英語短劇6人
① 6人英語話劇劇本
又到了每天中午吃飯的時間了，各種插隊現象絡繹不絕。
現在上演女生版插隊
B:"好多人啊!"
A:'中國的道路交通真得改改了!"
B:"哎,我想到一個問題,你知道司馬遷是怎麼死的嗎?"
A:'不知道哎!"
B:"LONG,LONG
AGO,司馬遷排隊去買餛飩,因為人太多了,他便開始寫<<史記.>>,等到他寫完的時候,他前面只剩下一個人了,這時飯堂的阿姨卻把出飯口給關了,司馬遷就心臟病發,掛了."
A:"啊!?那我們，會不會像司馬遷那樣啊?
B;"不會,前面那個男生好傻哦!說不定可以玩玩他喔!"
A：（A同學拍拍正在發呆的C）「同學你好帥哦！你的頭發很有型哎！」
B：「恩，（拚命點頭）。還有眉毛很卡哇伊丫，還有還有，他長得好象周潤發哦，對不對呀！
A:"不對,不對,因該是像吳克群."
B：「對哎,對哎！我是不是失明了呀？怎麼沒看見呢！？我真的很木啊！
C：（有些不好意思，在那兒笑）
A：「所以為了更好得看清你的帥氣，我們可不可以站在你的前面呢？（很崇拜的樣子）
C：「（已被沖昏了頭腦，突然從口袋裡掏出一面鏡子，邊照邊摸自己的臉說：「呀！終於遇見伯樂了呀！這兩位真是好眼力啊！想當年有一女生那是一見我就激動得在那兒抖啊！（一捋頭發）可想而知我有多帥啊！」
A和B（切切私語，那肯定是一冬天，那女生冷的。」)
A：「上當咧！
B：「好笨喔！趕緊端完飯盤走人嘍！（接著兩位走入後台）
C：（還在那自戀）
（接著學生會幹部出場，無須配音）
D、E：哈，哈，大家好，我們就是當年赤奼風雲的學生會幹部。
D攬著C說：「誰插隊啦！（表情曖昧）
C、D、E同時指著A、B
A、B（馬上僵在那裡，B手上的書掉了下來，A手上的紙沒掉）
② 搞笑英語短劇6人
守株待兔（英語短劇） 劇本
你可以自己加幾個角色~
（因為是搞笑，所以不必太拘謹。普通台詞意思對即可。）
[開始。樹）上台安靜地屹立到舞台較後方。導演（范冰）走到台前]
導演：Action！[跑下台]
[農夫冷酷地上。]
農夫：I』m a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，回頭生氣地踢了下絆自己的石頭，繼續保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡驕傲地展示給觀眾看，收起]！So I』m rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不經意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do U know what』s this？癢癢撓？No no no~~It』s my modern——鋤頭~！！[看下錶]It』s time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作，鋤了兩下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，開始很有激情地邊鋤地邊唱]Farming farming,I』m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I』m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![邊唱邊鋤邊慢慢下台，把沒用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准備在口袋裡] [樹走上前台]
樹：I』m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，邊做邊唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鵝]I』m tall!And I』m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 掛掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回後台]
[兔子A上]
兔子A（一開始不知道狀況。以為自己扮演周傑倫，所以很熱情地上場跟觀眾打招呼）：Hey everybody,I』m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新專輯《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《發如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，這時候導演（范冰）上]
導演：[拿手中紙筒狠狠打了下兔子A的頭]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [導演邊說邊奪過《十一月的肖邦》。導演下台之前，看了下《十》] What』s this?[看了看，驚喜地]Oh!It』s mine！（很興奮地拿著下場）
兔子A：OK,now I』m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I』m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在場上轉圈，悠閑散步]
[農夫繼續鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子]
農夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子後面走]
[農夫跟在兔子後面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農夫假裝看手錶。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續走，兔子回頭。這次農夫冷酷地把槍口對准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What』s this！
農夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：But your gun… [幫農夫把槍頭調轉過來（農夫一開始把槍對著自己）]
農夫：Thank you!
兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起來農夫要殺自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹後面，農夫追到樹前]
農夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[農夫開了一槍「砰」。兔子在樹後驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農夫又開槍，同上。 農夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續痛苦中彈狀。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳邊說]You didn』t hurt me! You didn』t hurt me！
樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背後]
[兔子繼續興奮地跳舞。農夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發現]
農夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [舉槍對准兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can』t kill me now！ [興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到後仰。突然頭撞倒了後面的樹] Wa ！[兔子暈兩下~~ 「我倒！」 倒地]
農夫：OH! [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I』m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子綁到樹上。倒地睡到樹旁邊]
……
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發現自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?
樹：[指著農夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農夫的手機]
[兔子不知不覺地把樹杈移開，走到手機前看了看]咦？What』s this？[撿起來看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It』s beautiful.[放回原處。 又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機] But how to use it？？？
樹：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![給兔子]
兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打電話的樣子] 喂？
李詠：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸運52的手勢]I』m Liyong！Now let』s start our first question！What』s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!
兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[掛掉]
李詠：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁悶地下台]
兔子A：Now let me call again.[撥打] 喂？
兔子B：喂？
兔子A：Hey Jackey！
兔子B：Hey tommy!
兔子A：How are you doing?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I』m fine too!How are your parents doing?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?
兔子B：He』s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He』s fine , too!
兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I』m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I』m under a tree!
兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經過兔子A面前，兩個人還沒發現]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I』ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆離開]
[兔子A 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機放回農夫處，還很有禮貌地說了句「Thank you.」 然後又很自覺地把自己綁回了樹上]
兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [興奮過度，後仰，頭又撞倒樹上，昏眩中…「我暈！」 又暈了]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I』m also rabbit！I』m clever! I』m brave ! And I』m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [費力地想把樹枝（雙臂）挪開，使了幾次勁，還是不行] It』s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到農夫扔掉的癢癢撓] Let』s see,what』s this！A 鋤頭！[裝作打高爾夫球，試了試鋤頭手感]Oh,it』s nice.[走到樹面前，正要砍]
樹：Stop！！！What will you do?
兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.
樹：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!
兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉鋤頭] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![靈感突來][看了看手錶] Oh it』s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [開始帶頭做早操。做著做著對樹說「Follow me！」 （企圖讓樹動起來，兩只手鬆開，這樣就可以救出兔子A）樹也開始跟著做起早操。 兔子B輕輕上前，想救出兔子A。但是樹的廣播操動作恰好都是會擋住營救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 廣播操畢。樹繼續綁著兔子A]
兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I』v got it！Music！ [音響放起泰坦尼克號主題曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住樹，企圖引導樹像女主角一樣張開雙臂，放出兔子A。樹漸漸陶醉，手緩緩松開。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A兩只手張開，成了女主角動作。樹又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角動作。樹和A陶醉其中。B要喚醒A：「Wake up!Wake up!」
兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，還用腳踹走要救它的B：「Don』t disturb me！」繼續陶醉。]
兔子B：（無奈ing…）Stop！！！（音樂停） （沮喪）I can』t save my friend…[掏出紙巾想要擦汗，帶出10塊錢，掉在地上]
樹：Money！[一個箭步沖上去撿起錢，回到原位並且對著太陽驗鈔。]
兔子A：[看四周] I』m free!!!Oh yes,I』m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢動作深情撲向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低頭系鞋帶。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在樹上，暈兩下說：「暴頭！」死翹。] [兔子B見狀沖上去，深情地摟住A：「Tommy!Tommy！」[傷心地俯下身子，緊緊抱住A]
[這時睡覺中的農夫突然一個翻身，又把B壓在了下面]
兔子B：I…can』t….breath……I』m dying!!!! [也翹了]
農夫：[農夫這時候醒了。擦了下口水，看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.
[興奮地一手提一隻兔子，哼著小曲下場]
樹：[還在驗鈔的樹正在高興，突然發現是假鈔]A！It』s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]
③ 適合6個人演的英語小短劇
英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---FrogB----Bear
Tiger: I』m a great tiger. I』m very strong. I』m very brave. I』m the king of the forest.But now I』m very hungry. I must findsth. to eat at once, or I』ll dieimmediately. Oh, there』s nothinghere. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
老虎︰ 我是一隻偉大的老虎。我很堅強。我很勇敢。我是森林之王。但是我現在很餓。我必須找到某事。吃一次，否則我會立即死掉。哦，還有這兒什麼也沒有。在這里不算什麼，要麼。哦，我想休息一下。（睡得好）
Fox: I』m a fox. You can see, I』m pretty and lovely. I』m good at cheating 0andtelling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. Howdelicious it is!
狐狸︰ 我是一隻狐狸。你可以看到，我漂亮又可愛。我擅長欺騙 0and 說謊。只是現在我騙出一塊肉的船員。它是多麼的美味！
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
老虎︰ 啊，一隻狐狸。一頓好飯。啊，一頓好飯。
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have agood idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
狐狸︰ 噢，我的上帝 ！我該怎麼辦？是的我有一個好主意。是的一個好主意。你好 ！虎姐 ！你好嗎？
Tiger: Not so good. I』m very hungry now. I want toeat you.
老虎︰ 不太好。我現在很餓了。我想要吃了你。
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I』m the king of the forest! I』m the king of the forest! Ifyou want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
狐狸︰ 哦，親愛的！你怎麼敢這樣說 ！我是森林之王 ！我是森林之王 ！如果你想要吃我，我會讓你死現在。
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can』t belive her. I』m the king of the forest here.
老虎︰ 她是王。她在騙我。我真不敢相信她。我是森林的這兒之王。
Fox: If you don』t believe me, just follow me and see who is theking of the forest.
狐狸︰ 如果你不相信我，只是跟著我，看看誰是森林之王
Tiger: Ok. Let』s go.
老虎︰ 好。我們走吧。
Rabbit: I』m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a bigturnip. Oh! It』s toohard. I can』t pull itout.
兔子︰ 我是一隻兔子。我喜歡吃蘿卜。啊，一個大蘿卜。哦！太難了。我不能把它拔。
Bird: I』m a bird.
鳥︰ 我是一隻鳥。
Rabbit: Hi!
兔子︰ 嗨 ！
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can Ihelp you?
鳥︰ 嗨 ！在這兒干嗎，兔子小姐？我可以幫你嗎？
Rabbit: Yes, please.
兔子︰ 是的請。
Frog: I』m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What canI do for you?
青蛙︰ 我是一隻青蛙。你好 ！你在這里干什麼？你需要什麼？
R&B: Yes, come on!
R&B︰ 是啊，來吧！
Frog : Ok! I』m coming!
青蛙︰ Ok ！我來了 ！
Bear: I』m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are youdoing here?
熊︰ 我是一隻大棕熊。你好，每個人 ！你在這里干什麼？
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are sostrong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it out.Please come and help us.
R、 B & F︰ 來吧 ！加油！熊先生 ！你是如此強大。請到這里來。還有一個大蘿卜。我們正在拔。請過來幫我們。
Bear: Ok! I』m coming.
熊︰ Ok ！我來了。
Fox: Hello, Bear!
狐狸︰ 你好，熊 ！
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
熊︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一隻老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Hello, Frog!
狐狸︰ 你好，青蛙 ！
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
青蛙︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一隻老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Hello, Bird!
狐狸︰ 你好，鳥 ！
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
鳥︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一隻老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
狐狸︰ 你好，兔子 ！
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
兔︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一隻老虎 ！（逃跑）
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened!They all run away!
狐狸︰ 老虎，現在，你看到。他們是如此害怕 ！他們都跑開了 ！
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It』s true. I』m very sorry. You are the kingof the forest. That』s allright. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. 老虎︰ 是的你是正確的。它是真實的。非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。那就算了。我會跑掉。他是國王。他是國王。
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnipbelongs to me.
狐狸︰哇 ！還有一個大蘿卜。現在，蘿卜是屬於我的。
④ 求英語搞笑話劇劇本。（6人，帶翻譯更高。）
《 荊珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上,掏出鏡子梳頭,做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼,人才!然後拍阿三肩膀,做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）
荊軻
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荊軻
OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荊軻
Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音樂起
兩人沖上前來
「人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,兩刀砍死你啊.」
李莫愁倒地
荊軻大笑
李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?
荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么,不需要麼,需要麼?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荊軻再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?
荊柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹暈倒
荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?
荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙,上面寫著：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero,we need your help.
荊柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荊柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荊柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上場的美女,激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What』s the TCM?
荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?
觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荊柯（激動）：Slimming減食療法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?難道你真的想要嗎……
荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹與阿三（撞胯,擊掌）Yeah!
⑤ 六人的英語劇本
人物 ： 白展堂 佟湘玉 莫小貝 郭芙蓉 呂輕侯 姬無命
二、 場景介紹 此劇情發生在同福客棧一樓大廳，客棧剛打烊時。 參與角色為以上六人，無其他群眾。三、 劇情簡介 Mr Lv was having a test with Xiaobei as a tutor, while a big shouting for help from Miss Tong came into their ears. It is the famous killer, Ji wuming who just had something wrong with his head came to make troubles .A fighting between the members of TongFu restaurant and Ji wuming was breaking out….四、 劇情正文Action one---------（旁白：Mr Lv is having a test with Xiaobei as a tutor and Mr is watching beside.）秀才：Are you ready?小貝：Yes!秀才：Ok! Now please give me the right choice of the singer of 「Shuang jiegun 」 ------ 1. Sun yanzi , 2.WangFei, 3.LiuHuan, 4.Caiguoqing.展堂：Who is Cai guoqing ?秀才：Wait! Before you kill me, you should tell us who would have killed me.姬：Silly question! It』s me, of course!秀才：Who is that 「me」?姬：How do I know who are you! What do you mean on earth?秀才：This will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all the time.姬：What』s the problem?秀才：Who am I?姬：I』ve already known it!秀才：No, you don』t know. Who are you? Are you Jiwuming? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they. When we take the signal off, who are you? 姬：I….I don』t know. But I don』t have to know!秀才：Alright, answer me another question---who am I?姬：This question has been asked just now.秀才：No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself!姬：Any difference?秀才：For instance, when I take the use of signal 「I」 to make a dialogue, your signal is 「I」 too. Dose not it mean that you are me and I am you?姬：This…this question is not worthy to answer!秀才：Ok, let』s talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?!姬：That』s enough!秀才：Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I』m asking now is the question you just heard?姬：I』ll kill you!秀才：who kills me, and who is killed by me?!姬：I kill myself?秀才：Yes, it is. Do it!旁白：Jimuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor.秀才：He wouldn』t get up again, would he?展堂：（摸其呼吸） Never!小郭：How to say this…….秀才：Easy question. Knowledge is power! （眾人鼓掌）
⑥ 十分鍾英語短劇(小學女子6人組)加翻譯
《男孩和他的樹》中英文小品劇本
從前，有一棵巨大的蘋果樹。
一個小男孩每天都喜歡在樹下玩耍。他爬樹，吃蘋果，在樹蔭下小睡……他愛和樹玩，樹也愛和他玩。
時間過的很快，小男孩長大了，他不再每天都來樹下玩耍了。
「來和我玩吧。」樹說。
「我不再是孩子了，我再也不會在樹下玩了。」男孩回答道，「我想要玩具，我需要錢去買玩具。」
「對不起，我沒有錢……但是，你可以把我的蘋果摘下來，拿去賣錢，這樣你就有錢了。」
男孩興奮的把所有的蘋果都摘下來，高興的離開了。男孩摘了蘋果後很久都沒有回來。樹很傷心。
一天，男孩回來了，樹很激動。
「來和我玩吧。」樹說。
「我沒時間玩，我得工作，養家糊口。我們需要一棟房子，你能幫助我嗎？」
「對不起，我沒有房子，但是你可以砍下我的樹枝，拿去蓋你的房子。」男孩把所有的樹枝都砍下來，高興的離開了。
看到男孩那麼高興，樹非常欣慰。但是，男孩從此很久都沒回來。樹再一次孤獨，傷心起來。
一個炎熱的夏日，男孩終於回來了，樹很欣慰。
「來和我玩吧！」樹說。
「我過的不快樂，我也一天天變老了，我想去航海放鬆一下。你能給我一條船嗎？」
「用我的樹干造你的船吧，你就能快樂地航行到遙遠的地方了。」男孩把樹干砍下來，做成了一條船。
他去航海了，很長時間都沒露面。
最後，過了很多年，男孩終於回來了。
「對不起，孩子，我再也沒有什麼東西可以給你了……」樹說。
「我已經沒有牙咬蘋果了。」男孩回答道。
「我也沒有樹干讓你爬了。」樹說。
「我已經老得爬不動了。」男孩說。
「我真的不能再給你任何東西了，除了我正在死去的樹根。」樹含著淚說。
「我現在不需要什麼了，只想找個地方休息。過了這么些年，我累了。」男孩回答道。
「太好了！老樹根正是休息是最好的倚靠，來吧，來坐在我身邊，休息一下吧。」
男孩坐下了，樹很高興，含著淚微笑著……
****************
這是每個人的故事，樹就是我們的父母。當我們年輕的時候，我們願意和爸爸媽媽玩。當我們長大成人，我們就離開了父母，只有我們需要一些東西或者遇到一些麻煩時，才會回來。不論怎樣，父母總是支持我們，竭力給我們每一樣能讓我們高興的東西。
你也許會想，男孩對樹太殘酷了，但是，那正是我們所有人對待父母的方式啊！
《男孩和他的樹》中英文小品劇本
《男孩和他的樹》中英文小品劇本
a boy and his tree
a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.
one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .
"i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,
"i want toys.i need money to buy them."
"sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the apples.the tree was sad.
one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"come and play with me ,"the tree said.
"i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for shelter.can you help me?"
"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.
one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"come and play with me !"the tree said.
"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give a boat?"
"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."
so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never showed up for a long time.
finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.
"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for for you…「the tree said.
"i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied.
"no more truck foe you to climb on."
"i am too old for that now."the boy said.
"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the tree said with tears.
"i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year" the boy replied.
"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears……
this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.
you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.time is too slow for those who wait,too swiftfor those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.
一定要採納哦 謝謝
⑦ 6人英語話劇劇本，小學的
1
大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（這時，王子走了出來，向所有來賓鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子們走上前） 大臣（2）：（將頭轉向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皺起眉頭）Mmm…I don』t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣們: （驚嘆）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （眾來賓驚恐地回過頭） 旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，開始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love.
(12點的鍾聲猛然敲響了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Wait, miss, please wait! （追上去） 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一隻鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!！ 士兵們: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! 士兵們: Yes, highness! 第四場布景：灰姑娘家的花園中
灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的幫助，變回了原樣）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn』t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…
鴿子: Cinderella, don』t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! （貓和變回原樣的狗點頭附和）
灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的樣子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven』t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼著小曲跳走了） 第五場布景：灰姑娘家
（士兵敲門） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam.
後媽: Good morning. What』s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 後媽:（笑著說）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身後招招手，讓女兒（1）過來）
後媽女兒（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿開） 後媽女兒（2）: （跳著大喊）It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿開） 後媽: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（馬上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走來） 後媽 :You? That』s impossible! （大喊著，做出「快滾」的手勢） 後媽女兒（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE! （譏笑） 後媽女兒（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders』 time! （諷刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（輕輕把腳伸進去）Thank you! (試鞋,正好合適) 後媽和兩個女兒：It couldn』t be Cinderella! It couldn』t be!! Maybe there』s something wrong, sir! （瘋了一樣大叫）
2
白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we』ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帥氣十足地上場)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘沖刺,旁邊老師讀秒:11』9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敵眾,輕松灌籃)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,對手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(結巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can』t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
繼母(假裝洗衣服) :How cold the water! I』m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,從繼母手中拿過洗衣盆)
(一姐將盆碗碰得亂響.灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過盆碗)
(一姐手持針線縫衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在幫後母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,揚動手中傳單) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(憑空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(兩姐爭吵起來,繼母從女兒手中拿過傳單,親吻)
繼母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven』t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人斂神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim』s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can』t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿書,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh
⑧ 6人搞笑英語話劇劇本
阿甘正傳的片斷
FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right.
It's funny how things work out.
EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY
Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard.
FORREST (voice-over)
I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a
promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise.
So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's
family and make their introction.
Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest.
MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.
MRS. BLUE I guess.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY
Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.
FORREST (voice-over)
And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.
FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember
everything you said, and I got it all figured out.
Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.
FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred
and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a
new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner
and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers.
Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash.
OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE
Forrest stands at the grave.
FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was
in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just
loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle."
Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says
it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody.
So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new
nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin',
but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough.
EXT. DOCKS
Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.
FORREST I only caught five.
OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.
The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.
OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat?
FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before,
but there was only one I could think of.
Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny."
FORREST (voice-over)
The most beautiful name in the wide world.
⑨ 英語劇本6人版經典短劇
老友記
裡面很多經典橋段
基本上都可以拿來引用