英語短劇

㈠ 英語短劇

小劇本-----小紅帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一場： Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.

Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子採花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma』s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6隻鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We』 re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma』s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma』 s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it』s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It』s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I』ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I』ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It』s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拚命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It』s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where』s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don』t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear
Tiger: I』m a great tiger. I』m very strong. I』m very brave. I』m the king of the forest.But now I』m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I』ll die immediately. Oh, there』s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)

Fox: I』m a fox. You can see, I』m pretty and lovely. I』m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!

Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.

Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?

Tiger: Not so good. I』m very hungry now. I want to eat you.

Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I』m the king of the forest! I』m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.

Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can』t belive her. I』m the king of the forest here.

Fox: If you don』t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.

Tiger: Ok. Let』s go.

Rabbit: I』m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It』s too hard. I can』t pull it out.

Bird: I』m a bird.

Rabbit: Hi!

Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?

Rabbit: Yes, please.

Frog: I』m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?

R&B: Yes, come on!

Frog : Ok! I』m coming!

Bear: I』m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?

R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.

Bear: Ok! I』m coming.

Fox: Hello, Bear!

Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

Fox: Hello, Frog!

Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

Fox: Hello, Bird!

Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

Fox: Hello, Rabbit!

Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!

Tiger: Yes, you are right. It』s true. I』m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That』s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.

Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me

April Fool's Day
愚人節

(N：講述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：媽媽；U：醜男；D1：大女兒；D2：小女兒；S：科學家；king國王)

N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
許多年以前的四月一日，有個嬰孩誕生了，他老爸給他取名為「愚男」，除他媽媽，沒人喜歡他。時間過的真快啊！
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
媽媽，我十八歲了，我要離開這個家了。

Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
好的，但要時不時回家看望我哈。這是一瓶酒，一塊乾麵包。記住：要照顧好自己啊。再見了！

N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
他走到一座森林，遇到一個醜八怪的男人。

U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
你好！我又餓又干，請給我些喝的和吃的，怎麼樣？

F: Ok, here.
好的。給。

U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
喔，多謝了！好，我要走了。哦，這根手杖給你，會給你帶來好運的。一路好運！

N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
愚男來到一棟餐館，老闆有兩個女兒，她們發現那根手杖閃閃發光。

D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，卻被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃驚地）
喔，好漂亮的手杖啊！我想要，真是太棒了！！！(上前抓木棒，卻被粘在上面)啊，老天啊！我放不開它了！(吃驚地)

D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
姐姐，你在那做啥啊？你自個兒想要那根手杖？不行，我要有一份！我們都是父母的女兒，我必須跟你一樣要有一分！（走向木棒）

D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
別來！別來！危險！

D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
你來得，我也來得！（也被粘在木棒上）啊，老天啊！我怎麼啦？

D1: What a pity!
真可惜！

N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girls followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
愚男一點都不在意，吃了飯之後，他拿起那根手杖就離開了飯館。當然，那兩個女孩就跟著他。來到一塊田的時候，他們遇到一位科學家。

S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
啊！太可怕了！你姐妹倆跟著一個男孩，你們怎麼這么傻啊！我帶你們回家，把這個男孩送到警察局去。（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊！糟糕！太糟糕啦！

N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
幾天之後，他們來到一個陌生的國度。國王有個女兒，但她從來不笑。

King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
要是誰能讓她笑，那她就是他的妻子。

F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
我來看看。或許我能呢。

N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
這樣他們就去看望她。她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑個不停。

k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?
好的，你讓她笑了，現在讓我們看看你的生辰八字，你哪天出生的？

F: April 1.
四月一日。

K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
哦！多麼棒的孩子！你知道我們國家的名字嗎？我告訴你吧，叫「愚蠢世界」。非常適合你，對不？

N: The result is ——The foolman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
結果是愚男跟他妻子一起幸福的過了一輩子直到死。這就是我們有這樣的一個假日的緣由：「愚人節」。

這一些希望可以幫住你!

㈡ 英語話劇劇本（短篇)

英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》

演員:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正劇：(P,K出場)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican』twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don』tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作開電視狀)

P:HaHa!It』sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高興狀)搞笑小品

Ohno!「TheEnd!」WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀)OldKing!?(對K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顧右盼狀)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I』.(作充滿自信狀)

P：Really!OK!Now,let』swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it』sunfitforyou……(作猶豫狀)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon』tkeepyourpromise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作為難狀)Butpleasebequite,I』.

P:Don』ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信狀)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高聲喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁聲狀).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天經地義狀)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪狀)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let』,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢狀)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作驚異狀)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若無其事狀)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作無奈狀)

P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let』sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意氣風發狀)

(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn』tyourtrick!?(作氣憤狀)

P:(作陽痿狀)Mummy,it』snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)

M:Idon』tbelieveit.(作嚴肅狀)Dad,isn』treallythat?(詢問K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican』timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)

M:Really.Idon』,whotaughthim.(作懷疑狀)Dear,isn』tyou?

F:No,Ihaven』t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)

(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(邊揮汗邊說冷)

M:No,it』ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)

M:Pirate,what』sbehindyou?(疑問狀)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作驚恐狀)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作氣憤狀)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂臉作害怕狀)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What』sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(氣憤狀)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降狀)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博學狀)

M:Dad,don』tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(誠懇狀)

小品：「不差錢」

(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調情~~~

趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調!!

毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情調(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。

Uncle Zhao It』s ok. Waiter!

趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!

㈢ 搞笑的英語短劇

送個兩個 ，你自己選一個，第一個比較搞笑 ，第二個比較簡單 你自己看著辦 ，但願有你喜歡的 ！

英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》

Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny』smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch』smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor』sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue本文轉自：www.coffbar.com小品劇本，簡歷封面，免費電影

(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I』m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my wife is WuSong.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』m not afraid of you!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell(地獄)! (內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
MyGod!Who can help me?(下)

Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』m here!What』s up mum?
JM:I『ve told you again and again that you should call me「my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law」.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what』s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,don』tyou?(開始解圍裙)Go and ask your son.I』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)

Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I』m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And
I』ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor』s son in the market.He said:「If your daughter Haven『t been married,I really really want to marry her!」Now you are free again,I』ll go and tell him.(下)
L(驚愕):What?The mayor』s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done (下)

Act3本文轉自：

(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch! Lunch !Where are my socks? (走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下) Er!How smelly!They are still
dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』m so hungry!But there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where』s my breakfast?Where』s Lunch?Hasn』t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can』t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬禮):Yes madam!

Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Hey you!Stop and Listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is 1mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It』s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I』ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don』t you?I』ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I』ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)

Act5

(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,how are you?
L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!
J:Don』t cry baby.I』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音樂起 Can You Celebrate)

2、英語短劇：小兔子乖乖
時間：陽光明媚的星期天早晨

地點：鳥語花香的動物王國

人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog

旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高興極了。在小河邊，他碰到了Miss Cat。

Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．Whatre you doing？

Cat：（急得抓耳撓腮）Hello，Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry，but I cant get it．

Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．

（Little Duck跳進水裡，一會兒就幫Miss Cat抓到了魚。）

Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal．

Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind．

Duck：Thats all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！

Cat：Bye-bye！

（Little Duck繼續趕路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，連忙跑過去。）

Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk．

Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you．

（Little Duck拿出一條手帕幫Miss Rabbit包紮好傷口，然後扶著她回家。）

Duck：Dontworry，Miss Rabbit．Youll getwellsoon．

Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．Its so kind of you．

Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye！

Rabbit：Good-bye！

（Little Duck唱著歌又開始上路了，走著走著，他看到Mr Dog坐在家門口，看上去非常著急。）

Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？

Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．ButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do．

Duck：Dont worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you．

（Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信遞給Little Duck，Little Duck很仔細地將信的內容讀給Mr Dog聽。）

Dog：（滿意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．Its really very kind of you．

Duck：Youre welcome，Mr Dog．（抬頭看看掛在半空中的太陽）But I must go now．Im going to see my grandmother．

Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的頭）Dont worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home．

Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog．

（Mr Dog馱著Little Duck一路歡歌笑語向外婆家跑去……）

㈣ 英語3-5分鍾的短劇

很簡單的,看看吧.

英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景

Scene1（At Salesman』s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don』t know why.The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)

M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)

Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.

希望對你有幫助

㈤ 經典英語話劇劇本

白雪公主和七個小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音樂起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn』t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出場( 掃地,做清潔.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音樂起，皇後出場
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. I』m here now.
皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see her again.
獵人：Yes!
皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
獵人：Yes!
----音樂起
白雪：( 高興地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但猶豫著說 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t kill her!
白雪：( 看到後大聲哭叫)What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人： I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②開心果：Who is it?
③噴嚏精：Maybe it』s the ghost!
④瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老頑固：Maybe it』s the witch.
⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉. ①~⑦他們都驚叫起來
老學究：What a lovely child!
開心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒來 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齊說) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學究：If you look after our house.
開心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇後：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇後：Hahaha….Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What』s the matter?
老學究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭著揀一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音樂起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(謝幕)

㈥ 英語話劇劇本，帶翻譯

旁白(Aside
)/介紹（Introction）：
Long
ago
there
was
a
crazy
country,
in
this
crazy
country
there
were
some
crazy
people,
trying
to
show
the
crazy
history
by
crazy
ways.
在很久很久以前，有個瘋狂的國度住著一群瘋狂的人，用瘋狂的方式給人們講述著瘋狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr
Jingke
was
the
most
famous
swordsman
and
was
sent
to
kill
king
of
Qing,
「Yingzheng」.
But
finally
he
failed.
Do
you
want
to
know
what
happened
at
that
time?
Okay,
next
show
will
tell
you
the
truth.
聞名遐邇的刀客，荊軻先生，被委以刺殺秦始皇嬴政的任務。但最終還是失敗鳥。你想知道當時的情形如何嗎？好，下面的我們將給你呈現當時真實的一幕。Action
I
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror,
mirror,
tell
me,
who
is
the
most
pretty
man
in
the
world?
(畫外音：It』s
you,
Prince
Dan!
太子丹高興狀)
Thank
u
mirror!
（面對觀眾）
I』m
Prince
Dan,
the
magic
mirror
said
I
am
the
most
attractive
man
in
the
world.
But
Ying
Zheng
is
a
jealous
guy,
I
feel
he
will
kill
me
if
mirror
told
him
the
truth.
I
am
so
scared.
So
what
can
I
do?
(向幕里大叫)
Where
is
my
minister?
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：魔鏡魔鏡告訴我，天下男人誰最美？
(畫外音：是你是你太子丹
太子丹高興狀)
非常感謝，我的魔鏡
（面對觀眾）
我是太子丹，魔鏡告訴我說我是天下最美的男人
但是嬴政老小子嫉妒於我，倘若給他從魔鏡那兒得知了真相，必要追殺於我
。太可怕了，我該咋辦啦？
(向幕里大叫)
我的小弟們呢，哪兒去了？
阿三(畢恭畢敬)
:
Honey,
I
am
coming
親耐滴老大，我來也。太子丹：I』ve
told
you
again
and
again
that
you
should
call
me
「my
most
beautiful、graceful
、handsome、charming、cute、smart
and
dearest
Prince
Dan」!我怎麼告訴你的，以後見到我要喊「我最最漂亮，瀟灑，帥氣，和藹，可愛，機靈和尊敬的太子丹殿下」，你又忘了！阿三：Sure,
honey!
I
have
a
good
idea.
We
can
find
a
hero
to
kill
YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）了解，親耐滴！我有個好主意。我們找個大英雄去刺殺嬴政。太子：Oh
yeah~~~.
What
is
the
most
expensive
commodity
in
this
century?
Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）
Good
idea!
But
who
is
the
right
candidate?妙計！那麼誰是最佳人選捏？阿三：After
screening
I
have
two
promising
persons
on
hand.
One
is
Miss
LiMoChou,
the
other
is
Mr
JinKe.
Tomorrow
they
will
PK
for
the
NO1
killer
of
the
world.眼下我有倆在冊人手，一個名曰李莫愁，另一個便是荊軻。明天他們講通過PK來角逐最佳殺手稱號！太子：Well,
show
me
the
winner
as
soon
as
possible,
OK?那行，動作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.著！

㈦ 英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本推薦：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被縛的普羅米修斯》、《鳥》。

1、《威尼斯商人》

威尼斯商人是由英國戲劇家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，是具有諷刺意味的喜劇。 大約在1596年至1597年間製作的。

該劇的情節通過三個線索得以展現：一個是Portia選擇親戚的方式；另一個是Portia選擇親戚的方式。 一個是傑西卡和羅蘭多的愛與私奔。

5、《鳥》

「鳥」是阿里斯托芬斯（公元前414年）的傑作之一，它是唯一一部以神話和幻想為主題的喜劇。 在劇中，兩個雅典人和一群鳥兒在天地之間建立了「雲端國家」。 國家是理想的社會，貧富不分，沒有剝削，勞動是生存的唯一條件。

㈧ 英語小短劇

Jump, Jump,Little Bear
人物：B——Bear C——Cat D——Dog M____Monkey N___Narrator R___Rabbit
道具：兔子、熊、猴、狗的頭飾各一個。
跳桿，哨子，星星，音樂
Scene One ：On the Sportes Ground
N：Little Bear Monkey,Rabbit and Cat are good student』s like PE. He doesn』like the high jump very much ,so he never pass the high jump test.
（動物們先後出場）
B: Hi I』m a little bear.I』m Belly.
M: Hi I』m a little monkey.You can call me Millie.I like PE lesson.(輕松的跳起)
R：I』m a little rabbit .You can call me Lily.Ican jump ,jump,jump.(歡快地跳起)
C: I』m a little cat. I』m Mimi.(向其他動物朋友打招呼)Hello,how are you?
B, M & R: Fine ,thank you. And you?
C: I』m fine ,too.
B: I don』t like EP lesson ,I can』t jump high.I never pass the high jump test.
C: You should be brave.
M: I』m sure you can jump.
(體育老師Ms Dog 上場)
C:Be quier,Ms Dog is coming.
D:Good morning boys and girls.
B,M,R &C: Good morning Ms Dog.
D:Attention. At ease. Today we are going to have a high jump resr.Are you ready?
M,R &C:Yes, we are ready.
(動物們都開心地回答，唯獨Little Bear低著頭.)
D:Now,who is firsr?
M:IT』S ME,Millie.
D:One,two,three,go!
M（輕輕一躍跳過去了)I』m good ai jump_ing.
D:Nexr,Lily.
R: OK,
D:One,two,three, go!
R:（飛快地跳過去）Jumping is ersy.
D:Mimi,it』s your turn now.
C:Yes.
D:One,two,three,go!
C:（輕而易舉地跳了過去）Ah,it』s very easy.
D: Now,Belly,you,please.
B:（膽怯地）Mm,mm.(雙腳怎麼也邁不開)
Oh,it』s too hard. (嗚嗚地哭)I can』t do that.
M,R & C:Can wu jump for him?
D:No,you can』t,but you can help him.
M R &C:Yes,it』s good idea.We can help him after class.
MR&C:Don』t cry.Don』t cry.We can help you.
B:Thank you.
D:Class is over.
B,M,R&C:Goodbye,Ms Dog.
Scene Two In the Forest
N:Belly』s friends try their best to help him.They help Belly do exercise,run and jump.Belly becomes stronger and stronger.
B:Hello,everyone.
M,R&C:Hi.Belly.
C:Let』s do morning exercise.Now ,follow me.
M,R&C:Left,left,right,right.Turn around.Go,go ,go……
R:Now,stop here.Let』s run.
C:One,two,three,four,come in and close the door.Five,six,seven,eight,go to school and don』t be late.Nine,ten,nine,ten,learn English again and again.
M:Hi,everyone.Come here.
B,R&C:Oh,many stars.Thay are so beautiful.
M:Look at the stars.Which one do you like?You can get it.
B:I like the stars,but I can』t get them.
M:Belly,jump like me.Please try.
M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on,Belly.
B:Yes,I can get the star.Thant you. Thant you.
Scene Three On the Sports Ground
B:I can jump. I can jump.
D:Hello,childeren.
M,R&C:Hello,Ms Dog.
D:Is evenyone here?
M:Yes.
R:No,no,no.Belly is not here.
D:Where is Belly?
C:Look.He』s over there.He』s jumping.He can jump.
D:Let』s go and have a look.
B:Oh,hello,Ms Dog.Hello friends.
D:One,two,three,go!
B:Ok,Ms Dog.
M,R&C:Come on,Belly. Come on. Come on.
B:Hooray!
M,R&C:He can jump now. He can jump now.
D:Good,Belly.You are brave now.Boy and girls,you』re all great,too.Good friends should help each other, right?
B,M,R&C:Right!
D:Let』s cheer up!Ok?(Ok)

英語短劇集
拔蘿卜
(地里長著一個大蘿卜)
Turnip: I am a turnip.I'm big. I'm ripe now.
(這時小英和Framk走了過來)
Children: Good morning,big Turnip.
Turnip:Good morning!Look, I'm ripe now. Please pull me up.
Children: All right. Let's try. One two,three!One, two ,three.
(兩人精疲力竭,沒有把蘿卜拔出來)
xiao ying: Oh, BIg Turnip, You are too big.
Frank: We can't pull you up.
(爺爺和奶奶走了過來)
Turnip: Look, Grandpa and Grandma are coming.
xiao ying: How are you, Grandpa?
Frank: How are you, Grandma?
Grandpa and grandma: Fine,thank you.And you?
Children: We are fine too.Thank you.
Turnip: Dear Granpa and Grandma. I am ripe. Please pull me up.
Xiao ying: Please help us.
Frank: Let's pull it up together.
Grandpa: All right.
Grandma: Let's try.
All: One,two,three.
One, two ,three.
(膨的一聲,大蘿卜破土而出)
Turnip: Aha! I'm out. I'm out. How happy I am! Thank you,Grandpa and
Grandma. Thank you, little frieds.
xiao ying: Let's sing and dance.
The others: Great! Let's.
All: The more we get together, together,together....(the ead)
(注:Turnip:蘿卜
ripe:成熟的
pull...up把...拔起來
together 共同
the others 其他

龜兔賽跑
(一天早晨,在鄉間的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 見面了.)
Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?
Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?
Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?
Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...
Rabbit:(面露譏笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?
Tortoise:(一臉真誠的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss
Rabbit,Ok?
Rabbit: OK!(手指著遠處的一棵大樹)Can you see that big apple tree over there?
Tortoise: (奮力伸長了脖子想遠處看,然後慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.
Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?
Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?
Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)
Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the
line,please.
(兔子和烏龜站在同一起跑線上做准備賽跑狀)Are...you...ready?
Rabbit and Tortoise: (異口同聲)Yes, I'm ready.
Parrot: One, two ,three. Go!
(兔子撒腿向前面的大蘋果樹跑去,而烏龜則在後面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)
Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨樹附近,回頭看烏龜)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind
me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.
Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨樹附近,左顧右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is
over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然後又慢慢的向前爬去)
rabbit:(一覺醒來, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的雙眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go
and see!(飛快的想目的地-----大蘋果樹跑去.大蘋果樹下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已經等待多時了)
Parrot and tortoise:(異口同聲)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.
Rabbit:(滿臉羞愧)I had a rest just now.
Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.
Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.

小貓釣魚
道具:頭飾、魚桿、水桶、板凳。
錄音：旁白音樂錄音，泉水聲、小鳥就聲，蝴蝶、蜻蜓飛舞音樂。
人物：老貓，小貓、蜻蜓、蝴蝶、旁白者。
英語歌曲：The number song and Boys and girls.
Mother cat----M
Baby cat-----BA.
Dragonfly-----D
butterfly-----BF
旁白：（配樂）
Today is a pleasant day. The sun is shining.The sky is clear and blue. And
the clouds are drifting about. The breeze is singing a sweet song. Birds
are twittering. It's pleasing to the ear.The day is beautiful.
BA: Oh, Mummy. It's a fine day today. Let's go fishing, OK?'
M: OK, A good idea!
(小貓、老貓扛著魚桿，帶著板凳，水桶。。。。出場）
旁白：LIsten .The baby is too glad ot sing a song.
BA: 小貓蹦蹦跳跳的唱歌。The number song----let's go fishing.
旁白： They get to a little river.
BA: Mum, I think it's a good spot for fishing.
M: Good, I have the same idea.Let's sit here.OK?
BA: OK!
旁白：They are setting their heart on fishing.Suddenly. There comes a
dragonfly.
BA: Mum, A beautiful dragonfly.
M: Oh, dear.Be quiet!
BA: (沖媽媽做鬼臉)(撲蜻蜓)
BA: (Sing a song)I'm a cat, you're a dragonfly,.......Do you want to play
with me.......
D: Dear cat. I'm busy with my work. I've no time to play with you. I'm
very sorry.
BA: NO time, no time,I don't believe.(垂頭喪氣而歸)（回到媽媽身邊）Wa! A fish. How large
the fish is!(回到自己的座位上)
旁白：Look!There come a butterfly!(蝴蝶上)
BA: Butterfly sister. How are you?
BF: Fine, thank you. And you?
BA: Very well,thank you. The weather is warm. It's a lovely day. Let's
sing and dance,OK?
BF: I'm sorry. Cat brother. I'm busy doing my work.
BA: Work, work,nothing is important than playing.THey are fools.(又垂頭喪氣而歸)
BA: My god, Mum. You have caught another fish.You're great. But why I
can't catch a little fish?
M: My dear. Fishing requires.You should concentrate your attention to
fish.You want to make friends with dragonfly.
While, you want to play with butterfly.You will catch no fish like this.
BA: Oh, I see! I see! (回到自己的座位上)
旁白： A dragonfly and butterfly are coming,
D: Hello! Cat brother. I'm free,now. Let's play.
C: Oh, no. THis time I want to fish.
BF:Hi! Cat brother.NOw, I can play with you.Let's dance.
BA: Shi!I'm fishing.(手勢)
M: 媽媽沖著小貓點頭微笑。
旁白：After a while, The baby cat has caught a large fish.
BA: Ha! Mummy!I have caught a fish,too.
(全體集中到台中央) Say together: Thank you for watching. Good-bye.(鞠躬，下)

Waiting For Suicidal Hares
角色：A Hare，Elder Brother（EB），Younger Brother（YB），Neighbours
道具：兔子頭飾鋤頭樹樁穀物蔬菜模型
Scene 1
Two Brothers（出場，邊跳鋤頭舞邊唱）：
EB：I'm the Elder Brother．
YB：I'm the Younger Brother．
EB：I dislike working．
YB：But I like working．Hard work brings good harvest．
EB：Oh，it's so hot today．Let me have a rest．Oh，there's a tall
tree．（到大樹底下的一隻樹樁邊打盹兒）
Scene 2
Hare（隨著快節奏音樂跑出）：
EB（忽然醒來，指著兔子大喊）：
Oh，a hare！A hare！
Hare（隨著一聲巨響，撞在樹樁上）：
Ouch！What．．．hap．．．pened？（旋轉著倒下）
EB：Oh！What a big hare！So big！So fat！I'll take it home and cook it．
（EB拖著Hare下場）
Scene 3
EB（邊摸肚皮邊抹嘴）：
How delicious the hare is！
Since hare can come here and kill itself，why shouldn't I wait here for
another？
（扔下鋤頭，坐在樹樁邊等）

龜兔賽跑
(一天早晨,在鄉間的小路上,the rabbit 和the tortise 見面了.)
Rabbit: Hi!Mr Tortoise.How are you?
Tortoise: Fine, thank you.And you?
Rabbti:I'm fine,too. What are you doing?
Tortoise: Oh, I'm running...
Rabbit:(面露譏笑的神色)Ha ha...,running?Can you run?
Tortoise:(一臉真誠的)Certainly!Do you believe me? Let's have a race, Miss
Rabbit,Ok?
Rabbit: OK!(手指著遠處的一棵大樹)Can you see that big apple tree over there?
Tortoise: (奮力伸長了脖子想遠處看,然後慢吞吞的)Yes, I can.
Rabbit: Let's see who can get there first,OK?
Tortoise: OK,But we need a referee, What about Mr Parrot?
Rabbit: Good.(Mr Parrot is coming.)
Parrot: I'm very glad to be your referee. NOw,you two, stand on the
line,please.
(兔子和烏龜站在同一起跑線上做准備賽跑狀)Are...you...ready?
Rabbit and Tortoise: (異口同聲)Yes, I'm ready.
Parrot: One, two ,three. Go!
(兔子撒腿向前面的大蘋果樹跑去,而烏龜則在後面慢慢的,一步一步的向前爬.)
Rabbit:(跑到一棵梨樹附近,回頭看烏龜)Oh, I'm fast. Mr Tortoise is so slow.He is behind
me far away. I'm tired now.Let me have a reast near the tree.
Tortoise:( 吃力的爬到梨樹附近,左顧右盼)Where is Miss Rabbit! I can't see her. Oh,she is
over there, sleeping under the pear tree.(看了看兔子,然後又慢慢的向前爬去)
rabbit:(一覺醒來, 天色已晚,揉揉惺忪的雙眼)Oh, God!My race!Where is Mr Tortoise?Let me go
and see!(飛快的想目的地-----大蘋果樹跑去.大蘋果樹下,Mr Tortoise 和Mr parrot 已經等待多時了)
Parrot and tortoise:(異口同聲)Hi!Miss rattit! YOu're late.
Rabbit:(滿臉羞愧)I had a rest just now.
Parrot: So ,Mr Tortoise is the winner now.
Rabbit: (有所感悟)I fall behind just because I am proud.

SNOW WHITE CONTENTS
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇後 M---魔鏡 H---獵人
P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物
音樂起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king』s palace:
----白雪出場
S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: I am a queen, I』m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.
獵人出場
H: Yes, my queen
音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please
A: what』s the matter with you?
S.w: The hunter…hunter…
A: bite you bite you …
小動物追趕獵人下場
S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,
I will eat a little and lie down.
音樂起，7個小矮人出場，
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\somebody drank my water----
3\someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …
Nice to meet you!
D: （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W
皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead?
Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口後倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出場、圍著公主哭
S.w wake up, wake up…
音樂起，動物引著王子出場
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子吻公主，公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure
音樂起，小動物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞

㈨ 英語話劇

《The Tiger』s Teeth——老虎拔牙》

場景一：晴朗的天氣，草地上。
(One day, some little animals are playing in the forest. Suddenly the rabbit is shouting.)（有一天，一群小動物正在玩耍，一隻小兔突然大聲呼叫！）

The rabbit: Help! Help!（ 救命！救命！）

The deer: What』s the matter? What』s the matter?（小鹿：怎麼了？）

The rabbit: The tiger is coming. He wants to eat me.（老虎來了，它要吃了我。）

The monkey: Come on, come on. Let』s hide.（猴子：快，快來，我們藏起來！）

場景二：森林小路上，老虎大搖大擺走來。

The tiger: I』m a tiger. I』m very strong. Look! My teeth are very sharp. I can break down a tree with my teeth. And I can bite off a large piece of meat at

once. Now I』m hungry. I want to eat the rabbit. Woo, woo! Where』s the rabbit? Where』s the rabbit ?（我是強壯的老虎大王。看！我鋒利的牙齒，可以咬斷一棵大樹。我可以立即撕咬下一大塊肉。現在，我餓了，我想吃只兔子來充飢。啊嗚，兔子在哪呢？）老虎發怒地走開去找兔子。)

The deer: Oh, the tiger has gone away. （小鹿：哦，老虎走了！）

The monkey: Oh, the tiger can break down a tree with his teeth.（猴子：天哪，老虎大王能用它的牙咬斷一棵大樹。）

The rabbit: Yes, he can bite off a large piece of meat at once, and only leave the bones. Wu, wu, I'm afraid.（小兔：是的，它能一口撕下一大塊肉，只剩骨頭。嗚--- 我好害怕呀！）

場景三：一隻狐狸高興的出現。

The fox: I』m a fox. I』m very clever. What are they doing? Let me have a look.

Hi, what are you doing? （我是聰明的狐狸先生，哈，它們正在干什麼？讓我去瞧瞧吧！嗨！朋友們，你們怎麼了，在干什麼呢？）

The deer: The tiger wants to eat the rabbit. （小鹿：老虎要吃小兔子。）

The monkey: His teeth are very sharp. （猴子：它的牙齒鋒利無比。）

The fox: Is that right? The tiger』s too bad. Let me see. Oh, I have a good idea. I can pull out the tiger』s teeth.（狐狸：是那樣嗎？這老虎太壞了。讓我想想，噢，我有了個好主意，我要拔光老虎的牙。）

All together: What? Pull out the tiger』s teeth?（小動物吃驚地問：什麼？拔光老虎的牙？）

The fox: Yes!（是的）

The monkey: Hn, I don』t believe it. The tiger is so strong. And you are……（嗯，我可不相信，老虎那麼強壯，你那麼瘦小！）

The rabbit and the deer: Let』s wait and watch.(小兔和鹿：我們還是等等看吧！)

The monkey: OK.（好的。）

The fox: Hn
, watch me!（哈哈，看我的！）

場景四：狐狸手捧著禮物去拜訪老虎。

(The fox gives the tiger some candies. )（狐狸給老虎帶了許多糖果。）

The fox: Tiger King, Tiger King.（狐狸：老虎大王，老虎大王！）

The tiger: Who』s that?（是誰在亂叫呀？）

The fox: I』m a fox.（我是你的狐狸老弟呀。）

The tiger: Come in.（進來吧。）

The fox: Tiger King, here are some sweets for you. They are very delicious. Please have a taste.（大王，我給你帶來些好吃的糖，您嘗一嘗吧。）

The tiger: It smells good. I』ll have a try. Hmm, that』s very sweet. Thank you, Little Fox.（哦，還挺香的，我吃一顆吧。嗯，很好吃，很甜。謝謝你，狐狸老弟。）

(Some days later, the tiger has a toothache. He can』t eat things any more. )(幾天後，老虎牙疼起來，越來越嚴重，到最後都不能吃東西了。）

The fox: Tiger King, what』s the matter with you?（老虎大王，您怎麼了？）

The tiger: Oh, I feel very terrible.（哎，我很不舒服。）

The fox: Let me help you. I can pull out your teeth, and you will never feel pain. （讓我來幫你吧，我能幫你把壞牙都拔出來，你就再也不會疼了。）

The tiger: OK. （好的）

(The fox pulled out the tiger』s teeth.)（狐狸拔光了老虎的牙。）

The tiger: Oh, now I don』t feel pain. I am much better. Thank you, Little Fox.（老虎笑道：我現在不疼了，我好多了，謝謝你，老弟。）

The fox: That』s all right.（沒關系，我的大王。）

The tiger: I』m tired. I』ll have a rest.（我累了，我要去休息一會。）

The fox: Rabbit, monkey, deer. I have pulled out the tiger』s teeth.（小動物們，我拔光了老虎的牙！）

Small animals: Ye! Let』s play.（啊，太好了，我們一起玩吧。）

The tiger: I』m hungry. I want to eat the rabbit. Where』s the rabbit? Where』s the rabbit? Oh, rabbit, I want to eat you.（老虎：我餓了，我要吃只兔子，兔子呢？兔子在哪裡？）

The fox: Don』t be afraid. Don』t be afraid. He has no teeth.（別害怕，別害怕，他沒牙了。哈哈）

The tiger: No teeth? Oh, I have no teeth. I can』t eat the rabbit.（沒牙！哦不，我的牙齒沒了，我不能吃兔子了。哎---）

(Little animals are playing in the forest. They are very happy! )（小動物們又可以在森林裡開心的玩耍了。）

㈩ 英語短劇

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Generation gap
Generation gap refers to the distance and contradiction(矛盾) between the old and the youth. It』s a common(常見的) phenomenon(現象) that exits everywhere in the world and influences both the old and the youth.Generally speaking, generation gap results in different understanding and appreciation of the great and constant(固定的) changes of the world, different reaction to new things, and different attitudes to tradition(傳統) principles(原則) and beliefs. Therefore, we may say where there are the old and the youth; there is the generation gap.Generation gap is natural, but very influential(有影響的). If we cannot deal with it appropriately(適當地), the gap will be greater and the greater and consequently(結果) affect the work and the relation between the old and the young.