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『貳』 英語話劇劇本（短篇)

英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》

演員:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正劇：(P,K出場)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican』twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don』tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作開電視狀)

P:HaHa!It』sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高興狀)搞笑小品

Ohno!「TheEnd!」WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀)OldKing!?(對K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顧右盼狀)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I』.(作充滿自信狀)

P：Really!OK!Now,let』swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it』sunfitforyou……(作猶豫狀)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon』tkeepyourpromise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作為難狀)Butpleasebequite,I』.

P:Don』ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信狀)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高聲喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁聲狀).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天經地義狀)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪狀)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let』,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢狀)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作驚異狀)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若無其事狀)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作無奈狀)

P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let』sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意氣風發狀)

(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn』tyourtrick!?(作氣憤狀)

P:(作陽痿狀)Mummy,it』snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)

M:Idon』tbelieveit.(作嚴肅狀)Dad,isn』treallythat?(詢問K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican』timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)

M:Really.Idon』,whotaughthim.(作懷疑狀)Dear,isn』tyou?

F:No,Ihaven』t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)

(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(邊揮汗邊說冷)

M:No,it』ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)

M:Pirate,what』sbehindyou?(疑問狀)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作驚恐狀)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作氣憤狀)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂臉作害怕狀)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What』sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(氣憤狀)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降狀)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博學狀)

M:Dad,don』tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(誠懇狀)

小品：「不差錢」

(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調情~~~

趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調!!

毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情調(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。

Uncle Zhao It』s ok. Waiter!

趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!

『叄』 推薦英文短劇劇本

荊軻刺秦王吧 我們剛演過 效果很好

荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本
（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：

Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾）
I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
（作殺狀）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荊軻Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音樂起兩人沖上前來「人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。。」李莫愁倒地荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?荊軻: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要麼，需要麼？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?
荊柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹暈倒
荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?
荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：

To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荊柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荊柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荊柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What』s the TCM?
荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?
觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……
（《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。然後荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最後太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向後彎腰並抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。）
荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!

Action Ш
（《大話西遊》主題曲響起）
荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在後.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，並拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）
荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）
荊珂(流淚) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.
妻子:"I promise."
荊軻:"Never let go. 「
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的台詞。）
妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，
荊珂上船，漸漸遠去
妻子：It』s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

The End

『肆』 英語情景劇劇本 10分鍾

英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》

Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)劉蘭芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母's mother(JM for short)劉母Lunch』s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor』s son(MS for short)強盜Burglars(ABandC)

(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I』m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』m not afraid of you!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』m here!What』s up mum?
JM:I』ve told you again and again that you should call me「my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law」.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what』s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)Go and ask your
son.I』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)

Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I』m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I』ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor』s son in the market.He said:「If your daughter
Haven』t been married,I really really want to marry her!」Now you are free again,I』ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(驚愕):What?The mayor』s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)

Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』m so hungry!But there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where』s my breakfast?Where』s Lunch?Hasn』t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can』t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬禮):Yes madam!

Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1 mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It』s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I』ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don』t you?I』ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I』ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)

Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,how are you?
L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!
J:Don』t cry baby.I』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音樂起 Can You Celebrate)

『伍』 英語話劇劇本

《新守株待兔》
人物：農夫，兔子A，兔子B，大樹。
農夫：I』m a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，繼續保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I』m rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(誇張低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不經意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉蘋果]It』s this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do you know what』s this？癢癢撓？No no no~~You are out!!It』s my modern——鋤頭~！！[看下錶] It is time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作]
樹：I』m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鵝] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回後台]
兔子A：OK,I』m a rabbit. Now I』m just walking around here.
[農夫繼續鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子]
農夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子後面走]
[農夫跟在兔子後面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農夫假裝看手錶。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續走，兔子回頭。這次農夫冷酷地把槍口對准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What do you want?
農夫：Huh…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹後面，農夫追到樹前]
農夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[農夫開了一槍「砰」(配音)。兔子在樹後驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農夫又開槍，同上。 農夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續痛苦中彈狀。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳舞邊說]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！
樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背後]
[兔子繼續興奮地跳舞。農夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發現]
農夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [舉槍對准兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can』t kill me now！ [興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到後仰。突然頭撞倒了後面的樹] Wa ！[倒地]
農夫：OH! [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子綁到樹上。打呵欠]tired! I』ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡覺]（打鼾的聲音）
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發現自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?
樹：[指著農夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農夫的手機]A mobile![解開繩子去看手機]It』s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原處。又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機][做出打電話的樣子] (配音：撥電話) Hello？
兔子B：Hello!It』s Jenny.
兔子A：Hey Jenny！
兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A：How are you?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I』m fine too!How are your parents?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle?
兔子B：He』s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He』s fine , too! How…
兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I』m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I』m under a tree!
兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經過兔子A面前，兩個人還沒發現]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…like me… OK!I』ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆離開]
[兔子A 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機放回農夫處，然後又很自覺地要把自己綁回了樹上]
兔子A：Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [興奮過度，後仰，頭又撞倒樹上,倒地](虛弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I』m dying![作喉嚨卡住聲音，死去]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I』m also a rabbit！I』m smart! I』m lovely! And I』m (作風情萬種)beautiful! （自我陶醉）[轉頭看自己右手邊，卻發現兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI』m so sorry,Mary!I』m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而誇張地轉身敲打樹]
樹：Oh!Oh,don』t hit me.!Don』t hit me!I』m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒，壓倒兔子B]
兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can』t….breath……(作死了的聲音)
[農夫一覺醒來。看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![興奮地一手提一隻兔子，哼著小曲下場]

『陸』 英文短劇劇本

Little Red Riding Hood

第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.

第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子採花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma』s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I』 ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6隻鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We』 re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma』s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma』 s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it』s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It』s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in. 字串9
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I』ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I』ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It』s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拚命地跑)Oh！No! No! 字串2
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It』s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where』s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I』ll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don』t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
字串9

Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

『柒』 英語舞台劇劇本

看到一個不錯的，希望適合~~
聽花開的聲音（英語話劇劇本）
精品源自：校園小品劇本大全（含微電影）
Listening to the sound of blooming主要角色：小雨，父親、母親、 李老師、吳老師（班主任），吳老師的女兒、張老師（生活老師）、四個學生Xiaoyu Dad Mum Miss Li Miss Wu Daughter Miss Zhang Four studerts第一場（暑假後，小雨爸爸又要出去打工了，想讓小雨的媽媽也一起去，但要上三年級的小雨讓他們感到為難。）Mum: Come here! Come here!Dad: Hi!Mum: What』s wrong?Dad: I have to go out to work in a few days.Mum: Oh! I know.Dad: I』ve thought a lot. You』d better go with me.Mum: I』d love to. But what will Xiaoyu do without us?Dad: That is what I』m worrying about! If only we could go together. We can work for two more years to build our house. Then we needn』t go.Mum: But, Xiaoyu?Dad: Oh, yeah!I』v got it. There may be some boarding schools.Mum: I』ve heard of it. Tongtong, our neighbor』s daughter, is studying in our country. I remember the name of the school seems to be Songlin Primary School.Dad: Let』s inquire it before we decide tomorrow. If that didn』t help there would be other waysMum: Enn, OK!第二場（小雨的父母到縣城打聽寄宿制學校的情況，來到了松林小學。）Dad: Excuse me. May I come in?Miss Li: Come in, please. Can I help you?Dad: I want to send my daughter to study here.Miss Li: Where are you from?Dad: We are from Xiao』 an village.Miss Li: Well, our school is only for the students whose household registrations are in country. I』m sorry to tell you she can』t.Mum: Can』t she really come? We will both go out to work in a few days. She is left alone at home. We are worried about her.Miss Li: What? Go out to work!Mum: Yeah!Miss Li: Oh, If that so, you』re lucky. We could receive the children whose parents have gone to the cities to do business and find jobs since last year.Dad: Is that true? Thank goodness.Mum: By the way. What if she can』t take care of herself at a very small age?Miss Li : Rest assured of that. There are some special life teachers in our school. Even at night, they will be on ty by turns.Dad: How about studying?Miss Li: Don』t worry. Our school pays more attention to the teaching of cultural course, as well as offers 5 featuring projects of English, reading, writing and so on.Mum: Oh! It』s good news!Dad: Let』s go home quickly and tell Xiaoyu about it.Dad and Mum: Thank you! Bye-bye!Miss Li: Goodbye!第三場（在同學和老師的幫助下，小雨在學校逐漸成長了起來。）Miss Wu: Good morning, class. Today, There is a new student in our class. Her name is Xiaoyu.Xiaoyu: Hello！Ss: Hello！Miss Wu: Her parents are also working outside. From now on, she will beone of us. Let』s welcome her.Xiaoyu, This is your seat. Sit down, and we』ll begin our class.Boys and girls, books can lead to growing up, Reading can enlarge our life.Let』s join in the New Ecation Experiment and have a meaningful study life. Let』s read a poem： A Book.Ss：《神奇的書》狄金森沒有一艘非凡的戰艦, 能像一冊書籍把我們帶到浩瀚的天地There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away 也沒有一匹神奇的坐騎,能像一頁詩扉帶我們領略人世的真諦Nor any coursers like a page of prancing poetry 即令你一貧如洗,也沒有任何柵欄能阻擋你在書的王國遨遊的步履This traverse may the poorest take without oppress of toll 多麼質朴無華的車騎,可是它卻裝載了人類靈魂中全部的美！How frugal is the chariot that bears a human soul Miss Wu: Class is over.Ss: Goodbye! Miss Wu.(課間活動：舞蹈)第四場（晚上十點左右，吳老師家。吳老師的女兒剛剛睡著，生活老師張老師打來電話，小雨發高燒需要及時送往醫院，但張老師正在值班。）Miss Wu: This is Miss Wu. Who』s that?Miss Zhang: This is Miss Zhang. I』m sorry to call you so late.Miss Wu: What』s up?Miss Zhang: Xiaoyu has a fever. I』m on ty. Can you come to school now?Miss Wu: Oh!Miss Zhang: Can』t you come? Have you got anything to do now?Miss Wu: It doesn』t matter. I』m going at once.Miss Zhang: Oh! I will wait for you in the dorm.Miss Wu: All right.(放下電話自言自語。)Miss Wu: My baby is asleep. Her dad isn』t at home. What if she wake up at midnight. What am I going to do? Come to school first. just hope she wouldn』t wake up.（孩子半夜醒來卻找不到媽媽。）Daughter：Mummy, mummy! Where are you? Where are you? Mummy, mummy!Miss Wu: Oh! My baby.Daughter：Mummy, I』m frightened.Miss Wu: Sorry. I』m sorry. I』m really sorry.Daughter：Where did you go? Mummy.Miss Wu: I went to school.Daughter：I couldn』t find you. Mummy.Miss Wu: My baby. Sorry. I』m sorry. I』m really sorry. My baby. From now on, I must tell you if I go out.Daughter：I feel sleepy.Miss Wu: Go to sleep now.(第二天早上學生上課前)S1：How are you feeling now? Xiaoyu.Xiaoyu: I feel better. Thank you!S1: Do you know what festival it is today?Ss: No.S1: Let me tell you. Today is Thanksgiving Day.S2: Thanksgiving Day? I heard people should say the prayers according to custom. And should say a few words about what they are the most thankful for .S1: Yeah! That』s right. I think I should thank Mum for telling stories every night. What about you?S3: I thank Dad for reading with me.Xiaoyu: I think we should thank our teacher. I stay at school without my parents. But I don』t feel alone.S2: Yeah! You』re right. Our teachers are like a mother to us.S3: I think so. Xiaoyu. When did Miss Wu leave school?Xiaoyu: About one o』clock.S3: Oh! It was so late. I heard Miss Wu left her child alone last night.S2: What about her husband?S3: I heard he was on business outside.S1: Really! Her daughter is only five years old.S2: I think Xiaoyu is right. We should thank our teacher.Ss: En.(一起上場扶起老師，為學校和老師獻上一首歌《感恩的心》。)感恩的心 My thankful heart.感謝有你 Grateful to you.伴我一生 Keep me company,讓我有勇氣作我自己 let me brave to be myself.感恩的心 My thankful heart,感謝命運 Grateful to fate.花開花落 blooming of fading,我一樣會珍惜 I』ll still cherish them.Ss: Thank our teachers! Thank our school！

『捌』 英語劇劇本

SNOW WHITE CONTENTS

SW---白雪公主 Q---皇後 M---魔鏡 H---獵人

P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物

音樂起，旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel.

One day, In the king』s palace:

----白雪出場

S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?

音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場

Q: I am a queen, I』m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?

M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!

Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.

獵人出場

H: Yes, my queen

音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃

S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please

A: what』s the matter with you?

S.w: The hunter…hunter…

A: bite you bite you …

小動物追趕獵人下場

S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,

I will eat a little and lie down.

音樂起，7個小矮人出場，

D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----

2\somebody drank my water----

3\someone is sleeping now----

4\What a beautiful girl!----

小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話

5\How do you do?

S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …

Nice to meet you!

D: （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----

6\ welcome to our house!----

7\Would you like to live here?

S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!

D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W

皇後、魔鏡出場

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who』s the most beautiful?

M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!

Q: What? S.w is not dead?

Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話

Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,

S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!

Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?

S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口後倒地

Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…

小矮人出場、圍著公主哭

S.w wake up, wake up…

音樂起，動物引著王子出場

P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!

王子吻公主，公主醒了

S.w: Thank you for your help!

P: My pleasure

『玖』 經典英語話劇劇本

白雪公主和七個小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音樂起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn』t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出場( 掃地,做清潔.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音樂起，皇後出場
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. I』m here now.
皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see her again.
獵人：Yes!
皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
獵人：Yes!
----音樂起
白雪：( 高興地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但猶豫著說 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t kill her!
白雪：( 看到後大聲哭叫)What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人： I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②開心果：Who is it?
③噴嚏精：Maybe it』s the ghost!
④瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老頑固：Maybe it』s the witch.
⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉. ①~⑦他們都驚叫起來
老學究：What a lovely child!
開心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒來 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齊說) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學究：If you look after our house.
開心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇後：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇後：Hahaha….Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What』s the matter?
老學究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭著揀一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音樂起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(謝幕)