啊!"
A:'中国的道路交通真得改改了!"
B:"哎,我想到一个问题,你知道司马迁是怎么死的吗?"
A:'不知道哎!"
B:"LONG,LONG
AGO,司马迁排队去买馄饨,因为人太多了,他便开始写<<史记.>>,等到他写完的时候,他前面只剩下一个人了,这时饭堂的阿姨却把出饭口给关了,司马迁就心脏病发,挂了."
A:"啊!?那我们，会不会像司马迁那样啊?
B;"不会,前面那个男生好傻哦!说不定可以玩玩他喔!"
A：（A同学拍拍正在发呆的C）“同学你好帅哦！你的头发很有型哎！”
B：“恩，（拼命点头）。还有眉毛很卡哇伊丫，还有还有，他长得好象周润发哦，对不对呀！
A:"不对,不对,因该是像吴克群."
B：“对哎,对哎！我是不是失明了呀？怎么没看见呢！？我真的很木啊！
C：（有些不好意思，在那儿笑）
A：“所以为了更好得看清你的帅气，我们可不可以站在你的前面呢？（很崇拜的样子）
C：“（已被冲昏了头脑，突然从口袋里掏出一面镜子，边照边摸自己的脸说：“呀！终于遇见伯乐了呀！这两位真是好眼力啊！想当年有一女生那是一见我就激动得在那儿抖啊！（一捋头发）可想而知我有多帅啊！”
A和B（切切私语，那肯定是一冬天，那女生冷的。”)
A：“上当咧！
B：“好笨喔！赶紧端完饭盘走人喽！（接着两位走入后台）
C：（还在那自恋）
（接着学生会干部出场，无须配音）
D、E：哈，哈，大家好，我们就是当年赤姹风云的学生会干部。
D揽着C说：“谁插队啦！（表情暧昧）
C、D、E同时指着A、B
A、B（马上僵在那里，B手上的书掉了下来，A手上的纸没掉）

I. 英语话剧剧本（短篇)

英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》

演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正剧：(P,K出场)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)

P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品

Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’.(作充满自信状)

P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’.

P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)

P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)

(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)

P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

M:Really.Idon’,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?

F:No,Ihaven’t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)

(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)

M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)

M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)

小品：“不差钱”

(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!

毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。

Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!

赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!

J. 【英语小品剧本】

SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 猎 人 出 场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ! 白雪顺利脱逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子唤醒公主，公主醒了 P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ! 音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞