瘋狂英語文章

Ⅰ 瘋狂英語中有個開篇的 i want to improve my poor Enlish之類的文章，

My Pledge My Oath （我的誓言）

I can』t stand my poor English! 我不能忍受我的破爛英語！
I can』t stand my ten years of wasted time! 我不能忍受我十年來虛度的光陰！
I can』t stand being looked down upon! 我不能忍受被別人看扁！
I can』t stand being laughed at! 我不能忍受被別人嘲笑！
I want to improve my situation! 我要改善我的處境！
I want to change my life! 我要改變我的生活！
I want to be successful! 我要成為成功人士！
I want to be international! 我要成為國際人才！
I don』t want to let my parents down! 我不想讓我的父母失望！
I don』t ever want to let my country down! 我也不想讓我的祖國失望！
Most important, I don』t want to let myself down! 更重要的是，我不想讓我自己失望！
I want to speak perfect English! 我要說一口純正的英語！
I want to understand all kinds of accents! 我要聽懂各種各樣的口音！
I want to write beautiful articles! 我要寫一手漂亮的文章！
I want to read thousands of books! 我要閱讀成千上萬的書籍！
I want to translate freely between Chinese and English. 我要在中英文之間自由轉換。
I want to be the master of the world』s two most important languages: Chinese and English.
我要成為世界上最重要的兩種語言——漢語和英語的大師。
I must act at once! 我必須立即行動！
I must open my mouth to practice! 我必須張嘴練習！
I must surprise them with my excellent English! 我必須用我出色的英語令眾人驚嘆！
I must realize my dream! 我必須實現我的夢想！
I must succeed! 我必須成功！

Ⅱ 瘋狂英語閱讀版的一篇文章

The Frog Prince
One fine evening a young princess put on her bonnet and clogs, and went out to take a walk by herself in a wood; and when she came to a cool spring of water with a rose in the middle of it, she sat herself down to rest a while. Now she had a golden ball in her hand, which was her favourite plaything; and she was always tossing it up into the air, and catching it again as it fell.

After a time she threw it up so high that she missed catching it as it fell; and the ball bounded away, and rolled along on the ground, until at last it fell down into the spring. The princess looked into the spring after her ball, but it was very deep, so deep that she could not see the bottom of it. She began to cry, and said, 'Alas! if I could only get my ball again, I would give all my fine clothes and jewels, and everything that I have in the world.'

Whilst she was speaking, a frog put its head out of the water, and said, 'Princess, why do you weep so bitterly?'

'Alas!' said she, 'what can you do for me, you nasty frog? My golden ball has fallen into the spring.'

The frog said, 'I do not want your pearls, and jewels, and fine clothes; but if you will love me, and let me live with you and eat from off your golden plate, and sleep on your bed, I will bring you your ball again.'

'What nonsense,' thought the princess, 'this silly frog is talking! He can never even get out of the spring to visit me, though he may be able to get my ball for me, and therefore I will tell him he shall have what he asks.'

So she said to the frog, 'Well, if you will bring me my ball, I will do all you ask.'

Then the frog put his head down, and dived deep under the water; and after a little while he came up again, with the ball in his mouth, and threw it on the edge of the spring.

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As soon as the young princess saw her ball, she ran to pick it up; and she was so overjoyed to have it in her hand again, that she never thought of the frog, but ran home with it as fast as she could.

The frog called after her, 'Stay, princess, and take me with you as you said,'

But she did not stop to hear a word.

The next day, just as the princess had sat down to dinner, she heard a strange noise - tap, tap - plash, plash - as if something was coming up the marble staircase, and soon afterwards there was a gentle knock at the door, and a little voice cried out and said:

'Open the door, my princess dear,
Open the door to thy true love here!
And mind the words that thou and I said
By the fountain cool, in the greenwood shade.'

Then the princess ran to the door and opened it, and there she saw the frog, whom she had quite forgotten. At this sight she was sadly frightened, and shutting the door as fast as she could came back to her seat.

The king, her father, seeing that something had frightened her, asked her what was the matter.

'There is a nasty frog,' said she, 'at the door, that lifted my ball for me out of the spring this morning. I told him that he should live with me here, thinking that he could never get out of the spring; but there he is at the door, and he wants to come in.'

While she was speaking the frog knocked again at the door, and said:

'Open the door, my princess dear,
Open the door to thy true love here!
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And mind the words that thou and I said
By the fountain cool, in the greenwood shade.'

Then the king said to the young princess, 'As you have given your word you must keep it; so go and let him in.'

She did so, and the frog hopped into the room, and then straight on - tap, tap - plash, plash - from the bottom of the room to the top, till he came up close to the table where the princess sat.

'Pray lift me upon chair,' said he to the princess, 'and let me sit next to you.'

As soon as she had done this, the frog said, 'Put your plate nearer to me, that I may eat out of it.'

This she did, and when he had eaten as much as he could, he said, 'Now I am tired; carry me upstairs, and put me into your bed.' And the princess, though very unwilling, took him up in her hand, and put him upon the pillow of her own bed, where he slept all night long.

As soon as it was light the frog jumped up, hopped downstairs, and went out of the house.

'Now, then,' thought the princess, 'at last he is gone, and I shall be troubled with him no more.'

But she was mistaken; for when night came again she heard the same tapping at the door; and the frog came once more, and said:

'Open the door, my princess dear,
Open the door to thy true love here!
And mind the words that thou and I said
By the fountain cool, in the greenwood shade.'

And when the princess opened the door the frog came in, and slept upon her pillow as before, till the morning broke. And the third night he did the same. But when the princess awoke on the following morning she was astonished to see, instead of the frog, a handsome prince, gazing on her with the most beautiful eyes she had ever seen and standing at the head of her bed.

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He told her that he had been enchanted by a spiteful fairy, who had changed him into a frog; and that he had been fated so to abide till some princess should take him out of the spring, and let him eat from her plate, and sleep upon her bed for three nights.

'You,' said the prince, 'have broken his cruel charm, and now I have nothing to wish for but that you should go with me into my father's kingdom, where I will marry you, and love you as long as you live.'

The young princess, you may be sure, was not long in saying 'Yes' to all this; and as they spoke a brightly coloured coach drove up, with eight beautiful horses, decked with plumes of feathers and a golden harness; and behind the coach rode the prince's servant, faithful Heinrich, who had bewailed the misfortunes of his dear master ring his enchantment so long and so bitterly, that his heart had well-nigh burst.

They then took leave of the king, and got into the coach with eight horses, and all set out, full of joy and merriment, for the prince's kingdom, which they reached safely; and there they lived happily a great many years.

希望是你要的故事。Good luck!

Ⅲ 求瘋狂英語里的一篇文章

早睡早起能使人健康，有錢，明智。

Ⅳ 李陽瘋狂英語13篇作文

1.I love you not because of who you are , but because of who I am when I am with you.
No man or woman is worth you tears , and the one who is won't make you cry
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them konwing you can't have them .
Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with you smile.
To the wrold you may be you one person ,but to one person you may be the wrold .
Don't waste you time on a man/woman ,who isn't willing to waste their time on you .
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all the have .
Don't try to hard ,the best things come when you are least except them to.
May be God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
-----by Thomas Browne

Ⅳ 李陽瘋狂英語的文章越多越好！

18、 Thanksgiving Day 感恩節

A：Hi, Jim, long time no see. 嘿，吉姆，好久沒見了。

B：Ben! What』s new? 本，怎麼樣？

A：Nothing much. 不怎麼樣。

B：How was your Thanksgiving?
感恩節過得如何？

A：Oh, it was great—I slept late.
噢，過得很好。我睡了個大懶覺。

B：So did I. We didn』t have lunch till three.
我也睡懶覺了。我們到3點才吃中午飯。

A：I took my little sister to see the Thanksgiving Day parade before dinner. She loved it. Then we had a big family dinner around six.
晚飯前我帶我的小妹去看了感恩節遊行。她很喜歡看遊行。我們一大家子人6點左右吃了頓團圓飯。

B：Who came? Anyone I know?
都有誰來了？有我認識的人嗎？

A：Well, my older sister and her husband came for the whole weekend. You met her a couple of years ago, remember? And, of course, my stepbrothers stopped by for dinner on Thursday, and so did my aunts and uncles, with all their kids. The oldest is only nine. I had to play games all day long.
我姐姐和她丈夫來度周末。你幾年前見過她，記得嗎？當然，我的繼兄弟星期四來吃晚飯了。我的伯母伯父帶著孩子也來了。他們最大的才9歲。我一整天都得陪著他們玩游戲。

B：What a drag! So, how』s your sister doing? I haven』t seen her in ages.
真沒勁。那你姐姐怎麼樣？我好長時間沒見過她了。

A：She』s fine. She loves her new job.
她很好。她很喜歡她的新工作。

B：I didn』t know she had a new job.
我還不知道她換了新工作。

A：Neither did I. Also, she and Mike just bought a new house.
我也不知道呢。而且她和邁克剛買了一幢新房子。

B：I see they』re really getting into married life. Anyway, we had a small Thanksgiving. Just my parents, my sister, and I. My mom made a great dinner.
看得出來她們真正陶醉於婚後生活了。不過，我的感恩節客人不多，就我父母、我妹妹和我。我媽做的晚餐非常可口。

A：Oh, yeah – what did you have?
是嗎。都做了些什麼呀？

B：Well, turkey, of course, but she made this great stuffing with sausages and apples.
當然有火雞了。她用臘腸和蘋果做的餡特別好吃。

A：Mmm. 嗯。

B：Yeah, I really pigged out.
我真是吃了個痛快。

A：Join the club! My stepmother isn』t the best cook. But the turkey was good. I had enough to last me a lifetime. So, did you watch the game?
我們也如此！我繼母也許不是最好的廚師，但火雞確實做得不錯。我吃得肚子撐破了天。那你看球賽了嗎？

B：Are you kidding? Of course. And on a big screen TV. We just bought it last week.
開玩笑？當然看了。大屏幕電視，我們上周才買的。

A：Wow! Next Thanksgiving, I』m coming to your house.
哇！下次感恩節我上你們家過。

B：Hey, you』re missing the point! You』re supposed to be with family on Thanksgiving.
嘿，你這就不對了！感恩節應該跟家人一起過的。

A：I will be—with your family!
我會的——跟你的家人過！

額外成就感
stop by 順便拜訪
* My friend Mike stopped by and had dinner with us last night.
昨晚我的朋友邁克順便來訪並留下來吃了晚飯。
* Stop by my house any time. We are always home.
隨時到我家來玩。我們總是在家。

pig out 大吃特吃
* We had a wonderful dinner last night and I pigged out.
我們昨晚吃了大餐，我大吃了一頓。
* I』m starving. I can』t wait to pig out at dinner tonight.
我餓死了。真恨不得馬上就有晚飯可以大吃特吃。

口語要素
★ Long time no see. 好久不見。
★ What』s new? 過得怎麼樣？
★ Nothing much. 不怎麼樣。
★ What a drag! 真沒勁/真掃興！
★ I really pigged out. 我真是吃了個痛快。
★ Are you kidding? 你開玩笑吧？

Ⅵ 尋找早年《瘋狂英語》里的一篇文章

自己看吧

His death at an early age has led some to call him the 「1)James Dean」 of martial arts cinema. He combined a dancer』s grace with deadly skill. Despite the prejudice he experienced, he helped bring martial arts to America and sought to build a cultural bridge between East and West. His life was marked by fighting with external enemies and battling inner demons. His mysterious death only added to the 2)enigma of his life. He was the one and only Bruce Lee.
Lee: My last name is Lee, Bruce Lee. I was born in San Francisco in 1940. My martial arts is, in Cantonese, Jeet Kune Do—The way of the 3)intercepting fist. In case you have missed the recent news, Jeet Kune Do, of which I am the founder, has been elected and accepted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame in America. This marks the first time a recently developed form of martial art is nationally accepted. No, Jeet Kune Do is not thousands or even hundreds of years old. It started in around 1965 by a dedicated and intensified man called Bruce Lee, and my martial art is something that no serious martial artist can ignore.
Lee』s prentice: In the beginning he used the 4)Wi Chun as the base system or the first system, but as time went on, he went away from that, started to extract different things from different systems and put it to his personal use. He』s saying using no way as the way; you are the way. Okay? Then he』d say, using no limitation as a limitation—that』s a concept in Jeet Kune Do—that means I don』t limit myself to a Philipino style or an Indonesian style or Malaysian style. I use what is useful for me, because, at certain times a certain art may be useful under a certain environment.
Lee: To me, OK, to me, ultimately martial art means honestly expressing yourself. Now it is very difficult to do. I mean it is easy for me to put on a show and be 5)cocky, yeah, and be flooded with a cocky feeling and then feel like pretty cool, why not then? Or I can make all kinds of 6)phony things, you see what I mean—blinded by it—or I can show you some really fancy movement. But, to express oneself honestly, not lying to oneself, and to express myself honestly, that, my friend, is very hard to do.
Lee』s son: I started training with my dad really as soon as I could walk. I mean, my dad was a really 7)diligent trainer; he always had people over at the house practicing. My dad had a circle of students that were close to him, so they were friends of our family, and one of those men, 8)Dan Inosanto, continued to be my teacher, so it』s kind of a nice unbroken line. I have his books at home with all of his underlining and his notes in them and it』s fascinating to see where he drew his … his sources from. I remember he always used to say that you want to try and absorb what is useful, 9)discard what is useless and add what is essentially your own, you know, Hmm … and that was kind of his 10)credo in creating Jeet Kune Do.
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Ⅶ 瘋狂英語 作文128篇

網上可以找到唉，LZ太懶了吧

Ⅷ 關於<<瘋狂英語>>上的一篇History的文章

history is not just matter of times是不是:)
是彭定康英國駐香港末任首腦,離港前的演講.自己去找吧

不要找了,這些空話沒什麼意義.自己造一段就行.