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大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（这时，王子走了出来，向所有来宾鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子们走上前） 大臣（2）：（将头转向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皱起眉头）Mmm…I don’t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣们: （惊叹）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （众来宾惊恐地回过头） 旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，开始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love.
(12点的钟声猛然敲响了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Wait, miss, please wait! （追上去） 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一只鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!！ 士兵们: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! 士兵们: Yes, highness! 第四场布景：灰姑娘家的花园中
灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的帮助，变回了原样）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn’t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…
鸽子: Cinderella, don’t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! （猫和变回原样的狗点头附和）
灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的样子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven’t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼着小曲跳走了） 第五场布景：灰姑娘家
（士兵敲门） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam.
后妈: Good morning. What’s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 后妈:（笑着说）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身后招招手，让女儿（1）过来）
后妈女儿（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿开） 后妈女儿（2）: （跳着大喊）It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿开） 后妈: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（马上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走来） 后妈 :You? That’s impossible! （大喊着，做出“快滚”的手势） 后妈女儿（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE! （讥笑） 后妈女儿（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders’ time! （讽刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（轻轻把脚伸进去）Thank you! (试鞋,正好合适) 后妈和两个女儿：It couldn’t be Cinderella! It couldn’t be!! Maybe there’s something wrong, sir! （疯了一样大叫）
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白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we’ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(结巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
继母(假装洗衣服) :How cold the water! I’m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆)
(一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗)
(一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(凭空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻)
继母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven’t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人敛神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim’s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can’t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿书,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh
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小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry）
角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠头套、红萝卜、花生一把、苹果一个。
Act 1
雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest.
No one is stronger than me.
Roar, roar!
小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.
雄狮：You are big now.
Be brave!
Go and find your own food.
小狮：But, I don’t know how.
雄狮：Do it like me.
Roar, roar! （怒吼）
小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!
雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（ 露出尖利的牙齿）
Go and do it now.
小狮：Yes, daddy.
Act 2
小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, R
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abbit, Carrot Eater”）
Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away.
小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!（小声地）
小白兔：Do you want some carrots?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）
小狮：Thank you.
小白兔：Carrots are the best food.
小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, rabbit.
（还红萝卜给小白兔）
小白兔：You are welcome.
（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”
离开）
Act 3
小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut
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just now.
Just now I found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小声地）
小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?
小狮：Yes, please.
（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）
小狮：Thank you.
小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.
小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard.
I don’t like it.
Anyway, thank you, squirrel.
（将花生还给小松鼠）
小松鼠：You are welcome.
（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）
Act 4
（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）
小女孩：Apple round.
Apple red.
Apple juicy.
Apple sweet.
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Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone. B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher. A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution. A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one. B. Is it the problem of population increasing? A. No. C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming. A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because…… B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling! A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold. B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”? C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming. A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be graally flooded with water. Human will have no places to live. C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen. A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”? B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves. A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees. D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day! A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment. B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland! A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students! B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.
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❸ 英语话剧
英语话剧剧本：搞笑英语话剧：三笑三国 （7个人表演）
开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干
旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~
（赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）
夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children， stop there or i will kill you
（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）
赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人装腔作势打斗数招）
赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over
赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~
（曹操、蒋干二人上）
曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）
曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打
曹操：然后呢？What then?
蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible
（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）
（三人下）
第二幕:人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云
（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）
旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）
诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat
诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？
诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（赵云上）
张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
（张飞迎上）
张飞：子龙！ long
赵云：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three.
（张飞下）
赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid...
赵云：kao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
刘备：咳咳！
（赵云转身面向刘备）
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）
刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！！（阿斗摔下）
（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（惨烈地）
刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮
旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
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张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid
曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jing! (clenches teeth)
曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）（定格）
蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎么知道？How dou you know it?
蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's ty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
（张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打败了 （蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？
Why does that coward become so brave?
张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
（夏侯敦跃起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
曹操：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
蒋干：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking!
蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！！（转过身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声）
曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格）
（诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）
诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
刘备：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳）
张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝）
刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。
赵云：好的！ ok
（赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停）
（张飞、赵云二人下）
旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is
《Only You》.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~)。
❹ 英文话剧
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http://4english.cn/movies/index.htm
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http://bbs.exue.com.cn/viewthread.php?tid=82299&extra=page%3D6&page=1
这个网站,每天都更新,
世纪论坛:http://www.889977.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=21
❺ 英语7人小话剧
I have a dream
【音乐起】（舒缓的背景音乐）Everyone has their own dreams，As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。And one day ，a miracle happened, I met an angel
（天使出现）音乐起【公映许可背景音乐】
独白：As you can see， I am an angel ，an handsome and cool angel
——Do you want to buy Yiligao?【显示图片】（一粒高）
——NO
——Do you want to Accreditation?【显示图片】（办证）
——No
——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie？【显示图片】（犀利哥凤姐）
——No
——Oh,do you want a universal remote control？【显示图片】（遥控器）
——What？ （参考电影《神奇遥控器》）
——I am not suppose to do this ，but you seem like a good guy 。【显示图片】so I gonna have to just give it to you，Enjoy！【一块半截砖】
—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…
——It will meet all your requirment
——Really?
（天使消失）
独白：How could this？ I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe（按下按钮）
【上】第一场景：罗密欧与茱丽叶
罗密欧；美女。beauty
朱丽叶；帅哥。handsome
罗密欧；你和我的前妻好像啊。You look like my ex-wife
朱丽叶；你前妻呢？Your ex-wife
罗密欧；服毒自杀了。She committed suicide taking poison
朱丽叶；我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
罗密欧；哦 太好了。看我帅吗？oh good Do you feel I'm handsome?
Don't you want to be my girlfriend?
朱丽叶；让我再想一下啊。let me see
罗密欧；好的，我等你。good， I will wait for you.
朱利叶：呵呵，我想好了，好的，我答应你。haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend!
罗密欧：那你和我一起去我家见我爸妈吧！that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents!
朱丽叶：没问题！No problem!
到家之后
罗密欧：妈妈，这是我女朋友，朱，mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye!
朱丽叶：你好，伯母。hi,aunty!
伯母： 你好，你长的真漂亮!快坐吧，我去给你弄杯喝的！hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink， milk?
朱丽叶：谢谢！sure! thank you!
罗密哦：我的妈很好,对吧？my mun is kind,isn't she?
朱丽叶：真的很好！of course！
牛奶到；
朱丽叶：谢谢。thank you !
朱喝之后昏倒。
罗密欧： Oh! my God,my darling,my love! 三鹿奶粉sanlu! fuck！
【显示图片】【悲伤音乐起】（领导人去世哀悼音乐）
But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】
第二场景：白马王子与灰姑娘
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white !
wake up, wake up…
S.w: did you wake me up .
p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you .
s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!
p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country!
【显示图片】皇宫
s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .
p:do you love me ?
s.w:of cours !
p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!
s.w :good ,let's go !
但是进了皇宫我才知道，原来王子喜欢上网，偷菜，打CF，和芙蓉姐姐聊天，没有时间陪我，于是我决定离开，我登上了一条船，没错，这条船的名字就是泰坦尼克号，在船上我遇见了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐, no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him
【显示图片，音乐起】
【Jack上】泰坦尼克号音乐
Hello, Jack.哈啰，杰克
I changed my mind.我改变主意了
They said you might be...听说你在这里.
Shh.Give me your hand.嘘...把手给我
Now close your eyes.现在闭上眼睛
Go on.快
Step up.站上来
Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛闭好，别偷看
I'm not.不会的
Do you trust me?你信任我吗？
I trust you.我信任你
All right, open your eyes.好，张开眼睛
I'm flying! Jack!我在飞！杰克！
要有动作，搞笑点的
正当我们聊天时，泰坦尼克撞上了冰山，船沉了，Jack为了救我牺牲了，伤心的我按下第四个按钮：天啊，赐给我个英雄吧，于是，蜘蛛侠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship，and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me
【显示图片，音乐起】（紧张节奏音乐）
很快他也爱上我了，但是我发现，他整天救人却没时间陪我，于是我决定分手
He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up
【蜘蛛侠上】（借鉴电影《蜘蛛侠3》
You look beautiful， peonies哥送的不是花，是寂寞！ you ok？
M:How beautiful you’re!rose. Time’s gone,my heart will go on. 【音乐起】神秘园 the song from ..
W:Sorry!Listen to me,there’s something i have to say. We might as well break up.Our love have come an end.I’ve thought about it for a long time.
M:What?I love you more than I can say. Look,it’s my heart.
W:Accept it!I was lonely lonely lonely,where were you?
Frankly speaking,I have fallen in love with sb else！
He’s smarter and more homour than you.Free me away.
M:Please,please.Oh,my god!Tell me why!Tell me why!
经历这么多的伤心事【音乐起】（海之女神）
我决定找一个可以托付的人结婚，于是我按下最后一个按钮Gone through so much grief, I decided to find a person who can be entrusted to marry, so I pressed the last button
【音乐起】【图片上】（大话西游
Although I am ugly, but my heart is very tender虽然我很丑，但是我的心很温柔，不要迷恋哥哥只是一个传说Do not worship me ，i just a legend
对话【显示图片】【音乐起】
once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
于是我们步入婚姻的殿堂So we entered the marriage hall
【音乐起】（猪八戒背媳妇）【牧师上】宣誓音乐（结婚进行曲）
正在这时，牛魔王杀到，【音乐起】
当牛魔王把剑刺向我胸口时，我一个翻身掉下了床，呵呵Just then, the Bull Demon King and immediate concern, when the Bull Demon sword stab my chest, I turn around and fell out of bed , Oh
It just a dream ,a dream about love!
这是我们班刚演过的，关于爱和婚姻的，效果不错（本来是我手写的，打上去就有点错误的地方，可以修改）当然我是导演，编这玩意还真不好弄，尤其是图片和背景音乐（光音乐我就找了三天）要搞笑的，把握住节奏，时间，祝你成功
❻ 搞笑英语话剧剧本
我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulan next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
❼ 大学英语话剧
我自己编的，老师刚刚让我们演的关于爱情和婚姻
有些许错误，可以纠正更改，做成PPT图片和音乐搭配，注意时间的把握，演员的动作夸张点，出场时都弄个标志的动作音乐，效果不错的，如果想要的话我这有原版的ppt，伴奏，图片
I have a dream
【音乐起】Everyone has their own dreams，As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。And one day ，a miracle happened, I met an angel
（天使出现）音乐起【新闻联播背景音乐】
独白：As you can see， I am an angel ，an handsome and cool angel
——Do you want to buy Yiligao?【显示图片】一粒高
——NO
——Do you want to Accreditation?【显示图片】搞笑办证
——No
——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie？【显示图片】犀利哥凤姐
——No
——Oh,do you want a universal remote control？【显示图片】神奇遥控器
——What？ 参考电影《神奇遥控器》
——I am not suppose to do this ，but you seem like a good guy 。【显示图片】so I gonna have to just give it to you，Enjoy！【一块半截砖】
—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…
——It will meet all your requirment
——Really?
（天使消失）
独白：How could this？ I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe（按下按钮）
上【迈克尔杰克逊的滑步】音乐
罗密欧；美女。beauty
朱丽叶；帅哥。handsome
罗密欧；你和我的前妻好像啊。You look like my ex-wife
朱丽叶；你前妻呢？Your ex-wife
罗密欧；服毒自杀了。She committed suicide taking poison
朱丽叶；我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
罗密欧；哦 太好了。看我帅吗？oh good Do you feel I'm handsome?
Don't you want to be my girlfriend?
朱丽叶；让我再想一下啊。let me see
罗密欧；好的，我等你。good， I will wait for you.
朱利叶：呵呵，我想好了，好的，我答应你。haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend!
罗密欧：那你和我一起去我家见我爸妈吧！that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents!
朱丽叶：没问题！No problem!
到家之后
罗密欧：妈妈，这是我女朋友，朱，mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye!
朱丽叶：你好，伯母。hi,aunty!
伯母： 你好，你长的真漂亮!快坐吧，我去给你弄杯喝的！hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink， milk?
朱丽叶：谢谢！sure! thank you!
罗密哦：我的妈很好,对吧？my mun is kind,isn't she?
朱丽叶：真的很好！of course！
牛奶到；
朱丽叶：谢谢。thank you !
朱喝之后昏倒。
罗密欧： Oh! my God,my darling,my love!三鹿奶粉额 sanlu! fuck！
【显示图片】【悲伤音乐起】
But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white !
wake up, wake up…
S.w: did you wake me up .
p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you .
s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!
p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country!
【显示图片】皇宫
s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .
p:do you love me ?
s.w:of cours !
p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!
s.w :good ,let's go !
但是进了皇宫我才知道，原来王子喜欢上网，偷菜，打CF，和芙蓉姐姐聊天，没有时间陪我，于是我决定离开，我登上了一条船，没错，这条船的名字就是泰坦尼克号，在船上我遇见了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐, no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him
【显示图片，音乐起】
【Jack上】
Hello, Jack.哈啰，杰克
I changed my mind.我改变主意了
They said you might be...听说你在这里.
Shh.Give me your hand.嘘...把手给我
Now close your eyes.现在闭上眼睛
Go on.快
Step up.站上来
Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛闭好，别偷看
I'm not.不会的
Do you trust me?你信任我吗？
I trust you.我信任你
All right, open your eyes.好，张开眼睛
I'm flying! Jack!我在飞！杰克！
正当我们聊天时，泰坦尼克撞上了冰山，船沉了，Jack为了救我牺牲了，伤心的我按下第四个按钮：天啊，赐给我个英雄吧，于是，蜘蛛侠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship，and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me
【显示图片，音乐起】
很快他也爱上我了，但是我发现，他整天救人却没时间陪我，于是我决定分手
He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up
【蜘蛛侠上】
You look beautiful， peonies哥送的不是花，是寂寞！ you ok？
M:How beautiful you’re!rose. Time’s gone,my heart will go on. 【音乐起】神秘园
W:Sorry!Listen to me,there’s something i have to say. We might as well break up.Our love have come an end.I’ve thought about it for a long time.
M:What?I love you more than I can say. Look,it’s my heart.
W:Accept it!I was lonely lonely lonely,where were you?
Frankly speaking,I have fallen in love with sb else！
He’s smarter and more homour than you.Free me away.
M:Please,please.Oh,my god!Tell me why!Tell me why!
经历这么多的伤心事【音乐起】（海之女神）
我决定找一个可以托付的人结婚，于是我按下最后一个按钮Gone through so much grief, I decided to find a person who can be entrusted to marry, so I pressed the last button
【音乐起】【图片上】
Although I am ugly, but my heart is very tender虽然我很丑，但是我的心很温柔，不要迷恋哥哥只是一个传说Do not worship me ，i just a legend
对话【显示图片】【音乐起】大话西游
once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
于是我们步入婚姻的殿堂So we entered the marriage hall
【音乐起】（猪八戒背媳妇）【牧师上】宣誓【结婚进行曲
正在这时，牛魔王杀到，【音乐起】
当牛魔王把剑刺向我胸口时，我一个翻身掉下了床，呵呵Just then, the Bull Demon King and immediate concern, when the Bull Demon sword stab my chest, I turn around and fell out of bed , Oh
It just a dream ,a dream about love!
中间的可以自己发挥联想！祝你演出成功
❽ 搞笑英语话剧
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’ you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
❾ 经典英语话剧剧本
白雪公主和七个小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音乐起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出场( 扫地,做清洁.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音乐起，皇后出场
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔镜：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
猎人：Yes. I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
猎人：But she is the princess. …
皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.
猎人：Yes!
皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
猎人：Yes!
----音乐起
白雪：( 高兴地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但犹豫着说 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪：( 看到后大声哭叫)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人： I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
猎人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②开心果：Who is it?
③喷嚏精：Maybe it’s the ghost!
④瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老顽固：Maybe it’s the witch.
⑦手拿烛光照到白雪的脸. ①~⑦他们都惊叫起来
老学究：What a lovely child!
开心果：How beautiful!
喷嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老顽固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒来 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齐说) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究：If you look after our house.
开心果：If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔镜： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇后：Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老学究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭着拣一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音乐起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(谢幕)