英語短劇本

1. -英語短劇劇本

這是我高二時寫的，屬於戲劇吧。不知道能不能合適，希望還來得及。
Daughter of the Sea
Scene 1 Sea Palace
Grandma: Finally, you』re back! How』s the shopping on the ground?
Little Mermaid: Well, the supermarket is really fantastic! Let』s see what I』ve got… This is the fried fish, and this is the spicy hamburger from McDonald, and here, (holding the tape-recorder) WOW! Hi-tech proct!
Grandma: Cool, and we won』t worry about our dinner today. What』s more, did you see anything unusual there?
Little Mermaid: Sure! The storm came and a ship was nearly destroyed!
Grandma: Well, that』s commonplace. Go and swim with your sisters now!
Little Mermaid: Thanks, grandma.
Scene 2 Seashore
(Narrate: Little mermaid doesn』t tell Grandma more about the ship. She also saw the people who drowned in the sea. Among them there was a handsome young man with big blue eyes and curl hair. Little Mermaid soon fell in love with him, and saved him by sending him to the seashore)
Little Mermaid (dragging the prince): He』s sure heavy! (Throwing the prince onto the shore)
(A woman comes along, and Little Mermaid hides herself behind a board, which reads」 You can』t see me」. The prince wakes up)
Woman: Oh! You』re alive!
Prince: Sure am I! You saved me?
Woman: Come on, this way!
(Prince goes away, and Little Mermaid puts the board down, sits still, sadly)
(Duck Ugly passes by)
Duck Ugly: Badibadidibadidibadididido…(knocks into Little Mermaid) Oh! Sorry.
Little Mermaid: Why are you so happy, Duck Ugly?
Duck Ugly: Because I』m going to the clinic of the Sea Wizard! He』s gonna turn me into a beautiful goose!
Little Mermaid: That』s wonderful! How can I contact him?
Duck Ugly: You may call 5643456 at any time of the day. Also you can visit his private website, and the IP address is www.wizard.com.
Scene 3 At the Wizard』s
Little Mermaid: Excuse me, but is this Sea Wizard』s house?
(No one answered)
(Little Mermaid comes in, only to find that there is a monk saying something rapidly in a low voice, with his right hand holding a bunch of prayer beads)
Little Mermaid: Sir! What are you doing?
(Music on. Backstreet』s 「I want it that way」, the monk dances to the music)
Monk: Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha! I am the wizard of the sea. What do you want, darling?
Little Mermaid: You! Why, I』ve never seen you before!
Monk: That』s true. I』m an exchange wizard from China. Anything wrong with you, girl?
Little Mermaid: Yeah. I』d like to turn my tail into legs, and can you give me a hand with it?
Monk: That』s easy. (Takes out a broad saber)
(Light off, and a sharp voice can be heard)
Monk: All right! You have them now!
Little Mermaid: Thank you, sir! (Leaving)
Monk: One more thing. From now on, you owe me something! God bless you, I just can』t remember what it is according to the writer. Well, go as you wish. Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!
Scene 4 In the Prince』s House
(Narrate: Little Mermaid successfully gets into the prince』s house because of her beauty, and soon the prince regards her as his best friend. But the prince is ordered to marry another woman at once in order to be the king of this country. On hearing this Little Mermaid is extremely sad. One day, however, she met with the wizard)
Monk: I don』t think you are living a good life here. As I can see, the prince is going to marry another person, not you. And as a result of that, you will have to die if he really does. (Takes out the saber, passes it to Little Mermaid) The only way to solve the problem is to kill him. Understood?
Little Mermaid: (nodded slightly)…
(In the prince』s bedroom. The prince is sleeping heavily. Little Mermaid goes up to him quietly)
Little Mermaid: Oh, love! To kill, or not to kill, that is the question. (Hesitates for a while, then begins to attack)
Prince: (Suddenly jumps up and protects himself with his own sword) You dare attack me! Speak to my sword!
(The two begins to fight. During the fight, they hurt each other badly. Finally, both of them die)
(The monk goes up, and put two handkerchiefs on their faces)
Monk: Sigh! Er-Mi-Tuo-Buddha!

2. 英語短篇劇本

重復字元多，發不上去，樓主自己看，給你地址，你可以壓縮一下，很適合六一的
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3. 5到10分鍾的英文短劇本有什麼

英文短劇本：公園記（中文注釋）

人物介紹：A (衣衫襤褸）、B （衣著光鮮）、C 小花、E 椅子、 F 新聞記者

場景介紹：B 坐在E 上吃東西，A 一乞丐上前。

A :Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。

B :Get away,get away,dirty man.

B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E 上頭了）

A :Sir,sir!!

A：先生，先生。（A 看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B ）

B :Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either

B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了。（看也不看A ，仍自顧自地走了）

C :Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

C：他真愚蠢啊

A :But....sir....please listen to me.....

A：可„„先生„„您聽我說„„（仍拉著B 衣服的後擺）

B :Wa,why are you so disgusting!!

B：挖，你這人怎麼這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A 一眼）

C :Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E :Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~與此同時A 與B 還在糾纏，這時E 終於隱忍不住爆發了。

E :Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?

E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這么傻啊。

A 與B 同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E ，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F 看見了。於是F 就報道了這一事件。

F :Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

F：大家好，我是新聞記者F ，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。

B :Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。

F :I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？

A :I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......

A：對不起，我不知道「錢包」這個單詞怎麼講„„

F :Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?

F :通過這一事件,我們可以認識到,掌握一門外語的重要性,以及金錢給人類帶 來的影響。是嗎,椅子?

E :Yes,yes.

E :是啊,是啊。(E 傻傻地拚命點頭)

C :Ai,men is so silly.

C :唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他們弄傻了。

4. 英語話劇劇本（短篇)

英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》

演員:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正劇：(P,K出場)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican』twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don』tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作開電視狀)

P:HaHa!It』sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高興狀)搞笑小品

Ohno!「TheEnd!」WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀)OldKing!?(對K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顧右盼狀)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I』.(作充滿自信狀)

P：Really!OK!Now,let』swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it』sunfitforyou……(作猶豫狀)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon』tkeepyourpromise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作為難狀)Butpleasebequite,I』.

P:Don』ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信狀)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高聲喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁聲狀).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天經地義狀)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪狀)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let』,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢狀)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作驚異狀)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若無其事狀)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作無奈狀)

P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let』sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意氣風發狀)

(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn』tyourtrick!?(作氣憤狀)

P:(作陽痿狀)Mummy,it』snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)

M:Idon』tbelieveit.(作嚴肅狀)Dad,isn』treallythat?(詢問K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican』timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)

M:Really.Idon』,whotaughthim.(作懷疑狀)Dear,isn』tyou?

F:No,Ihaven』t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)

(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(邊揮汗邊說冷)

M:No,it』ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)

M:Pirate,what』sbehindyou?(疑問狀)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作驚恐狀)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作氣憤狀)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂臉作害怕狀)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What』sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(氣憤狀)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降狀)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博學狀)

M:Dad,don』tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(誠懇狀)

小品：「不差錢」

(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調情~~~

趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調!!

毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情調(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。

Uncle Zhao It』s ok. Waiter!

趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!

5. 英語小劇本

4人英語話劇劇本
(Ladies and getlemen. Good afternoon.Today I』 tell you a story. It is 「Peter and the Wolf」.)
Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is!
Bird: Good morning, Peter.
Peter: Good morning, Bird.
Bird: It』s a fine morning, isn』t it! All is calm. All is beautiful.
Duck: I』m a ck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door.
Now I』m free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool!
(Duck jumps into the pool.)
Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can』t fly?
Duck: Aren』t you a bird! You can』t swim? You see. I can.
Bird: You are a fool.
Duck: I』m clever. You are a fool.
Bird: You are a fool.
Duck: I』m clever. You are a fool.
(At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.)
Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them. Look at me, please.
Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird.
(So the bird flies away.)
Duck: You are a thief. Why don』t you catch that bird?
Bird: You are a robber. Why don』t you rob me?
Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I?
I』m afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away.
Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The ck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then?
Peter: I』m a young pioneer. I』m very brave. How can I dare a wolf?
(A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly.
The black cat runs away quickly.)
Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf!
Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly.
(How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.)
Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird and
the black cat.
(Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now.)
Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf』s head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough.
Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool!
Can you catch me? Catch me!
(The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment.
Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.)
Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don』t let him run away.
(At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.)
Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don』t kill him. Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo.
Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Let』s go to the zoo. Let』s go to the zoo.
(Now please look at the group: Peter, Grandfathe, Hunters,Bird and Cat. They are dragging the wolf and sending him to the zoo. How happy they are!)

6. 求英語小短劇劇本

Whose Fault

英語話劇劇本

Cast

Mr. Green

Miss Blue

Police

Nurse

Doctor

Daughter
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Scene I

(Green Garden St.)

(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)

Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?

Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.

Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.

(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)

Police: What's happened?

Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!

Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...

(Quarrel again ...)

Police: Has any one been injured?

Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.

Miss Blue: I ache all over too.

(Both of them mourn painfully...)

Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II

(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)

(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)

Nurse: Who is injured?

(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)

Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?

Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.

Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.

Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)

Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?

Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.

Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?

Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...

Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.

(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)

Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...

Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?

(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)

Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.

Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?

Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...

Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......

Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..

(Miss Blue leaves.)

Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!

Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?

Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?

Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...

Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...

Mr. Green: What? An injection?

(Nurse takes out the syringe)

Nurse: Where do you want to inject?

(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)

Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.

Nurse: Wait! Don't go...

(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)

Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!

(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III

(Taiwan House)

(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)

Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.

Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...

Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...

(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)

Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.

(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)

7. 英文短劇本5到10分鍾

Scene 1
(In the restaurant, a man and a woman are having coffees)
Siu Ming: Well, sweetie, you know, I am really thankful that I haveyou beside me for so many years…I love you.
Rose: (Smile) Honey, I love you too.
Siu Ming: I know you do. Listen, I』ve been thinking about this formonths seriously…sweetie, will you marry me?
Rose: Oh! What a surprise! How sweet! But dear, I need to thinktwice about it…you know, I』m pretty serious about marriage.
Siu Ming: Yeah, yeah, certainly. So…
Rose: (Drinking the coffee) Oh my god! This is so disgusting!
Siu Ming: Oh dear, are you OK?
Rose: No!! I』m not OK! (Angry) OK…I』m sorry but I don』t haveconfidence in our future because you can』t even find a decent restaurant forthis important moment. I』m sorry. Bye-bye. (run away)
Siu Ming: Sweetie…how can this be…? It must be the coffee! (lookingaround) Where is the manager? (turn to William) You are in trouble!

Scene 2
(Greeting)
Daniel: Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Eaties』 Grouphead office! I』m Daniel (Corporate Communication Department Manager).(greeting)
Joyce: This is Joyce (Human Resources Manager).
Arthur: Oh, regular weekly meeting again! I』m Arthur (CorporateConsultant). Nice to meet you all.
Emily: Good day. This is Emily (Coffee Specialist). I seldom attendmeetings…I』m more technical in a sense. But they just need me present today…(drink coffee)
William: I am William, I』m managing the Eaties』 Café chain. UsuallyI don』t need to be here. (worried) But this time I think I』m in trouble…Oh, itseems that the meeting is about to start, wish me good luck!

Scene 3
(In Meeting Room One, meeting in progress)
Daniel: OK we are done with the routine stuff. Now let』s come to thespecial issues about Eatie』s Café…A gentleman is complaining that our coffee failshim in proposing to a lady. And he』s trying to make us liable to that.
Emily: Oh… I believe that we have the best Brazilian coffee beans.
Joyce: I am not looking forward to receiving a letter from thesolicitor. Let』s get to the point real quick. Who manages the café, and who madethe coffee?
William: I am the manager, and a trainee made the coffee…We hiredhim last week.
Joyce: Ah ha, so you are the one.
William: I』m sorry that I didn』t train him very well. I will takethis responsibility.
Joyce: I have told you. How can this happen? How can you be amanager? You should never let a trainee make coffees or prepare food. This willonly cause trouble. The best solution would be to fire that trainee and we』llget you downsized. I believe the customer would be pleased to accept ourapology.
(Silence)
William: OK if this is the only solution…
Arthur: It』s OK, we won』t put all the blame on you. To be fair, itis extremely funny that not getting married because of a cup of coffee. Wecan』t be liable to that, right?
(Everybody laughs except William and Joyce)
Daniel: Frankly speaking, the fault is on William』s side coz he didnot provide adequate training to the new-hired staff. But of course, we have toadmit that most of our stores cannot afford to do that either. We didn』t givethem the resources.
Arthur: Can we do this? We can implement a new policy. From now on onlytrained baristas can brew coffee. They have to go through internal training andqualification test to be a barista.
Joyce: But this would probably increase our workload. We will haveto train the staff all from nothing. We need to put a lot more resources inthat. Why can』t we simply fire the ones who are responsible and let this end?
Daniel: Joyce, of course there would be costs. But providingtraining is also a good way to minimize our liability in the future.
Arthur: Well, having five of us sitting here to solve problems alsocost us time and money in a way.
Emily, Daniel: Haha, that』s true.
Daniel: So, good news for you, William. You can keep your position!
(The meeting is over, and the minutes is shown on screen 5-10s)

Scene 4
(In the office)
Daniel: (looking at the business letter) What do you think, Arthur?
Arthur: It looks good.
Daniel: Great. So we』ll send it out today!
(camera turns to the memo)
William: (looking at the memo) Oh I can』t believe this. I was notpunished…
Emily: No, you were. See, your workload is increased. You』ll beresponsible for arranging the tests for everybody who works at the café. Andyou will have to pass the test and get the qualification yourself too.
William: I』m not afraid of that! But I』m sorry that your workloadhas been increased because of this incident…
Emily: Haha, it』s OK. I love coffee. (smile) But you really need tobe more careful when you hire new staff next time!

應該會是5分鍾，算上你們講得比較慢的話，7分鍾左右

8. 英語短話劇劇本

演員: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.

旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .

正劇：(P,K出場)

P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can』t wait another second.

K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don』t worry, I open it right now. (作開電視狀)

P: Ha Ha! It』s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高興狀)
Oh no! 「The End!」 Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔電視機，作極度氣憤狀) Old King!? (對K吼)

K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顧右盼狀) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I』m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充滿自信狀)

P：Really! OK! Now, let』s watch Caribbean Pirates!

K: Humm, No, it』s unfit for you…… (作猶豫狀)

P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don』t keep your promise.（作氣憤欲泣狀）

K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作為難狀) But please be quite, I』m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.

P: Don』t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信狀)

K：OK. (作舒心，安慰狀)

P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高聲喊)

K: Xu …….. (作禁聲狀). Remember your promise, young alt man.

P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天經地義狀)

K: Oh?! You are right（作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾）

P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪狀) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let』s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢狀)

K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作驚異狀)

P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若無其事狀)

K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作無奈狀)

P: (作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀) Hei! Let』s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意氣風發狀)

（M,F攜手進場）:

P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)

M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn』t your trick!? (作氣憤狀)

P:（作陽痿狀） Mummy, it』s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)

M: I don』t believe it. (作嚴肅狀) Dad, isn』t really that? (詢問K)

K: Yes, of course, I can』t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)

M: Really. I don』t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作懷疑狀) Dear, isn』t you ?

F: No, I haven』t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?

M: Yes, really a good suggestion.

（P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)
（P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾）

P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?

K: Yes, I can feel it. (邊揮汗邊說冷)

M: No, it』s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?

P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)

M: Pirate, what』s behind you? (疑問狀)

P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作驚恐狀)

M: Move away .little Pirate! (作氣憤狀)

P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂臉作害怕狀)

M: Caribbean Pirate! What』s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (氣憤狀)

P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降狀)

M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !

K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)

P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博學狀)

M: Dad, don』t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (誠懇狀)

K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can』t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中氣不足狀，因為理由不充分)

M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑狀)

P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (誠懇狀) I won』t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼臉,逗媽媽開心)

M: Pick up trick. It doesn』t work this time. (義正言辭狀)

P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲傷狀，以引起媽媽的同情)

(M不理P)

M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It』s the poison in honey. (作嚴肅狀)

F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it』s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰狀)

M: It』s just what I want to say. (贊同狀 )

F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作徹悟狀)

P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can』t bear it. (捂小腹，作難受狀)

K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don』t worry! I』ll accompany with you. (作習慣性狀，因為Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)

M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同聲提醒K)

K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it』s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄狀)

P: Xi, I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨進廁所，作藐視狀，有什麼大不了，不就進個廁所嗎)

M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪狀，含有誇獎意)

P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕狀，因為從末一個人進廁所)

M、F、K: (All 暈倒)

—— The End

9. 英文短劇劇本

Little Red Riding Hood

第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.

第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子採花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma』s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I』 ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6隻鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We』 re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma』s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma』 s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it』s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It』s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in. 字串9
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I』ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I』ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It』s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拚命地跑)Oh！No! No! 字串2
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It』s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where』s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I』ll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don』t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
字串9

Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

10. 英語短劇劇本

Long long ago ,there lived a man who was always borrowing money from others ,but never returned.His name was Jack. So everyone did not like him at all,even did not want to meet him. Now the story is beginning.He knocks at Mr Smiths'door again. In his heart, Mr Smiths is his best friend. Act One Jack:（The doorbell is ringing） Oh,my best friend!Do not be that,okay? Mr Smiths:Well,come in !I donot think you have something important .I have an significant appointment later.So please do not trouble me any longer.("Go out as quickly as you can",he thinks.) Jack:I think you should be more friendly,my dear friend.Why not ask me to have a cup of tea ? Mr Smiths:Well,wait a moment!(He goes to the kitchen .In the kitchen,)My God !What is he going to do on earth ?Borrowing money ? Oh no !I cannot bear it !What should I do ? Who can help me ? Mr Smiths:Here you are . Jack:Oh, thanks, my friends! Hmm,it tastes good!I donot mean to trouble you,but I have no choice but to .... Mr Smiths:What?? Clearly please ? Jack:You are my best friend.I hate to say ,but you know ,I really faced the financial difficulty recently .So... Mr Smiths:So,So So you want to borrow money from me,all right? Jack:Oh,you know me deeply. Is that ok? Mr Smiths: I want to give you a hand .But ,you know,all the credit cards arein the charge of my wife .(Taking out some money from his pocket.)You see,I just have 200 yuan .I think it is not enough for you ... Jack:(Grab the money)It is very kind of you !See you! Mr Smiths:Wait!Wait!How can you do such a thing in that way? Jack: I nearly forget it !Here you are ! Mr Smiths:But how can I explain to my wife? Act Two After a while ,his wife comes back and she seems anxious. Mrs Smiths:Oh dear,I have something important thing to discuss with you . Mr Smiths:I also have something to tell you .You please! Mrs Smiths: I want to buy a coat which I have expected for a long time .Now it has a thirty percent discount .I make sure that you will agree ,is it okay? Mr Smiths:Of course !But I am afraid that I have no money now Mrs Smiths:What? I just give you 200 yuan yesterday .Do you remember? Mr Smiths:Yes,I konw!But I just lent it to Jack a moment ago . Mrs Smiths:Oh ?What a pity !What? Jack? How come? You say you lent it to Jack? How silly you are ! Mr Smiths:I am sorry .But do not be angry ...it was just an accident. Mrs Smiths:Accident?Accident?How many times does such a thing happened ? Mr Smiths:I am terrible sorry!I swear I can take all money back this time ! Okay ? Dear? Mrs Smiths:Now that you have promised,you should catch this chance. Mr Smiths:Ok,I will. Act Three Mr Smiths knocks at Jack's door. Jack:Oh ,my friend! Coming in please ! What brings you here? Mr Smiths :You know ,I hate to say but... Jack:What happened to you on earth ?You look upset ! Mr Smiths :I think things donot go well as we expected . Hmm, Hmm, I am afraid I will take back all money . Jack: Ha,Ha,Ha...You must be joking! I think you make a mistake .Could you tell me when did I borrow money from you ? Mr Smiths:Donot you remember? Such as yesterday, a week ago and long long ago.Forget ? Look !These are IOUs. Jack:（端來一杯咖啡） Here you are .Please keep calm ! You should think it over .It is very serious ! Mr Smiths:（拍桌子，把欠條扔到了桌子上）Isnot it clear ? Jack :You know ,the scholar says the river yesterday is not the river today .Then I myself yesterday is not myself today . The Ithat borrowed your money ie not the Itoday ,so I cannot return the money now.You had better go and ask the I yesterday for your money . Mr Smiths:（猛拍桌子，然後朝Jack 的臉上使勁的打了一下） Jack:Ouch!!It is bleeding !You are happy !!!You will regret sooner or later !! Mr Smiths：Really ?（甩門而走） ACT FOUR A few days later ,the Smiths receive the summons. Mrs Smiths :Oh ,my God! Here is a summons in our post box .Come here !Tell me what has happened! Mr Smiths :En?I do not know.Let me see.（冷笑）Accused me ? Mrs Smiths: Who ?What has happened on earth ? Mr Smiths :He must be crazy ! Mrs Smiths:Who? Please tell me the fact ,dear ! I am worried . Mr Smiths :I am sorry .I should pay more attention to your feelings.But please do not worry !There is nothing serious. Believe me I can manage it ! Let's go out for dinner and at that time I will tell you about the details.Okay,dear? Mrs Smiths:Of course ! I have confidence in you .You always have the ability to deal with such things successfully. Good luck !!! Let's go . ACT FIVE Mr Smiths and Jack are appearing in court now .The court is full of people interested in this case . Certainly including his wife . Judge :Now the accusser please states your reasons. Jack:He hit me in the face .Hurt both my body and spirit seriously.Please be fair! I believe you will ! Judge :It is your turn to state your opinions ,the accused person? Mr Smiths :In a word ,I did not hit him ,in fact. Jack:Talking nonsense ! Look ! (指一指自己的臉) This is the evidence ! Faced with it ,my good friend !! Judge :Be quiet !Be quiet !Donot you have something to say again ,the accused person ? Jack:Oh ,my fair judge please let me say first ,he must pay for what he did for me . Judge :Please be quiet !The accused person ? Mr Smiths :(Turn to Jack )The I that you accused of beating you is not the I now standing before you ,but the I just now .As the scholar says the river yesterday is not the river today ,then of cuorse the I just now is not the I now .You can go and catch the I who beat you just now if you want to punish him . Mrs Smiths:Well done !(And applaud happily!) Jack : Oh ,my fair judge ,he is talking nonsense ,isnot he ? Mr Smiths :Oh,no .I nearly forget that this is what you taught me !!! I just learnt from you !!! Jack :Shut up ! Judge :Hush! Jack :Please make a fair sentence ,my fair judge ! Judge :(Smile )The I you begged just now is not the I now .So the I donot know why you are here shouting and quarrelling .You can go and look for the I that heard what you said just now ! Jack:Why ?It is unfair. Judge:It is very fair .You know he is my brother. 這個是大一的時候編寫的，你看看~ 如果有什麼疑問可以問我的

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