五人英語話劇

1. 急求英語五人短劇!!

第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.

Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子採花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma』s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6隻鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We』 re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma』s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma』 s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it』s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It』s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I』ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I』ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？

2. 5人英語話劇劇本有哪些

英語話劇劇本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關於愛和臭腳的故事。

Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui

Boy B,Old woman,

Scene One

(Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)

Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.

(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.

Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.

(The two boys continue to sleep.)

Female student C: We should find a seat for her.

Female students A & B: Yes.

(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)

Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)

Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?

Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep)

Female student C: What should we do?

Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.

Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!

All: (startled)Ah!

Female student B: What happened?

Female student C: Why did you scream?

Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.

Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy B falls asleep.)

Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady?

Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while?

Female student A: Well, we've tried.

Female student B: The young man is really brash.

Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh! Are you OK?

Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat)

Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.

Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners.

Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.

Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired.

(At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.)

Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.

Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.)

Scene Two

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees

Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?

Boy A: What?

Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you?

Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.

Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?

Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you?

Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)

Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!

Boy A: I didn't mean it.

Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.

Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry!

Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.

(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)

Boy A: It's not my day today.

Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman.

Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed.

Boy B: Older people know more than us.

Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.

(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)

Female student C: (surprised) You.....

(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)

Old woman: You have nice hips.

Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.

Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.

Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.

Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.

Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.

(Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman

up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.

Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands.

Boy B: (startled) What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.

Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.

(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)

Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too.

Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)

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3. 求五人搞笑英語話劇劇本

搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》

搞笑
5
人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》

演員表：

西門吹雪

葉孤城

花滿樓

打更的太監

旁白

道具：牛奶兩袋，紙屑若干。

第一幕：決戰鄉村陌路

旁白：
A
quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A
man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太監：
The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I
』
m
打醬
油的！

Y
與
X
相遇．

X
：
Ohm, I』m
sorry to knock you!
Y:
Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X:
Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y:
ha
ha,
I
won』t

change
my
name!
No
matter
what
happens.
I』m

the
most
famous
——
-Y
eGucheng
（登登登登！
！
！
）
. Who are you?
X:
I』m
ximenchuixue.
Y(
驚訝
): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X:
Y
es, what is wrong?
Y:
I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X:
Great, you know me!
Y(
抱腿
)
：
Please, please
……

Don
』
t kill me! Let me go!
X:
No, I must kill you!
Y:
I
don』t
want to be killed. Let me go!
X:
No way! Y
ou know?
Y(
突然站起冷冷的說
)
：
Don
』
t force me!
X:
Pardon!
(Y
拿出一袋牛奶
)
X(
搶過牛奶
):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y:
Please drink it!
X(
喝完牛奶
):Thanks, ha-ha
Y:
Do you still want to kill me?
X:
Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(
惱怒
+
冷酷
):V
ery good! V
ery good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:
I』m
sure I
won』t!

Y:
I must give you a lesson! If I
don』t
beat you this time, I
』ll
never be having properly! 3-2-1-0
</b></b>X(
捂著肚子，蹲下
)
：
Ouch, Ouch!
Y(
大笑
)
：
Ha Ha
……

X(
可憐狀
): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The
「WC」?

Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
Y(
掏出紙屑吹
):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua
—
man
—
-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in
「WC」 now,

ha……

H(
驚訝
):Now you are the best in the world!
Y: Y
ou are right!
H: Teriffic! Y
ou are the one I
』
m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: Yes,
It』s
very good.
H: Ok, follow me;
let』s
go!
Y: Ok,
Let』s go!

(To be continued
…
)

4. 五個人的英語話劇

Justice Is The Winner(正義必勝)
5人短劇。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的綁架案，不錯的劇本。
人物
Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen
Eliza Lin: Daughter
Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside
Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)
Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)
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SCENE I
A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.
Mom: Hello~
Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom: Are you crazy? I don』t have a son!!! Don』t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!
The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…
Mom: Hello~
Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?
Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don』t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won』t believe you.
Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, 」mom, help me~ help me~)
Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won』t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)
But the voice sounds like her daughter』s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…
Mom: Eliza~
Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?
Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let』s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.
Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.
SCENE II

Because the mother didn』t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.
The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.
The big gangster always focuses on what he』s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.
Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster』s head)
Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.
At this moment, the girl appears.
Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?
Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It』s hunting time.
Small gangster: I』m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!
Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster』s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let』s make a move!
Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I』m coming!!
Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?
Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?
Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.
Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.
Eliza: Never mind!
Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?
Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…
Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.
Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.
Big gangster: It』s too complex. I can』t remember all the directions. I』m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~
Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.
Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let』s go!
Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.
Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.
Eliza goes with the gangsters.
In the gangsters』 car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, 「Don』t move!」 Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.
Eliza: What are you doing?
Small gangster: I』m kidnapping you!
Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.
Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?
Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.
Eliza: Not funny! I』m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!
Small gangster: Shut up. Don』t be so noisy!
Eliza keeps crying.
Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!
Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)
Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)
Big gangster: Don』t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.
Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.

5. 英文話劇劇本，五個人表演，十三分鍾左右

我剛剛也准備了話劇 六個人的 就不給你發了，這個網站上有，五個人的，六個人的，都是一些話劇，可以根據自己的需要選，當天也是找的好辛苦，要謝謝我哈，嘿嘿

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6. 5人英語話劇劇本

長發姑娘
NARRATOR

Once upon a time there was a husband and a wife who lived next door to an enchantress named Dame Gothel -

(audience coughs and laughs)

- who had a beautiful garden that was surrounded by a high wall. One day, the wife looked down onto Dame Gothel』s garden and saw the most beautiful rampion. The wife desired to eat the rampion, but she knew she could not get any so she pined away and became pale and miserable. Her husband grew alarmed.

HUSBAND

What ails you, dear wife?

WIFE

If I cannot have some rampion, I shall die.

NARRATOR

The husband loved his wife and decided to get her some, no matter what the cost. At twilight, he climbed over the fence, -

(thuds climbing fence)

- grabbed some rampion, and took it to his wife. She ate it greedily. It tasted so good that her desire for rampion increased three times as much as before. To appease her, the husband once more climbed over the fence, -

(thuds from climbing fence)

- but Dame Gothel was waiting for him.

(audience coughs)

GOTHEL

You descend into my garden and steal my rampion like a thief, thief, thief!

HUSBAND

Please, let mercy take the place of justice. My wife saw your rampion and said she would die if she couldn』t eat any.

GOTHEL

Well, if that』s the case, you may take as much rampion as you like, under one condition: your wife will soon give birth to a child. I get the child.

NARRATOR

The husband agreed. The new baby was given to Dame Gothel and the child grew into the most beautiful child under the sun. She was named Rapunzel. When Rapunzel turned twelve, Dame Gothel took her into the forest and shut her up in the tall tower that had no stairs and no door. There was only a small window high above the ground. When Dame Gothel came to visit, she stood under the window and called:

GOTHEL

Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
Let down your hair to me.

NARRATOR

Rapunzel had magnificent long hair which she kept braided. She would wind her braids around a hook on the windowsill and let the rest fall over twenty ells to the ground.

(child in audience murmurs)

Dame Gothel would climb up Rapunzel』s hair to get to her. A year or two passed and a Prince, riding through the forest, heard Rapunzel singing.

(RAPUNZEL sings, audience laughs)

He looked for a door to the tower, but couldn』t find one, so he rode home. Each day he returned to the forest to listen.

(audience makes thumping noises)

Finally, one day, he saw Dame Gothel approach the tower and call:

GOTHEL

Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
Let down your hair to me.

NARRATOR

The Prince watched as the hair fell and Dame Gothel climbed up it to the window. He left and returned the next day at twilight.

PRINCE

Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
Let down your hair to me.

NARRATOR

Her hair fell down to him and up he climbed.

(audience giggles)

PRINCE

Your singing has captured my heart. Come to my father』s palace and be my wife.

RAPUNZEL

He will love me more than old Dame Gothel will.
Yes, I will marry you. Each time you visit me, bring a skein of silk so I can weave it into a ladder, so I can descend from this tower and I will ride back to your castle on your horse.

NARRATOR

Because Dame Gothel came ring the day, the Prince visited Rapunzel each evening. Dame Gothel suspected nothing until, one day, Rapunzel said:

RAPUNZEL

Dame Gothel, tell me, why are you so much heavier for me to draw up than the Prince is? Who will be here soon.

GOTHEL

What did you say?! Why you wicked, wicked child! I thought that I had separated you from all the world!

NARRATOR

In her anger, she clutched Rapunzel』s braids and cut them off. Then she fastened them -

(RAPUNZEL squeals)

- to the hook on the windowsill and, by magic, sent Rapunzel to live in a desert in grief and misery. When the Prince arrived, Dame Gothel was waiting for him.

GOTHEL

Aha! Your beautiful bird no longer sings in this nest. The cat has gotten it and will scratch your eyes out as well.

NARRATOR

The Prince leapt from the tower and a bush broke his fall. But its thorns pierced his eyes and blinded him. He wandered and wandered in this condition, eating roots and berries whilst lamenting and weeping for his poor little lost Rapunzel.

(PRINCE sighs)

Some years passed and he finally wandered into the very same desert where Rapunzel lived.

(RAPUNZEL sings)

The Prince heard her voice and went towards it. Rapunzel recognized him and ran and hugged him. She cried for joy and two tears fell upon his eyes and healed his blindness.

PRINCE

I can see again!

NARRATOR

They lived happy and content for a long time afterwards. The End.

narrator

7. 求五人英語搞笑話劇

《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇）
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny』smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch』smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor』sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)Prologue
(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI』mhenpecked,butinfact,I』masstrongasatiger,(小聲)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』mnotafraidofyou!
(內砸出一臉盆,Ｊ接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』mafraidofwhom?
-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』mhere!What』supmum?
JM:I』「mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law」.
L:OK.-in-law,what』sup?
JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.
and……
JM:!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,youwantagrandson,don』tyou?(開始解圍裙)Goandaskyour
son.I』mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I』mnotinterruptingyou.?And
I』llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor』ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:「Ifyoudaughter
Haven』tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!」Nowyouarefreeagain,I』llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(驚愕):What?Themayor』sson?-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Heretheyare!(聞一下)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』msohungry!Butthere』snobreakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone..
JM(上):Where』smybreakfast?Where』sLunch?Hasn』tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can』tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬禮):Yesmadam!Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出１角硬幣):Is1maoenough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor』.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It』simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven』tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I』vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don』tyou?I』llgo
withyou..
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI』vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄１，０００，０００)Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭狀):Ihurtalot!
J:Don』tcrybaby.I』llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme!(跑下)
(音樂起CanYouCelebrate)
---【七夜、家==枯草】

8. 找一個大約5~10分鍾，適合五個人表演的英語情景劇

Three Little Pigs 三隻小豬
Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 講故事者：三隻小豬和他們的媽媽
their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和東東
Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是豬哥哥，他們很懶，他
Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 們整天吃了就睡。龍龍是
Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天幫著媽媽
works all day. She helps her mother 做家務。
to do the housework.
Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 豬媽媽：你們已經長大了，你們得
your own houses. 為自己蓋間房。
Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再見，孩子們。去蓋間房。
Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。
Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三隻小豬：好的，媽媽。再見。
Wolf: I』m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我餓了。看，三隻小豬可
for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。
Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 豬妹妹：哥哥，你們在干什麼？
Ding-Ding: I』m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用樹葉蓋房子。
Dong-Dong: I』m building a house with sticks. 東東：我在用樹枝蓋房子。
Sister pig: But leaves aren』t strong. 豬妹妹：可是樹葉不牢固。樹枝也不
And sticks aren』t strong. 牢固。
Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it』s easy. 豬哥哥：我們知道。但它很容易。
What are you doing, sister? 你在干什麼？
Sister pig: I』m building a house with bricks. 豬妹妹：我在用磚頭蓋房子。
Brother pigs: Bricks! That』s very difficult. 豬哥哥：用磚頭蓋，那太難了。
Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 豬妹妹：我知道，可是磚頭很堅固。
……
Brother pigs: Oh, we』re finished. Let』s have 豬哥哥：噢，我們蓋好了。我們打
a nap. 個盹吧。
Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 豬妹妹：我的房子蓋好了，我的房
is strong. 很堅固。
Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小豬，小豬，快開門！
Doors!
Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 豬哥哥：不開，不開。快走開。
Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：這太容易了。樹枝和樹葉
aren』t strong. 都不牢固。
Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 講故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和東
Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 東跑到龍龍家。
to Long-Long』s house.
Brother pigs: Help! Help! 豬哥哥：救命! 救命!
Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你這兩只小豬。
Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 豬哥哥：妹妹，快開門。狼來了，
is coming. Let me in. 讓我們進去。
Long-Long: Come in, please. Don』t worry. 龍龍：快進來。別擔心，我的
My house is strong. 房子很堅固。
Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他們跑哪兒了？噢，他們
Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在這兒。小豬，快把門打
the door! 開。
Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三隻小豬：不開，不開。快走開。
你這只惡狼。
Wolf: I』ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。
Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 講故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。
blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常堅固。
is very strong.
Wolf: I』ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！
Long-Long: Let』s boil the water. 龍龍：我們把水燒開。
Brother pigs: OK. 豬哥哥：好的。
Wolf: Oh, oh! It』s hot. It』s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好燙，好燙。
Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三隻小豬：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。
wolf is dead
Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 講故事者：從那以後，丁丁、東東
Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龍龍一起努力工作。
They work and play together. 他們一起工作，一起玩。