英語表演劇本

A. 搞笑英語話劇劇本

我們班剛演過 ，獲得了系裡一等獎(孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本) 雖然人物多了一個，可以有群眾演員嘛

焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny』s mother(jmforshort)
劉母lunch』s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor』sson(msforshort)
強盜burglars(abandc)

prologue 序幕

(j作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)
j:everybody says that i』m hen pecked, but in fact,i』m a strong tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is wusong.
譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。

(指著上台處的門大聲道)i』m not afraid of you!
譯：我才不怕你呢！

(內砸出一臉盆,j接住當成盾牌護著頭)then, i』m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！

(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？

act1 第一幕
(序幕結束時,jm作竊聽狀)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(對門內)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):i』m here! what』s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law」.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what』s up?

jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your son. i』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)

act2
(lm坐在台上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)
l:mum, i』m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i』m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i』ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor』s son in the market.he said:「if your daughter
haven』t been married,i really really want to marry her!」now you are free again, i 』ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(驚愕):what? the mayor』s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(邊走邊道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)oh,i』m so hungry! but there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where』s my breakfast? where』slunch?hasn』t she got up yet?
j:mum, can』t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬禮):yes madam!

act4
(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry miss liulan next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(驚訝):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it』s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i』ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don』tyou? i』ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i』ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)

act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(j和三強盜躍至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l聽到j的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
l(驚喜萬分):johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身後的l，l暈倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）
(j與ms混戰，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)
(j將ms胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，關切地問):honey, how are you?
l(哭狀):i hurt a lot!
j:don』t cry baby.i』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

B. 關於英語表演的劇本

（I Am Hungry）

角色：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、三隻小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。

道具：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、三隻小熊和小松鼠頭套、紅蘿卜、三碗粥、花生一把、蘋果一個。

Act 1
雄獅：（怒吼）Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest.
No one is stronger than me.
Roar, roar!
小獅：Daddy! I』m hungry.
雄獅：You are big now.
Be brave!
Go and find your own food.
小獅：But, I don』t know how.
雄獅：Do it like me.
Roar, roar! （怒吼）
小獅：（小聲地）Roar, roar!
雄獅：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齒）
Go and do it now.
小獅：Yes, daddy.

Act 2
小白兔：（唱」Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater」）
Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away.
小獅：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!（小聲地）
小白兔：Do you want some carrots?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小白兔遞給小獅一根紅蘿卜）
小獅：Thank you.
小白兔：Carrots are the best food.
小獅：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, rabbit.
（還紅蘿卜給小白兔）
小白兔：You are welcome.
（邊跳邊唱」Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater」
離開）

Act 3
三隻小熊：（各拿著一碗粥，並唱著」Pease Porridge Hot」）
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old.
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old.
小獅：Hi, bears! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小聲地）
小熊們：Do you want some porridge?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小熊遞給小獅一碗粥）
小獅：Thank you.
小熊們：Porridge is the best food.
小獅：（吃了一口）Yuck! It』s too hot.
I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, bears.
（將粥還給小熊）
小熊：You are welcome.
（小熊們邊走邊唱」Pease Porridge Hot」離開）

Act 4
小松鼠：（唱著」Found a Peanut」）
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
Just now I found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
小獅：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小聲地）
小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小松鼠遞給小獅一些花生）
小獅：Thank you.
小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.
小獅：（吃了一顆）Yuck! It』s too hard.
I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, squirrel.
（將花生還給小松鼠）
小松鼠：You are welcome.
（邊走邊唱」Found a Peanut」離開）

Act 5
（小女孩邊走邊唱」Apple Round」）
小女孩：Apple round.
Apple red.
Apple juicy.
Apple sweet.
Apple apple I love you.
Apple sweet I love to eat.
小獅：Hi, little girl! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!
小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
（蘋果掉地上）
小獅：What is it?
（拿起來吃）
Mmm…, delicious!
I like it.
（小獅很高興地邊走邊唱」Apple Round」回家）

C. 英語表演劇本

奧運英語短劇劇本
[ 2007-8-13 21:48:00 | By: candiceゾ瓊 ]

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Beijing is ready for the Olympics

(A peddler, Mary, Diana and Yangyang)

(In a free market)

小販： Look look, see see. You say how much is how much.

Mary： What did she mean?

Diana：I don』t know. Let me ask her. Hey, What did you say?

小販： Wh………What? I can』t say English good.

Diana：How strange she is. I think she doesn』t speak English. She speaks some foreign language, but not Chinese.

Mary： I think so too. Let』s go away!

Yang： Wait a moment! I think the peddler DID speak English, but she can』t speak very well. Let me be your interpreter, OK?

Mary： Good! Then I can understand what she just said.

Yang： 你剛才想對這位外國人說什麼？

小販： 我就是想讓她買我的東西啊！

Yang： She wants you to buy her things.

Diana: Oh! What does she have?

Yang： 她問你，你有什麼？

小販： 一些中國的折傘。Chinese umbrella. Red. Beautiful!

Diana: Good! I』m looking for them! Do you have some other colors?

Yang： Oh. Red is really wonderful. Do you know Chinese color?

Mary： No.

Yang： It』s Red. Because red means good luck.

Diana：Why?

Yang： What color is fire?

Mary： Red.

Yang： Yes. In China, people believe fire can sweep away bad luck, so, red means good luck.

Diana: Oh, interesting. OK, I want this red one. How much is it?

小販： 這句我明白了。Fifteen yuan.

Diana: That』s very cheap! I』ll buy it. Here is the money.

小販： And, your umbrella!

Diana: Thank you.

Mary: Thank you for translating for us! Can you tell us your name please?

Yang： You are welcome! My name is Yangyang. Bye-bye!

Diana & Mary: See you.

(LATER)

Mary: That little student, Yangyang, really helped us a lot.

Diana: Yes! And I think Chinese people really changed a lot. They can speak English! Wow! That』s amazing!

Mary: They are ready for the 2008 Olympics.

Diana: I agree with you.

(A month later, in the Summer Palace)

小販： Look at the Five Friendlies. They are so lovely.

Yang: Hey, yes, they are! Glad to meet you! Your English changed a lot. What did you do?

小販： I have been studying English since the day I met you in the market.

Yang： I think now you have more buyers, right?

小販： Yes. Because they can understand me!

Yang： Ha! That』s what I thought!

小販： Everyone is preparing for the 2008 Olympic Games. And so am I. If I don』t study English, fewer people will buy my goods in 2008. I think that speaking English is full of fun. It』s not hard and it』s very useful.

Yang： If you don』t forget how to speak Chinese, then everything is fine!

小販： Well, to tell you the truth. I DO forget how to speak Chinese!

Yang： What?! Are you kidding?

小販： Yes, I am just joking. I won』t forget how to speak my native language.

(Later)

Diana: Look! Who is the student?

Mary: That』s our interpreter, Yangyang. Let』s say hello to her.

Diana: Hello, Yangyang, our interpreter! Do you remember us?

Yang： Oh, yes! We met in the free market that day! How nice to see you again! How are you?

Mary: We are fine, thank you! What are you doing here?

Yang： I』m just walking and enjoying the sun in the beautiful park.

Diana: Oh, great! We are going to have a picnic here. Would you like to join us?

Yang： Yes, of course! Let』s go.

(Later)

Yang： This is a good place for a picnic. Shall we sit here?

Diana: Yeah, good idea!

Yang： Wow! We』ve got many delicious foods!

Mary: Let』s enjoy them!

Diana: Can the peddler speak English now?

Yang： Yeah. And now her English is excellent.

Diana: Really? I think Chinese are really good at learning a new language.

Yang： You』re over praising us. Thank you.

Mary: Look at that! What』s that flying? Is it a beautiful swallow?

Yang： It is not a swallow, but it』s a kite of swallow!

Diana: Oh, God! I thought it was a real swallow too!

Yang： People in Beijing love swallow kites! Do you know the Five Friendlies of 2008 Beijing Olympics? Swallow is one of them.

Mary: Yeah! I love the Five Friendlies! They are so cute!

Diana: How beautiful the swallow kite is! And how blue and clear the sky is!

Yang： The sky of Beijing is getting bluer and clearer and the air is becoming better and better! You know before there were even sandstorms in Beijing!

Mary: Sandstorms are terrible! And I remember Beijing was also known for its polluted rivers.

Yang： That was true, but the government has been doing a lot to improve the environment in Beijing. Rivers are cleaned and lots of grass and trees and flowers are planted in the city.

Diana: Yeah, Beijing has changed greatly these years and that』s why we can enjoy the picnic with the beautiful environment here!

Mary: Beijing is ready for the Olympics! I really want to buy the Five Friendlies as the souvenir.

Yang： The peddler has! We can go to the peddler to have a look at the Five Friendlies. He is just over there.

Diana: Ok, let』s take everything and go!

(Later)

小販： Hello! Have a look at the Five Friendlies!

Mary: Hello! Thank you! Is this green baby a panda?

小販： Yes! He is Jingjing. He is the national animal of China. He lives in the green forest and he brings peace and happiness to the world.

Diana: I love him! And this must be a lovely antelope who is always fast and active!

Yang： You are right! His name is Yingying. Look at the fish, Beibei! You know, in Chinese culture, fish means a good harvest and it』s a symbol of a good year and a good life.

Mary: Interesting! Oh, I know this one! It』s fire! Red fire! The Chinese color, you told me last time! He can bring the world good luck!

小販： The fire』s name is Huanhuan. And also look at the swallow Nini flying in the sky! When you put the names of the Five Friendlies together–Bei Jing Huan Ying Ni–they say 「Welcome to Beijing」.

Diana: Wow! Wonderful idea!

Mary: I』ll buy them! How much are they?

小販： 350 yuan.

Mary: Here you are! Thank you!

(Together): Beijing is ready for the Olympics! Welcome to Beijing!

D. 求一個英語表演的劇本，十分鍾左右的

您好！
小紅帽 Little Red Riding Hood
道具：籃子，玩具麵包，狼的頭飾、衣服，玩具尾巴，小紅帽的帽子、衣服，媽媽的圍裙。
A: Little Red Riding Hood』s mother
B: Little Red Riding Hood
C: Wolf
D: Grandmother
E：Farmer
A: Little Red Riding Hood! Come here. Take this basket to your Grandmother. There are sandwiches and there is a cake in the basket. Be careful! There is a wolf in the forest and he is very dangerous.
（Little Red Riding Hood walks in the forest. There are many big trees and beautiful flowers in the forest and the birds are singing. Little Red Riding Hood likes flowers and she picks them. She doesn』t see the wolf hiding behind the tree. The wolf is thinking!)
（The wolf meets Little Red Riding Hood.)
C/B: Hello!
C: Where are you going?
B: I』m going to my Grandmother』s house.
C: Oh! Where does she live?
B: She lives in a house in the forest.
C: That』s nice. OK. Goodbye! See you later.
B/C: Bye-bye! (The wolf runs to Grandmother』s house. He knocks on the door.)
D: Who』s that?
C: It』s me!
D: Who』me?
C: It』s Little Red Riding Hood!
D: Come in, dear!
The wolf goes into the house and eats Grandmother. The wolf gets into bed. He waits for Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood dances and sings in the forest. At last she comes to her grandmother』s house. She knocks on the door.)
C: Who』that?
B: It』s me.
C: Who』s me?
B: It』s Little Red Riding Hood.
C: Come in, my dear.
(Little Red Riding Hood goes into the house. She looks at the wolf in the bed.
B: What big ears you』ve got, Grandmother!
C: I want to hear you my dear.
B: What big eyes you』ve got, Grandmother.
C: I want to see you, my dear.
B: What big teeth you』ve got, Grandmother!
C: I want to eat you, my dear!
(The wolf jumps out of the bed. Little Red Riding Hood runs out of the house.)
B: (calls out) Help! Help!! Help!!!
(At this time, a farmer passes by. He kills the wolf. Little Red Riding Hood becomes safe and Grandmother jumps out of the wolf.)
[譯文]
角色A：小紅帽的媽媽
B：小紅帽
C：狼
D：奶奶
E: 農夫
A: 小紅帽！過來。把這個籃子給你奶奶送去。籃子里有一些三明治和一塊大蛋糕。小心一些！森林裡有一隻狼，它很危險。
（小紅帽走進森林。森林裡有很多大樹和美麗的花兒，鳥兒們在唱歌。小紅帽很喜歡花兒，她采了很多花兒。她沒有看見躲在樹後面的狼。狼在想著壞主意。狼見到了小紅帽。）
C：你好！
B：你好！
C：你去哪兒？
B：我要去奶奶家。
C：哦，她住在哪裡呢？
B：她住在森林的屋子裡。
C：那很好。好了，再見！過一會兒見。
B：再見！
C：再見！（狼跑到了奶奶家。它敲門。）
D：是誰呀？
C：是我。
D：我是誰呀？
C：我是小紅帽！
D：進來吧，親愛的！
（狼進到屋子裡，把奶奶吃掉了。狼爬到床上。他等著小紅帽。他餓了。小紅帽在森林裡一路唱歌跳舞，終於來到了奶家。她敲了敲門。）
C：是誰呀？
B：是我。
C：我是誰呀？
B：我是小紅帽。
C：進來吧，親愛的。
（小紅帽走進屋子，他看見躺在床上的狼。）
B：奶奶，你的耳朵好大呀!
C：我想聽見你的聲音，親愛的。
D：你的眼睛好大呀!
C：我想見到你，親愛的。
D：奶奶，你的牙齒好大啊!
C：我想吃了你，親愛的!
（狼從床上跳起來撲向小紅帽，.小紅帽跑出屋子。）
B:（喊到）救命呀!救命!!救命!!
（就在這個時候，一個農夫經過這里，他殺死了狼。小紅帽安全了，奶奶也從狼的身子里跳了出來。）

SW-白雪公主 Q-皇後 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 音樂起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king』s palace: ----白雪出場
S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?
音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: I am a queen , I』m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who』s the most beautiful ?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !
Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .
獵 人 出 場
H: Yes, my queen
音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !
白雪順利脫逃後
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.
音樂起，7個小矮人出場，
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\Somebody drank my water----
3\Someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!
D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.
皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who』s the most beautiful?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口後倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出場、圍著公主哭
Snow white wake up, wake up…
音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子喚醒公主，公主醒了
P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !
S.w: Thank you for your help !
P: My pleasure !
音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞

希望以上信息可以幫到您

望採納O(∩_∩)O謝謝

E. 經典英語話劇劇本

白雪公主和七個小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音樂起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn』t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出場( 掃地,做清潔.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音樂起，皇後出場
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. I』m here now.
皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see her again.
獵人：Yes!
皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
獵人：Yes!
----音樂起
白雪：( 高興地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但猶豫著說 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t kill her!
白雪：( 看到後大聲哭叫)What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人： I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②開心果：Who is it?
③噴嚏精：Maybe it』s the ghost!
④瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老頑固：Maybe it』s the witch.
⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉. ①~⑦他們都驚叫起來
老學究：What a lovely child!
開心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒來 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齊說) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學究：If you look after our house.
開心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇後：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇後：Hahaha….Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What』s the matter?
老學究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭著揀一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音樂起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(謝幕)

F. 求英文表演劇本

小編導語：小品是大家都比較喜愛的一種藝術形式。趙本山和小沈陽的小品《不差錢》完全算得上小品史上的經典之作。今天小編為你准備了小品《不差錢》的雙語劇本，請你欣賞。
Got the Money Anyway
(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)
Play script by Cui Kai et al.
Characters
Uncle Zhao, acted by Zhao Benshan
Shenyang, acted by Shen He
CCTV Man, acted by Bi Fujian
Yadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)
小品：「不差錢」
(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)
編創者 崔凱 等
表演者 趙本山、沈鶴、畢福劍、王金鳳(毛毛)
(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
趙本山：到了。
毛毛： 到了。
趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。
毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。
趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。
毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。
趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?
毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。
趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。
毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。
趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?
毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。
趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。
毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。
趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!
Uncle Zhao Here we are.
Yadar Here we are.
Uncle Zhao It's the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: "Scottish Tease / Fool."
Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.
Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. We're gonna have our meal here anyway.
Yadar But it's very expensive.
Uncle Zhao So whut? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?
Yadar What bag?
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.
Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? I'm goin' t'rough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
Yadar Still not enough.
Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter!

G. 英語話劇劇本

《新守株待兔》
人物：農夫，兔子A，兔子B，大樹。
農夫：I』m a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，繼續保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I』m rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(誇張低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不經意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉蘋果]It』s this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do you know what』s this？癢癢撓？No no no~~You are out!!It』s my modern——鋤頭~！！[看下錶] It is time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作]
樹：I』m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鵝] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回後台]
兔子A：OK,I』m a rabbit. Now I』m just walking around here.
[農夫繼續鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子]
農夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子後面走]
[農夫跟在兔子後面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農夫假裝看手錶。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續走，兔子回頭。這次農夫冷酷地把槍口對准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What do you want?
農夫：Huh…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹後面，農夫追到樹前]
農夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[農夫開了一槍「砰」(配音)。兔子在樹後驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農夫又開槍，同上。 農夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續痛苦中彈狀。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳舞邊說]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！
樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背後]
[兔子繼續興奮地跳舞。農夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發現]
農夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [舉槍對准兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can』t kill me now！ [興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到後仰。突然頭撞倒了後面的樹] Wa ！[倒地]
農夫：OH! [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子綁到樹上。打呵欠]tired! I』ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡覺]（打鼾的聲音）
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發現自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?
樹：[指著農夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農夫的手機]A mobile![解開繩子去看手機]It』s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原處。又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機][做出打電話的樣子] (配音：撥電話) Hello？
兔子B：Hello!It』s Jenny.
兔子A：Hey Jenny！
兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A：How are you?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I』m fine too!How are your parents?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle?
兔子B：He』s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He』s fine , too! How…
兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I』m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I』m under a tree!
兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經過兔子A面前，兩個人還沒發現]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…like me… OK!I』ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆離開]
[兔子A 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機放回農夫處，然後又很自覺地要把自己綁回了樹上]
兔子A：Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [興奮過度，後仰，頭又撞倒樹上,倒地](虛弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I』m dying![作喉嚨卡住聲音，死去]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I』m also a rabbit！I』m smart! I』m lovely! And I』m (作風情萬種)beautiful! （自我陶醉）[轉頭看自己右手邊，卻發現兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI』m so sorry,Mary!I』m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而誇張地轉身敲打樹]
樹：Oh!Oh,don』t hit me.!Don』t hit me!I』m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒，壓倒兔子B]
兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can』t….breath……(作死了的聲音)
[農夫一覺醒來。看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![興奮地一手提一隻兔子，哼著小曲下場]

H. 6人英語話劇劇本

又到了每天中午吃飯的時間了，各種插隊現象絡繹不絕。
現在上演女生版插隊
B:"好多人啊!"
A:'中國的道路交通真得改改了!"
B:"哎,我想到一個問題,你知道司馬遷是怎麼死的嗎?"
A:'不知道哎!"
B:"LONG,LONG
AGO,司馬遷排隊去買餛飩,因為人太多了,他便開始寫<<史記.>>,等到他寫完的時候,他前面只剩下一個人了,這時飯堂的阿姨卻把出飯口給關了,司馬遷就心臟病發,掛了."
A:"啊!?那我們，會不會像司馬遷那樣啊?
B;"不會,前面那個男生好傻哦!說不定可以玩玩他喔!"
A：（A同學拍拍正在發呆的C）「同學你好帥哦！你的頭發很有型哎！」
B：「恩，（拚命點頭）。還有眉毛很卡哇伊丫，還有還有，他長得好象周潤發哦，對不對呀！
A:"不對,不對,因該是像吳克群."
B：「對哎,對哎！我是不是失明了呀？怎麼沒看見呢！？我真的很木啊！
C：（有些不好意思，在那兒笑）
A：「所以為了更好得看清你的帥氣，我們可不可以站在你的前面呢？（很崇拜的樣子）
C：「（已被沖昏了頭腦，突然從口袋裡掏出一面鏡子，邊照邊摸自己的臉說：「呀！終於遇見伯樂了呀！這兩位真是好眼力啊！想當年有一女生那是一見我就激動得在那兒抖啊！（一捋頭發）可想而知我有多帥啊！」
A和B（切切私語，那肯定是一冬天，那女生冷的。」)
A：「上當咧！
B：「好笨喔！趕緊端完飯盤走人嘍！（接著兩位走入後台）
C：（還在那自戀）
（接著學生會幹部出場，無須配音）
D、E：哈，哈，大家好，我們就是當年赤奼風雲的學生會幹部。
D攬著C說：「誰插隊啦！（表情曖昧）
C、D、E同時指著A、B
A、B（馬上僵在那裡，B手上的書掉了下來，A手上的紙沒掉）

I. 英語話劇劇本（短篇)

英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》

演員:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正劇：(P,K出場)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican』twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don』tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作開電視狀)

P:HaHa!It』sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高興狀)搞笑小品

Ohno!「TheEnd!」WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀)OldKing!?(對K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顧右盼狀)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I』.(作充滿自信狀)

P：Really!OK!Now,let』swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it』sunfitforyou……(作猶豫狀)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon』tkeepyourpromise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作為難狀)Butpleasebequite,I』.

P:Don』ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信狀)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高聲喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁聲狀).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天經地義狀)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪狀)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let』,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢狀)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作驚異狀)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若無其事狀)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作無奈狀)

P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let』sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意氣風發狀)

(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn』tyourtrick!?(作氣憤狀)

P:(作陽痿狀)Mummy,it』snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)

M:Idon』tbelieveit.(作嚴肅狀)Dad,isn』treallythat?(詢問K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican』timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)

M:Really.Idon』,whotaughthim.(作懷疑狀)Dear,isn』tyou?

F:No,Ihaven』t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)

(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(邊揮汗邊說冷)

M:No,it』ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)

M:Pirate,what』sbehindyou?(疑問狀)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作驚恐狀)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作氣憤狀)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂臉作害怕狀)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What』sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(氣憤狀)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降狀)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博學狀)

M:Dad,don』tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(誠懇狀)

小品：「不差錢」

(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調情~~~

趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調!!

毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情調(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。

Uncle Zhao It』s ok. Waiter!

趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!

J. 【英語小品劇本】

SW-白雪公主 Q-皇後 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king』s palace: ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen , I』m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who』s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 獵 人 出 場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ! 白雪順利脫逃後 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇後、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who』s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口後倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子喚醒公主，公主醒了 P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ! 音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞